Same Robotic message. Day after Day

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These would all be just fine if he didn’t just lead the team to the least productive decade in team history. When what you do is CLEARLY not working, we’d like to see at least an attempt at change...

If fan are tired of hearing Garretts same robotic press conferences only hearing them a couple times a week, Can you imaging being a player hearing his robotic message all day long, day after day, year after year? Its so sad to hear Dak starting to sound exactly like him.

As a farewell to Garrett I think its only fitting to send him off with your favorite Garrett robotic message.

"How we doing guys?"
" Taking it day by day"
"Trying to learn from our mistakes"
" Best version of ourselves"
"Trying to be better then yesterday."

Whats your Garrett quote?
 

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If fan are tired of hearing Garretts same robotic press conferences only hearing them a couple times a week, Can you imaging being a player hearing his robotic message all day long, day after day, year after year? Its so sad to hear Dak starting to sound exactly like him.

As a farewell to Garrett I think its only fitting to send him off with your favorite Garrett robotic message.

"How we doing guys?"
" Taking it day by day"
"Trying to learn from our mistakes"
" Best version of ourselves"
"Trying to be better then yesterday."

Whats your Garrett quote?

People it seems are scared to show true heartfelt emotions once the cameras are rolling. You think Morrison would play that game? Garrett is a robot because he grew up wanting to be a robot and won't be true to himself 24/7. What a boring reality living that day after day. Closing your Doors of Perception. Sad. Bet he hates Rock N Roll too.
 

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I'll still defend the things he shouldn't be blamed for, like the Eagles game. That was almost completely on the players, who shouldn't need someone to get them "focused".

Then I will wholeheartedly disagree with you in that case.
 

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If fan are tired of hearing Garretts same robotic press conferences only hearing them a couple times a week, Can you imaging being a player hearing his robotic message all day long, day after day, year after year? Its so sad to hear Dak starting to sound exactly like him.

As a farewell to Garrett I think its only fitting to send him off with your favorite Garrett robotic message.

"How we doing guys?"
" Taking it day by day"
"Trying to learn from our mistakes"
" Best version of ourselves"
"Trying to be better then yesterday."

Whats your Garrett quote?


lol... except it's not the same message to the players...just to the public...lol
 

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The guy you are replying to would want Mother Theresa gone.

I said for years that Garrett didn't suck and he was slightly above average. They were snakebit this year but they were somewhat last year but turned it around to go on a 8-1 run at the end of the season.

Then the team completely quit against the Bills and Bears, which is on the coaches and completely sealed Garrett being gone. I said before the season this was Garrett's last year no matter how the season went.

I don't see any inconsistency in my positions, there are plenty of positions that are not at the poles of "Apologist" and "Hater".

Of course you don't. I however do.
 

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I think at least some of the folks referred to as Garrett “apologists” are called that only because they aren’t willing to make a major issue out of ever look, gesture, sneeze or word, and they aren’t willing to go along with every condemnation, no matter how contrived.

It actually is possible to want him replaced without imagining a personal grudge, or making an issue out of insignificant things like his habit of clapping, or without buying into any number of fabricated notions about him.

I merely want him replaced because he has failed to put out a consistently competitive product and has failed to get the expected results. But some expect animosity and a willingness to either fabricate a narrative or go along with whatever narrative others fabricate, and if you don’t, you are an “apologist”.

Or you've run out of things you can say to even try to defend him any longer. But now you want to claim that you're the ones now being 'fair and objective'. It's hilarious. Talk about people who try(and fail) to have it both ways. You don't get to.
 

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Or you've run out of things you can say to even try to defend him any longer. But now you want to claim that you're the ones now being 'fair and objective'. It's hilarious. Talk about people who try(and fail) to have it both ways. You don't get to.

Or its because he can hold football opinions that aren't a complete tantrum - unlike half the people here.
 

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Then quote the posts where I said I wanted Garrett gone for years.

That's the point. You and many others are terribly late to the party, after years of defending him and pointing the finger at everyone who did.
 

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Or its because he can hold football opinions that aren't a complete tantrum - unlike half the people here.

Please.

You're the last person to dare make any such claims about anyone else. This team stinks it up and all you can do is to lash out at fans who dare to criticize them. You lose your ****. The last person who should project 'tantrums' on anyone else.

:facepalm:
 

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That's the point. You and many others are terribly late to the party, after years of defending him and pointing the finger at everyone who did.

So you wanted to fire Garrett in 2016 when he won Coach of the Year?

And there is a difference between "defending Garrett" and saying its stupid to complain about his press conferences or him clapping on the sideline.
 

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Being boring in press conferences is the least of Garrett's problems. Ever tried to listen to a Belichick press conference? It's 99% mumbling cliches and 1% talking about special teams. Coaches aren't there to yuk it up with reporters.
By all means let’s compare the clapper to Belichick. I could care less what the idiot had to say in a press conference if he had 1/1000000 of Belichick’s coaching ability.
 

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Please.

You're the last person to dare make any such claims about anyone else. This team stinks it up and all you can do is to lash out at fans who dare to criticize them. You lose your ****. The last person who should project 'tantrums' on anyone else.

:facepalm:

LOL, the people I "lash out" at are the clowns like Cal Poly who lie about me personally. If you made everyone here vote on which one of us was more levelheaded, you would finish second.

It isn't "lashing out" to post that criticism of Garrett goes to a comical extreme here, especially in the beginning of this season.
 

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“I had nothing to do with that bad thing that happened today. That’s the responsibility of (insert names of varying assist coaches and players here)
 

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So you wanted to fire Garrett in 2016 when he won Coach of the Year?

And there is a difference between "defending Garrett" and saying its stupid to complain about his press conferences or him clapping on the sideline.

I wanted him gone in 2015, when he showed without Romo carrying him, he couldn't 'coach' his way out of a wet paper bag.
 

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I wanted him gone in 2015, when he showed without Romo carrying him, he couldn't 'coach' his way out of a wet paper bag.

So you wanted him gone in 2016 when we went 13-3.

That's what we call an extended tantrum.
 

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lmao, jerry hired me to come here and read all the posts and pick the superfan. That way he could get ideas on what to do. lmao, you idiots. every person here has an opinion.
"I'm super fan number one, listen to me roar" "you low IQ fools"
 

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I stopped watching or paying attention to his press conferences years ago. I understand the meaning of insanity.
 

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LOL, the people I "lash out" at are the clowns like Cal Poly who lie about me personally. If you made everyone here vote on which one of us was more levelheaded, you would finish second.

Start the vote, I'll take my chances any day. Don't run your mouth when you and I both know that you will never back it up.

It isn't "lashing out" to post that criticism of Garrett goes to a comical extreme here, especially in the beginning of this season.

It's absolutely "lashing out" when what you do is to attack fans who dare to criticize this team when they disappoint. Team disappoints and you attack fans about it. You can try to deny it as much as you want, but that's exactly what happens, time and time again. You become completely irrational in what you feel is your obligation to 'defend your team'.

You and these other 'clowns' actually think it's within your ability to judge what constitutes valid criticism and extremes. That's actually the embarrassing part. That anyone would have the hubris and lack of awareness to actual think that way.
 
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