Garrett: "Hello Coach Saban, this is Jason Garrett, I'm not sure if you remember me...."
Saban: " Sure, your dad was a scout right? How can I help you?"
Garrett: " I actually coached for you in Miami..."
Saban: " I don't think that's true, but okay. What do you need, busy going to national championships and stuff."
Garrett: " Is Minkah Fitzpatrick any good? Should I tell my boss to trade for him?"
Saban: "He's an amazing young man. 3-year starter for me. Who's your starting safety now?"
Garrett: "Jeff Heath."
Saban (interrupting): "Absolutely trade for him."
Garrett: "Can you put in a good word for me Coach? You kind of screwed me with Rolando McClain."
Saban: "Sure son, but the Dolphins definitely aren't going to listen to me."
Garrett: "Golly Coach, I sure would appreciate it. You know I'm friends with Coach K at Duke?"
Saban: dial tone.
Garrett (yelling): "Mr. Jones, my good friend Coach Saban from Alabama says we should do it!"
All occurring while Bill Belichick sends a 3rd round pick and two future 7th round picks to Miami for Fitzpatrick.