The Horde: YES WE GOT ZEKE!!1!
AdamJT13: Unfortunately, decades' worth of statistical evidence shows that rushing effectiveness has little correlation to winning. *cites said evidence in painstaking detail*
The Horde: That's stoopid! Zeke is da man!
AdamJT13: Elliott may very well be a good player. But his ability to run the ball has little bearing on whether the Cowboys win. The evidence clearly demonstrates that teams win when they pass the ball better than their opponents.
The Horde: Well...that's just your opinion man!
AdamJT13: Actually, that's a fact, not an opinion.
The Horde: But but but running teh ball makes Romo better! Just like in 2014 with Murray!
AdamJT13: There's no correlation between rushing effectiveness and passing effectiveness. *cites evidence in support of claim* In 2014, for example, the Cowboys won the games where they passed the ball better than their opponents and lost the games where they didn't. There was no correlation between Murray's rushing effectiveness in those games and Romo's passing effectiveness. *cites evidence in support of claim*
The Horde: ARE YOU BLIND? OF COURSE HAVING A DOMINANT RUN GAME HELPS DO YOU EVEN WATCH DA GAMES YOU *?#$
AdamJT13: Yes, I watched and charted every game, just like I've done for many years. What evidence do you have in support of your assertion?
The Horde: iM to busy to look it up but everyone says so
AdamJT13: *closes eyes, takes a deep breath, exhales*