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I liked this from my phone, but you're mixing your cartoons badly here, so I shouldn't have. I was expecting something along the lines of 'You know, Idgit, there's a wonderful and exciting world out there when you discover we don't need things like fire to entertain us." To which, i could have replied 'He said 'anus.' And then we'd be done with it. But instead you give me this weird little Jerry Jones pic, and I'm not sure at all what to do with it.
Anus? Jerry Jones? ARG!
Anus? Jerry Jones? ARG!
WUSS!
Any man who intentionally take shots at my wife's happiness, my happiness, the well being of my kids, just for a roll or two on the side, he's made an enemy for life.
Whatever issues there are in my marriage, I'd address them separately with my wife to the extent that I could, but it's personal between me and the other man, and I'm doing whatever I can within the bounds of the law to make him pay a heavy price for trying to set fire to mine.
Any man who intentionally take shots at my wife's happiness, my happiness, the well being of my kids, just for a roll or two on the side, he's made an enemy for life.
Whatever issues there are in my marriage, I'd address them separately with my wife to the extent that I could, but it's personal between me and the other man, and I'm doing whatever I can within the bounds of the law to make him pay a heavy price for trying to set fire to mine.
Takes two to tango
You're not the married one - she is. But you may want to calculate the risk to yourself and others.
Would this be a 'one-shot deal' bed thing - or do you envision an ongoing affair? Does she have kids? What do you know about her husband? Is she likely to be discreet or is she a real blabbermouth? What are the odds others in your working sphere would learn of your tryst?
These things usually start out as 'no strings' agreements - but the longer they continue the more likely it will become messy.
So.
Did you bang her or not?
So.
Did you bang her or not?
Way to stay classy.