2016 Mel Kiper Invitational chat thread

[Alexander]

Jim Irsay is sloshed on oxy and liquor and is demanding I listen to trade down offers.

Anyone interested in Indy's pick, PM please. This guy is getting violent.

 

[MichaelWinicki]

Who are you intending to pick, Winicki? PM me the name so I know what CB not to pick. I am nice like that.

I'm thinking a QB.

Only one letter off.

 

[Plankton]

Jerry Reese is reading the NFL GM for Dummies book as we speak. Since the book doesn't come with pictures, it will take a while. As a result, the #10 pick is on the market for those interested.

 

[Risen Star]

Everybody wants to move down. It's like they're all defeated knowing Wentz won't be there for their pick.

 

[Risen Star]

The first pick is in but we're waiting to see if he shows up, as he still could trade the pick.

 

[Plankton]

The first pick is in but we're waiting to see if he shows up, as he still could trade the pick.

 

[Floatyworm]

Is this the offical pick thread?

 

[KingintheNorth]

Fox's Jay Glazer reporting that the Cowboys party bus was out late last night. As a result, the Cowboys FO is hung over and willing to trade down if teams are interested.

 

[Risen Star]

Is this the offical pick thread?

No. The one is just for chat.

 

[Risen Star]

Wentz is off the board. Avery wins the mock. You guys want to keep going? Seems pointless.

 

[KingintheNorth]

Wentz is off the board. Avery wins the mock. You guys want to keep going? Seems pointless.

I'm sure Wentz has a brother or cousin we could draft?

 

[Plankton]

This draft just Wentz off the rails.

Discuss.....

 

[Alexander]

In real life, I wonder if that is the best thing for Cleveland.

Although Wentz will be a first ballot Hall of Famer, Cleveland has a stench to it that could ruin his career.

 

[Risen Star]

Send me a pick for the Chargers. Just in case he doesn't show up. Tick tock.

 

[unionjack8]

Mark Davis needs a new stadium. Will trade anything for carson wentz in order to sell corporate boxes....

 

[Plankton]

In real life, I wonder if that is the best thing for Cleveland.

Although Wentz will be a first ballot Hall of Famer, Cleveland has a stench to it that could ruin his career.

Is he Moneyball enough to be taken by the Browns? I know that he's an FCS guy, but still, he's been trending high.

Wouldn't it just be Browns like to take Jake Rudock instead, and try to show everyone how smart they are?

 

[Risen Star]

Quest is usually one of our most active GMs and I was talking him just yesterday about being ready which he assured he would be.

Maybe he got word about Wentz and just bailed.

Send me a pick for the Chargers, please.

 

[Plankton]

Send me a pick for the Chargers. Just in case he doesn't show up. Tick tock.

*cough*Buckner*cough*

~spits out phlegm~

*cough*Buckner*cough*

 

[Alexander]

Is he Moneyball enough to be taken by the Browns? I know that he's an FCS guy, but still, he's been trending high.

Wouldn't it just be Browns like to take Jake Rudock instead, and try to show everyone how smart they are?

All kidding aside, that is an interesting point. You might see some weird sabermetric stuff out of them. Especially in free agency.

 

[Floatyworm]

Chargers select....Ronnie Stanley OT Notre Dame. They gotta keep Rivers up right