As usual we are going to wait to cut players before other teams, then we cant sign

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Avery;1607477 said:
You know those curly fries that everyone loves? My wife and I bought some to share with our meal and she pulled out the longest curly fry in history, filled half of the box. Rather than mutually bask in the experience of eating such a cool looking fry, she stuffed the whole thing in her mouth and didn't even offer to share.

I've already filed the appropriate paperwork for divorce.


Man that is messed up, I mean she cant even break you off a piece? You should have went Mike Vick on her ***
 

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BigDFan5;1607491 said:
Man that is messed up, I mean she cant even break you off a piece? You should have went Mike Vick on her ***

And to think the reason I married her in the first place was because of her ability to fit snake-like objects in her mouth. :D
 

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Avery;1607504 said:
And to think the reason I married her in the first place was because of her ability to fit snake-like objects in her mouth. :D


baby snakes :laugh2:
 

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Bungarian;1607505 said:
Arbys is OK. Anyone ever try the White Castle place?


No there isnt one around me, I would like to though
 

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cowboyblue31;1607506 said:
wow.... can't Sept. 9 get here any quicker? :starspin :starspin

I can make that happen but I will need the following items.

1. 8 grams of antimatter
2. a car battery with jumper cables
3. 1 frozen chicken
4. 1 elephant with a bad attitude
5. a flashlight
6. 4 scantily clad women
7. superglue
8. a phaser set to kill
9. 1 small economy car - any model
 

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superpunk;1607426 said:
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Think about the consequences of your actions, next time.

:lmao2:

Damn dude I'm on a conference call, you should put a warning on something that funny next time.
 

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Bungarian;1607532 said:
I can make that happen but I will need the following items.

1. 8 grams of antimatter
2. a car battery with jumper cables
3. 1 frozen chicken
4. 1 elephant with a bad attitude
5. a flashlight
6. 4 scantily clad women
7. superglue
8. a phaser set to kill
9. 1 small economy car - any model

Reminds me of the time I met this chick and took her home from the bar.

When we got to my place she said to get a feather duster, 100 ft. of kite string and some squeeze parkay.

I snuck out the back until she finally left.
 

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Bob Sacamano;1607471 said:
I love Arbys, too bad I haven't found one in Maryland yet

love Wendy's, mmmm classic double cheeseburger

Where are you in MD? There is an Arby's on Rockville Pike.
 

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Done, I will get those to you as soon as I can, but I am going to keep #6 for myself. sorry... :laugh1:



Bungarian;1607532 said:
I can make that happen but I will need the following items.

1. 8 grams of antimatter
2. a car battery with jumper cables
3. 1 frozen chicken
4. 1 elephant with a bad attitude
5. a flashlight
6. 4 scantily clad women
7. superglue
8. a phaser set to kill
9. 1 small economy car - any model
 

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Avery;1607457 said:
Yes.

I've got two so far. Who wants to hear about my experience in the Arby's drive-thru?

Absolutely, tell us everything... :laugh1:
 

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Bob Sacamano;1607471 said:
I love Arbys, too bad I haven't found one in Maryland yet

love Wendy's, mmmm classic double cheeseburger

You're in Maryland?? What part??

You might not be too far from where I live, down here in the Shenandoah Valley...
 

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Bob Sacamano;1607490 said:
Annapolis

You might be 3 to 3 and a half hours from the ol' homestead... we should talk about getting you down to the house for a game... my nephew the Skins fan just LOVES it when I have one of my online Cowboys buddies over... LOL...
 

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Bungarian;1607505 said:
Arbys is OK. Anyone ever try the White Castle place?

The two chains I most want to try out are Sonic, and Checkers... there doesn't seem to be any of them in my neck of the woods...
 

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Bungarian;1607532 said:
I can make that happen but I will need the following items.

1. 8 grams of antimatter
2. a car battery with jumper cables
3. 1 frozen chicken
4. 1 elephant with a bad attitude
5. a flashlight
6. 4 scantily clad women
7. superglue
8. a phaser set to kill
9. 1 small economy car - any model

Aw, ANYBODY can do it if they have all that... lemme see you do it with an elephant with a good attitude, or only three scantily clad women, and I might be impressed...
 
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