Anybody Watching the Saturday Royal Wedding? *MERGE*

[TheCount]

Count, you are just not offering many good options here. And they're not strangers, they know each other pretty well.

How about you throw some options out there that aren't boring or painful? C'mon, you can do better than that. Like sitting on South Beach with a mojito and having the tie breaking vote in the Hawaiian Tropics tan lines contest.....and having all night to decide...…..and entertaining all bribe offers.

Watching the wedding is Painfully Boring, so at least my options get you out of one or the other.

In other news, there is a Hawaiian tropics tan line contest? Where do I subscribe?

 

[CouchCoach]

Watching the wedding is Painfully Boring, so at least my options get you out of one or the other.

In other news, there is a Hawaiian tropics tan line contest? Where do I subscribe?

Sorry, it's at the same time as the wedding and you already have plans.

I wonder if his bride has seen the news out today? Half of the UK's 30 something males are suffering from ED.

 

[Londonboy]

Sorry, it's at the same time as the wedding and you already have plans.

I wonder if his bride has seen the news out today? Half of the UK's 30 something males are suffering from ED.

Late 40's, the plumbing may be rusty, but it works.

 

[daschoo]

Not watching, just paying for it.
It's Cup Final day, I'll be watching Chelsea beat Man Utd.

Ditto but the Scottish cup final.

 

[Ranched]

We've already discussed this in another thread. I'm the classy one, and he is a mod. BIG difference.

LMAO. Forgive oh great one.

 

[Ranched]

Uh...
No

That's what she said!

 

[Ranched]

Why does anyone give a damn about the personal lives of people they don't know? If you do, you need a hobby or something as their personal life has no barring on yours
and therefore you're wasting your own time and energy.

Because it's not personal when it's public. Besides I can prove you're calling the kettle black. I KNOW you gave "a damn about the personal life" of someone you "don't know".
(As well as every other Cowboys fan reading this)

His name is Ezekiel Elliot. There wasn't one member in here that didn't give their opinion in the numerous of threads about Zeke & his former gf etc....

Just making a point my friend. We all get involved in celebrities lives someway or another. The CZ is proof of that in itself. Whether it's a royal wedding or an NFL player making the news etc....We want to give our two cents. Blame it on the media. It's everywhere & one can't get away from it.

 

[The Fonz]

How does someone become a royalty? I would like to apply

 

[Hardline]

 

[Ranched]

How does someone become a royalty
? I would like to apply

Thought you were one already....
Sir Arthur Fonzarelli

 

[YosemiteSam]

Because it's not personal when it's public. Besides I can prove you're calling the kettle black. I KNOW you gave "a damn about the personal life" of someone you "don't know".
(As well as every other Cowboys fan reading this)

His name is Ezekiel Elliot. There wasn't one member in here that didn't give their opinion in the numerous of threads about Zeke & his former gf etc....

Just making a point my friend. We all get involved in celebrities lives someway or another. The CZ is proof of that in itself. Whether it's a royal wedding or an NFL player making the news etc....We want to give our two cents. Blame it on the media. It's everywhere & one can't get away from it.

I still down give a damn!!!

Actually, while you may be right in some cases, Ezekiel Elliot isn't one of them. Sadly, I have lost all connection with the Cowboys and the NFL. It was the exact same reason I no longer watch the NBA also and I was a HUGE NBA fan. Hell, the NBA and Mavericks are how I met my ex-wife. Pretty much the only professional sport I watch today is the NHL. I pray they don't follow the same route of corruption the NBA and NFL did. Otherwise they are out on their *** too.

 

[GMO415]

No I watched his parents wedding. That was enough.

Yup.....I'll admit I watched that too.

 

[GMO415]

I'd rather watch this...

 

[The Fonz]

Thought you were one already....
Sir Arthur Fonzarelli

 

[CouchCoach]

Because it's not personal when it's public. Besides I can prove you're calling the kettle black. I KNOW you gave "a damn about the personal life" of someone you "don't know".
(As well as every other Cowboys fan reading this)

His name is Ezekiel Elliot. There wasn't one member in here that didn't give their opinion in the numerous of threads about Zeke & his former gf etc....

Just making a point my friend. We all get involved in celebrities lives someway or another. The CZ is proof of that in itself. Whether it's a royal wedding or an NFL player making the news etc....We want to give our two cents. Blame it on the media. It's everywhere & one can't get away from it.

Tell it, sister! Tell it all!!

This is so dead on and when it's about something WE care about, it's all important and that Zeke crap and Hardy before that and now Irving's a thing and the resentment and vitriol displayed by some against women and our "innocent" Cowboys had to be as hard to take for our ladies as something as female oriented as a wedding is for the guys.

I won't watch because that's a sad remembrance for me but my clowning about it is just me being me. Far be it for me to criticize anyone's choice of entertainment or interest and there is a balance to this thread, there is one on guys watching blacksmithing and that's a hairy knuckled alternative.

daboyz, you've always been one of my favorites and this response is one of the best things, and a real face slam, I've seen on either forum in some time. As much as we all rail at the media and all they do, we are all consumers of it. And far be it for me understand the attraction of this event that has captured a lot of the world's attention but I do realize I am probably in the minority as it will dominate American TV and even HBO.

Sam, I feel for ya brother. This is like standing by and watching one of my buds being taken to the principal's office for a reprimand. Consider yourself lucky she didn't call your parents to come pick you up.

 

[CouchCoach]

I'd rather watch this...

Already looking forward to the divorce?

 

[DallasEast]

How does someone become a royalty? I would like to apply

A royal must be of noble lineage. In other words, you must be part of the blood line.

Solution? Kidnap Prince Charles and force him into transfusing some of his blood into you in exchange for his freedom. Technically that scenario not only would make you a royal but also would take you close to the head of the line!

Or you could marry you way into royalty. I would not recommend it though. Seems like that would take a lot of work.

 

[YosemiteSam]

How does someone become a royalty? I would like to apply

Not sure, I was born into it.

 

[The Fonz]

A royal must be of noble lineage. In other words, you must be part of the blood line.

Solution? Kidnap Prince Charles and force him into transfusing some of his blood into you in exchange for his freedom. Technically that scenario not only would make you a royal but also would take you close to the head of the line!

Or you could marry you way into royalty. I would not recommend it though. Seems like that would take a lot of work.

As of now I have 3 choices:

1-The kidnapping part will require lots of help. Do you think DallasDave can assist?
2-option 2 marry one of their babes Now which one is available?
3- start a gofndme account make some cash and ask YosemiteSam if he can help.

 

[DallasEast]

As of now I have 3 choices:

1-The kidnapping part will require lots of help. Do you think DallasDave can assist?

I will pitch in if @dallasdave is not available. Prince Charles's face literally screams 'punch me' so I will help simply for an opportunity to punch him once or twice or 50 times.

2-option 2 marry one of their babes Now which one is available?

Not sure if she fits your babe criteria but here is Princess Eugenie, 28, daughter of Prince Andrew and Sarah:

Best get to Fonzing fast though. The website I took the pic from says she's getting hitched in October!

3- start a gofndme account make some cash and ask YosemiteSam if he can help.

The account is a good idea but I am not so sure about involving @YosemiteSam. Sure, he is CLASSY without a doubt but you may end up wanting to punch him in the face.

Waitasec... Sam does remind me of Prince Charles!!!

EDIT: Princess Eugenie NOT Princess Eugene