Predicting Monday’s Knee Jerk Fan Posts

[LocimusPrime]

• Everything will be fine
• Get off the ledge chicken littles
• Conner is just rookie give him some time
• We should have traded for a TE
• I can’t believe they don’t call holding on the Panthers
• We need a safety
• We are too predictable
• Garrett is gutless
• We would have won if the refs didn’t.......
• What did you expect, we have all new receivers
• It’s a rebuilding year
• We are building for 2021
• Rico is the real deal
• We should give the ball to zeke every play
• Why don’t we use rub routes

 

[Haimerej]

OP has been a member less than a year and he 100% nailed this board. Nice job

He's from the old DC.com forum. Much of the same complaints here were happening there, too.

 

[Cattle_Rancher]

That’s it folk I’m done I’ve been a fan since the dawn of time but I can’t watch this anymore Jerry has ruined the Cowboys and won’t be getting anymore money from me.

We are going to the SB book it.

The Hot Boyz are legit

The Hot Boyz suck they couldn’t even beat Carolina’s banged up O-line.

 

[LeonDixson]

Scooter McGruder will nail fan reactions after the game. That's a prediction you can take to the bank.

 

[Tangle_Foot]

The on-pace threads after first game statistics. If Randy records two sacks he'll be on Pace for 32.
Heaven Help Us if Dak throw two interceptions

 

[PA Cowboy Fan]

Is it too soon to tank? lol

 

[Aviano90]

I predict “I told you so” threads and posts. People love to brag about things they get right but are awfully quiet when they are wrong.

 

[nightrain]

Win or lose:

Jerry Sux
Garrett Sux
Linehan Sux
Need Dez
Dak Sux
OL Sux
D Sux
STs Suk
Lee is Glass
J Smith Sux
DBs Suk
FG Kicker Sux
Offense Sux
Lather
Rinse
Repeat

 

[JustChip]

I predict “I told you so” threads and posts. People love to brag about things they get right but are awfully quiet when they are wrong.

 

[tyke1doe]

If we lose: "Can someone please find the naked pictures Jason Garrett has of Jerry Jones and destroy them"?

 

[glimmerman]

Dak sucks
Linehan has to go now
Our new WR suck
Rico sucks
Our O-Line is nothing without Fredbeard
Connor sucks

 

[CowboysFaninHouston]

Knee jerk fan posts the day after a Cowboys game are fun and somewhat predictable, depending on if we win or if we lose.

IF WE WIN...here are some probabilities we will see Monday-

• “Finally, Linehan calls a great game.”
• “Zeke headed for 2,000 yard season”
• “Where are the Dak haters now?”
• “This team will win 14”
• “This is our year- I can feel it”

IF WE LOSE....

• “It’s an NFL conspiracy against us”
• “Worst playcalling ever”
• “We win IF _____ Doesn’t happen”
• “We cut Dan Bailey for this guy?”
• “Ok enough with the clapping!”

What else?

why do we design plays to gain no yards.
why do we game plan to lose
why did we pass on first down (when we ran 70% of the time on first down)
we should have won by 20 instead we win by 7. fire garrett
did you see that 5 yard acrobatic rico catch, why aren't coaches making him starting TE
Dak is trash we should have signed Cousins or traded for bridgewater
LVE is a bust, should we cut our losses now and trade for a LB
we should trade 2 1st to get ET here now
we win, fantastic offensive game plan by linehan
we lose, garrett is not a good offensive game planner
Taco Charlton is trash. he should have had at least 4 sacks instead he has none

 

[Bobhaze]

The funny thing is, win or lose today, it takes more than one game to know what this team is going to be. In 2014 and 2016, we lost the opening game and went on to win 12 and 13 games respectively.

Today is game one of a marathon.

 

[JayFord]

2014
0-1 start 12-3 finish

2015
2-0 start 2-12 finish

2016
0-1 start 13-3 finish

2017
1-0 start 8-7 finish

I rather we start off slow we dont do well coming out of the gate on fire

 

[Dre11]

Your version is basically the two reactions of what a homer would say. How about what a realist would say in both scenarios?

It's just one game
It's early
There were some good and bad
We're going to be ok.

 

[kskboys]

Where's da beef?

 

[ksadler1]

"It's gonna be a long year"

 

[Jake]

Knee jerk fan posts the day after a Cowboys game are fun and somewhat predictable, depending on if we win or if we lose.

IF WE WIN...here are some probabilities we will see Monday-

• “Finally, Linehan calls a great game.”
• “Zeke headed for 2,000 yard season”
• “Where are the Dak haters now?”
• “This team will win 14”
• “This is our year- I can feel it”

IF WE LOSE....

• “It’s an NFL conspiracy against us”
• “Worst playcalling ever”
• “We win IF _____ Doesn’t happen”
• “We cut Dan Bailey for this guy?”
• “Ok enough with the clapping!”

What else?

Monday?

More like 5 minutes after the game ends.

 

[PA Cowboy Fan]

The Zone is often more entertaining then the actual game. lol

 

[PhillyCowboysFan]

Dang this board is so negative, who would have thunk it...LOL

Anyway here WILL be me Monday morning reaction........

“We are going to the Super Bowl baby”