superpunk;1935888 said:
Say word, son. This be serious bidness.
Specter: Mr. Goodell, why were the tapes destroyed?
Goodell: I felt this was the best way to end all this foolishness.
Specter: Mr. Goodell, did you have any evidence other teams were still filming coaches in this manner?
Goodell: Yes.
Specter: How many?
Goodell: 31
Specter: Mr. Goodell, what did you do with this evidence?
Goodell: It was destroyed.
Specter: Mr. Goodell, why was this evidence destroyed?
Goodell: I believe I've already addressed this issue.
Specter: Mr. Goodell, why did you take a first round pick away from the Patriots if this was just foolishness?
Goodell: Because they had two.
Specter: And if they only had one?
Goodell: Then we would have taken a 2nd round pick at the most.
Specter: Mr. Goodell, how much of an advantage did the Patriots gain by filming the defensive coach of the Jets for 5 plays this season?
Goodell: None, zip, nada.
Specter: What do you say to the NFL fans that believe the Patriots success is due to cheating?
Goodell: They are jealous idiots that have their head up their collective arses.
Specter: Thank you Mr. Goodell, we also just wanted to clear this foolishness up. Mr. Goodell, any last thoughts before we adjourn?
Goodell: Yes, why don't you guys do something about the rising cost of gas and health care?
Specter: Sorry Mr. Goodell, this is not the forum for those issues to be addressed, we are here for serious bidness.