Bob Papa: Burress Is “Deathly Afraid” Of Going To Jail

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Posted by Mike Florio on May 28, 2009, 11:14 a.m.

We’ve been hearing for weeks now that former Giants receiver Plaxico Burress flatly has rejected opportunities to resolve criminal charges that could put him away for a minimum of 3.5 years, even though Burress would do far less time by pleading guilty to a lesser charge.

Bob Papa, the radio play-by-play announcer for the Giants and one of the hosts of Sirius NFL Radio’s The Opening Drive, elaborated on the situation today.

“This is what I’ve been told and what I’ve heard,” Papa said on the air. “They worked out something where they had it down to about a three-month jail term with actually only two months served and about 1,500 hours of community service. And I think his lawyers felt that they had a pretty good deal. He doesn’t want to go to jail at all. He shot down the deal. . . . He does not want to go to jail at all. So now coming up in another couple of weeks we’re gonna find out what’s gonna happen. But my guess is that the city of New York is not gonna back off any kind of jail time.

“Evidently, he’s gonna have to go to Ryker’s Island,” Papa added. “He’s deathly afraid of going. . . . f he would have just taken the deal when it originally was offered it would all be over with by now. But supposedly the community service hours and the jail time are not appealing to him. He does not understand that he is not in any kind of position of leverage. He has no leverage. He — not his representatives — he thinks he has leverage.”

Papa is right on the money. No one wants to go to jail. But when Door Number One entails two months and Door Number Two most likely will slide open to reveal a minimum of 39 42 months, the decision should be easy.

Then again, nothing is ever easy when it comes to Plaxico Burress.

Apparently, he thinks that lawyer Benjamin Brafman will be able to do for him what Brafman did for Sean P. Diddy Puff Daddy Puffy Hufflepuff Bo Diddley Combs, securing an acquittal on identical charges.

But there are two key differences between the two cases. For Combs, the unlicensed and loaded weapon that he allegedly had in his possession didn’t fire. More importantly, Brafman destroyed on cross examination the witnesses who claimed that Combs pointed a gun at them.

For Burress, Exhibit A is the scar from where the bullet entered his leg. Exhibit B is the scar from where it exited. Add a dash of testimony from folks like former teammate Antonio Pierce who’ll confirm that the scars were obtained when a gun in Plax’s possession went off inside a Manhattan night club, and no amount of legal hocus pocus or mumbo jumbo or Chewbacca defenses will keep a reasonable jury from concluding that Burress is guilty beyond a reasonable doubt.

In America, our inalienable rights include the right to irrevocably screw up our lives. Unless someone can talk some sense into Burress soon, he’s about to provide a high-profile manifestation of that right.
 

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Booo hooo :cry3: :cry3:

You're a POS Burress. Learn to live with it or change. You won't get any sympathy from anyone. Man I hate these modern idiot athletes.
 

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Ren;2790427 said:
Any non Football player or celebrity would serve every single day of those 3.5 years :banghead:


no they wouldn't

lawyers are paid very well to do what they do, it's a money thing.

I wish plax the best and don't think he should do time, I mean for cripes sake the guy shot himself in the leg.

That's enough, imo.
 

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Four;2790431 said:
no they wouldn't

lawyers are paid very well to do what they do, it's a money thing.

I wish plax the best and don't think he should do time, I mean for cripes sake the guy shot himself in the leg.

That's enough, imo.

with an illegal gun in public :rolleyes: ,.. in a city where carrying a gun without a permit is 3 years minimum. The fact that he was dumb enough to shot him self with it doesn't make it any less of a crime.

people get locked up for a lot less
 

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You know how you stay out of jail? Don't do something idiotic like carry an illegal firearm and shoot yourself in the leg with it. Rocket science I know.
 

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Four;2790431 said:
no they wouldn't

lawyers are paid very well to do what they do, it's a money thing.

I wish plax the best and don't think he should do time, I mean for cripes sake the guy shot himself in the leg.

That's enough, imo.

You don't go into drinking establishments with firearms punishment is a fine and jail. Playing with the gun is why he shot himself the punishment for that is people making jokes about him. Why does he deserve special treatment?
 

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well let's really think about it

aside from it being a player on one of our biggest rivals and a guy that torched us a few times, would you really be up in arms?

how much money is going to cost the public to keep him in prison for 3 years?

how much money would rich guy like him contribute to society for those same 3 years?


why was he carrying a gun to begin with?

was what he did smart? no it wasn't

is he a threat to society? no he isn't

send real criminals to jail and fine the crap out of *******es like burress.
 

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I'm deathly afraid of going to jail too. Thats why I don't break the law by carrying an unlicensed gun in a public place and firing it like a complete ****.
 
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