Bringing home puppy on Sunday. any recommendations?

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Cats are sneaky and have no love for humans, not that l would hold that against them, but anybody that loves cats, suck ,and anybody that would have a cat over Man's best and only friend, sucks even more. The only good cat is a dead one. I saw a really great cat on the road today.:).

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Yar& avast, fer' yer' uncouth & blasphemous tongue hast ariled the back fur of feline forces far& a near,the cur bark of challenge must and shall be answered appropriately, Capt. Jack of bonded garbage scow swabbie dutyo_O
(Although& it took me two different wives to boil the inherent disdain I've harbored towards the felines species off of me crusty hardcase casing-liner,,,as,,, I've always been more inclined to shotgun a feral house cat than a flushing cock pheasant if given the briefest of opportunities,,, NEVERTHELESS,,, yer' kindly asked to RECANT thet' scurrilous swabbie remark:rolleyes:)
And,,, All shall be left in our wake of passing,once again,Friendo_O
 

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Cats are sneaky and have no love for humans, not that l would hold that against them, but anybody that loves cats, suck ,and anybody that would have a cat over Man's best and only friend, sucks even more. The only good cat is a dead one. I saw a really great cat on the road today.:).
Cats are evil. They kill between 1.4 and 3.7 billion birds a year. And that’s just in the US. They’re good pets but only for the ignorant and lazy. They’re easier to care for than dogs however dogs are much much more rewarding to have as pets than a damn cat. They aren’t good for anything except many a pet for some neurotic female.
 

Melonfeud

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I've owned cats... I've owned dogs.

Cats are smarter.

Cats are sneaky.

They retain a certain independent streak which many cat owners treasure.

Cats can think for themselves.

Dogs think for themselves when they think about eating a cat turd.

Ya,that's another inherent casing-liner quality I've not yet had boiled off from me as of yet!,,, as I'll not tolerate a turd eating hound for any undue longevity,,, EITHERo_O
(That's a factual:oops:)
 

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Cats are as dumb as mud and can't remember you after a few days. here is real love and beauty.
bHkRF4S.jpg


Nice picture. :)
 

Melonfeud

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Cats are evil. They kill between 1.4 and 3.7 billion birds a year. And that’s just in the US. They’re good pets but only for the ignorant and lazy. They’re easier to care for than dogs however dogs are much much more rewarding to have as pets than a damn cat. They aren’t good for anything except many a pet for some neurotic female.
HALT!,,, wit zie splecenzinzslpech,,, and form up in a convenient kill zone of belt-fed oblique enfilade fire,,, immediately behind thet' scalawag Hayley casing-liner!,,, roust!!! Move it right quickly now, ze efficiency demands IT!
brain dead fart knockers running on impulse power are ,,,well,,, brain dead fart knockers,,,ya,,,you know the tuneo_O
 

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Cats are evil. They kill between 1.4 and 3.7 billion birds a year. And that’s just in the US. They’re good pets but only for the ignorant and lazy. They’re easier to care for than dogs however dogs are much much more rewarding to have as pets than a damn cat. They aren’t good for anything except many a pet for some neurotic female.
Are you familiar with Jonathan Franzen?
 

Melonfeud

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Cats are as dumb as mud and can't remember you after a few days. here is real love and beauty.
bHkRF4S.jpg
:lmao::lmao2::lmao:
Ya,know?, no! You wouldn't, but I took a laundry load of clothes down off the clothes line the other day where I've a Colman camping cot parked( cuz' sometimes I like to go
' Randy Savage' style out in my backyard with cowboy boots& hat &clad in not much else ,,other than a pistol belto_O) and come up from bebind on my cat lounging on my cot and she fluffed up on me and slunk off like I was some kinda interloper:huh:,,,they don't have the ocular vision we commonly equate dogs having, I've noticed,,,o_O
 

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You never hear stories about cats traveling hundreds or thousands of miles to get back to their owner. You hear about dogs all the time tho. Cats only care about themselves. Dogs only care about making their owner happy and go to any end to carry that out.
Amen. So true.
 

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Cats are evil. They kill between 1.4 and 3.7 billion birds a year. And that’s just in the US. They’re good pets but only for the ignorant and lazy. They’re easier to care for than dogs however dogs are much much more rewarding to have as pets than a damn cat. They aren’t good for anything except many a pet for some neurotic female.
Amen. Cats are so feminine. A dog is loyal and will never forget you. Cats are completely worthless.
 
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