Bates is back

[BillyBates]

Hi Old Man, ya made it. Here's ur buddy. @ESisback. When you type the @ before a name, it will let them know they were mentioned in a thread and take them to that thread automatically. Now, go to the "fireside chat". That's where some if the old OLD timers hang from the DC boards. Nobody knows who you are with this thread. J is gonna be so happy to see you. I'll send him a pm.

I see ya fixed Rowdy

OK, where is this fireplace joint at? you know me and technology. I'm still working with smoke signals, in black in white too.

 

[BillyBates]

Sorry, hip boots weren't cutting it, had to go for the waders. May have to go diving suit next.

wow I never thought of a d-suit. I'm impressed, very impressed.

 

[BillyBates]

Billy Bates! How the heck are ya? Welcome back! Holy crap!

You missed the formation of the PJG! That stands for Post Jackers Guild, an organization created by us weirdos to confound the supremely serious and perpetually miserable with nonsensical jabbering and absurd Tom Foolery, just for yucks. Couch Coach is the Grand Poobah, and happily endorses long winded fun. There's no membership fee, and rumors of a nude car wash. Runwildboys, gp_cowpolk, CapnB, and London are all members in good standing, and would welcome your smartassery like a giant box of porn and a copious amount of unhealthy meats and cheeses.

is the initiation have anything to do with electrodes to a certain part of the family jewels? if not I do insist, as far as the necked car wash ..all I can say is wax on wax off.

 

[ESisback]

wow I never thought of a d-suit. I'm impressed, very impressed.

CC IS impressive, but lounges in his Hugh Hefner robe most of the day, clutching his giant snifter of JW Blue.

 

[ESisback]

is the initiation have anything to do with electrodes to a certain part of the family jewels? if not I do insist, as far as the necked car wash ..all I can say is wax on wax off.

As usual, a way with words, young Jedi!

 

[ESisback]

As usual, a way with words, young Jedi!

 

[BillyBates]

there are some really disturbing people around here...nice to be home

 

[CouchCoach]

CC IS impressive, but lounges in his Hugh Hefner robe most of the day, clutching his giant snifter of JW Blue.

That ain't all I'm clutching, I've got two good hands, not to mention the between the knees and ankles in emergencies.

 

[CouchCoach]

there are some really disturbing people around here...nice to be home

Good you came to add to the disturbance and disorderly conduct.

 

[kskboys]

I know you meant to say confusing the ladies and satisfying the elderly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ESisback]

I know you meant to say confusing the ladies and satisfying the elderly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can satisfy the elderly in a number of ways!

 

[Sarek]

Howdy pards ! Its really me from the old D.C forums. remember those blue bars anyone? I do miss talking Cowboys with yawl. being from N.E Pennsylvania I'm surrounded by Phila Fecal fans. After there ONLY S.B win its become unbearable. but it will be another 103-107 years until they see another.
I still sport my old D.C hat while out and about jest to shake um up a bit. My new Dak jersey comes out for weddings ,funerals only. I consider the team we are playing on Sundays a funeral for whom ever.

 

[Runwildboys]

You can satisfy the elderly in a number of ways!

Turn up the heat/tuck your shirt in/cut your hair/get off their lawn...etc

 

[CouchCoach]

Turn up the heat/tuck your shirt in/cut your hair/get off their lawn...etc

Just for starters, just for starters.

 

[BillyBates]

only here would a football forum turn into wheelchair rumbas, and the act of crawling between a split rail fence with hip boots in hand are the norm....wiping tear from my eye in Eric Cartmans voice I love you guys.

 

[ESisback]

Turn up the heat/tuck your shirt in/cut your hair/get off their lawn...etc

Turn on Matlock, play Bingo, compare ailments, fart in chairs, order from Publisher's Clearinghouse, send them a check for $12...

 

[ESisback]

only here would a football forum turn into wheelchair rumbas, and the act of crawling between a split rail fence with hip boots in hand are the norm....wiping tear from my eye in Eric Cartmans voice I love you guys.

Commonplace in the PJG!

 

[CouchCoach]

only here would a football forum turn into wheelchair rumbas, and the act of crawling between a split rail fence with hip boots in hand are the norm....wiping tear from my eye in Eric Cartmans voice I love you guys.

Not only here but there as well. Our motto "Have Nonsense; Will Travel".

Your job, Mr. Bates, should you decide to accept it, is to spread absurdity, nonsense, mirth and joy to those in need and those cats out in the other forums are most definitely in need. They actually think this is a football site.

 

[BillyBates]

Not only here but there as well. Our motto "Have Nonsense; Will Travel".

Your job, Mr. Bates, should you decide to accept it, is to spread absurdity, nonsense, mirth and joy to those in need and those cats out in the other forums are most definitely in need. They actually think this is a football site.

I thought this was a goat roping site...dang it

 

[ESisback]

I thought this was a goat roping site...dang it

Oh, we do that too!