I know there is an interesting and unexpected story coming when my wife starts a conversation with, "... you know, in Russia..."
After listening to me discuss the Cowboy's state of affairs, she commented,
"You know, in Russia, when the oligarch starts losing his grip, the next in command just removes him and business returns to normal.
The problem with the Cowboys is no one has the ball$ to remove Jones and, even if they did remove him, the next in command is dumber than Jerry."
This pearl of wisdom is from someone that doesn't watch or understand football, couldn't pick Jerry Jones out of a police lineup, but tolerates my fandom.