Buccanneers vs. Cowboys - An Analyzation

[cowboyeric8]

I was wondering if anyone would take the bait, lol

 

[Bob Sacamano]

poor man's Leotisbrown

 

[texbumthelife]

I cant even tell if people are just trying to match him, or if they're truly this dense.

 

[Danny White]

I got a bigger chuckle out of the people that don't get Pittman4Two's angle than his actual post itself. He's been posting at other team's boards for years now. And no, his username has no reference to Kavika Pittman...it is Michael Pittman, former RB for the Bucs.

I get an even bigger chuckle out of people who don't get the joke replies to Pittman and who instead have to trip over themselves to make sure everyone knows they "get it." :

 

[LandryFan]

poor man's Leotisbrown

You are correct. But he is entertaining, nonetheless.

 

[AsthmaField]

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

How long before the first newb who doesnt get it berates him?

LOL... as it turns out... not very long.

 

[PBJTime]

This thread delivers!

What's even funnier is the small details I missed that others keep pointing out.

Great stuff.

 

[casmith07]

Roy Williams switch to WR, hahaha.

 

[Dawgs0916]

How could they have this date and game circled, when the schedule wasn't announced until April.

I stopped reading right there.

Ew im glad you did.

Else you would've ruined the rest of the hilarious stuff he said too.

 

[TwoDeep3]

Good afternoon Cowboys fans, I've grown to enjoy your warm gratitude and intellect. Having said that, I think it's time to bring to the table a plentiful dish of truthfulness, a side of honesty, and a tall glass of knowledge.

The Buccaneers had this game circled on their calendar since before the whistle blew in the Raiders game last season. Rumors are that Gruden had drawn up games for this game during the Raiders game in order to get some things on tape for himself...or in this case future head coaches. Looking back, that's now a solid seven months of gameplanning, fine-tuning, scheming, preparing, researching, and scheming.

Bucs players largely took the pro bowl off in order to get as much preparation in as possible. Unfortunately, Dallas has had to deal with many-a-distraction since TO left. Is the stadium too big? Will the jumbotron interfere? Will Wade Phillips gain anymore weight? Is the Roy Williams switch to WR panning out? Can Romo handle his ewsurption as field goal snap holder? Will Marion Barber finally elude his brother's shadow? This is just a snippet of the questions that the football world will be asking about the Cowboys.

Add to that multitude of issues the fact that the Pewter Pirates are lying in wait, ready to fire those cannons, raise the battle flags, instill fear, etc.

Below is how my breakdown panned out.

The Tampa Bay Buccanneers (Super Bowl XXXIIIX Champs, NFC Southern Champs, Head Coach Raheem Morris) vs. cowboys​

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When? Sunday, 1pm

Where? Raymond James Stadium

Announcers? Yes

Weather? Partly cloudy with a chance of sun and rain.

Turf? The best natural turf in the world.



Summarization

When the Bucs have the ball...

One of, if not, the finest free agency pickups in the NFL League was the signing of Byron Leftwich. Few have been able to see this man in person and how much of a presence he gives when he is on the field. I'm sure many of you have not seen his prestine mechanics as a quarterback. He is one of the few where you can watch his wind up and follow through to really respect it. You can't coach these techniques and I apologize that your defense may have the best seat in the house to see it in motion.

Supporting Leftwich is a triage of running backs including the household names of Ward, Williams, and Graham...not to mention Clifton Smith (2008 Pro Bowler) and BJ Askew. The crying shame is there aren't enough footballs to go around.

When the Cowboys play defense...

Mike Jenkins and Orlando Scandrick will have some issues this week with the pure talent, skill, and ability of Antonio Bryant, Michael Clayton, and perhaps the greatest TE ever to don a Bucs uniform, Kellen Winslow Jr. Wade Phillips must be having nightmares all night about this three-headed monster that Leftwich has at his controls.

With the Bucs winning the time of possession, it's always icing on the cake to have a kicker to depend on...and we finally have it with Mike Nugent. The man made several clutch kicks at Michigan and I look forward for him to translate that success into a pro bowl appearance in the pro bowl.


Projections

QB Leftwich - 23-28, 312 yards, 2 TD's, 0 INT
RB Williams - 11 rush, 83 yards, 1 TD
RB Ward - 13 rush, 108 yards, 2 TD
RB Graham - 18 rush, 72 yards, 1 TD
WR Clayton - 4 rec, 90 yards, 1 TD
WR Bryant - 8 rec, 111 yards, 2 TD
TE Winslow - 13 rec, 81 yards, 1 TD

QB Romo - 11-29, 119 yards, 1 TD, 2 INT, 0 picks
RB Jones - 23 rush, 68 yards, 0 TD
WR Williams - 4 rec. 42 yards, 3 tackles, 1 sack
TE Witten - 9 rec. 82 yards, 1 TD


Final Score

Buccaneers 30

Cowboys 14



Thoughts?​

While this has nothing to do with the fairy tale you wove in your original post, I would like to point out the following.

Triage has nothing to do with three. Triage is a French word made English that means : the sorting of and allocation of treatment to patients.

Maybe you meant triad.

However, after the Dallas defense hammers Leftwich because the guy is immobile and a sitting duck, there will be some triage going on in the hospital where they take him during the game.

 

[Dawgs0916]

While this has nothing to do with the fairy tale you wove in your original post, I would like to point out the following.

Triage has nothing to do with three. Triage is a French word made English that means : the sorting of and allocation of treatment to patients.

Maybe you meant triad.

However, after the Dallas defense hammers Leftwich because the guy is immobile and a sitting duck, there will be some triage going on in the hospital where they take him during the game.

WOW. After five pages, still getting ridiculous answers like this.

 

[Dawgs0916]

The funny thing is you try to make him look like a fool, while ironically cementing yourself as one

 

[SaltwaterServr]

This thread has "win" written all over it. Great stuff!

 

[jrumann59]

 

[Jay]

Hilarious as always.

 

[texbumthelife]

While this has nothing to do with the fairy tale you wove in your original post, I would like to point out the following.

Triage has nothing to do with three. Triage is a French word made English that means : the sorting of and allocation of treatment to patients.

Maybe you meant triad.

Sure would make sense if all of the Bucc's running backs had a history of injury though, wouldn't it?

 

[Arch Stanton]

While this has nothing to do with the fairy tale you wove in your original post, I would like to point out the following.

Triage has nothing to do with three. Triage is a French word made English that means : the sorting of and allocation of treatment to patients.

Maybe you meant triad.

However, after the Dallas defense hammers Leftwich because the guy is immobile and a sitting duck, there will be some triage going on in the hospital where they take him during the game.

And this post just puts adds to the insider information of the thread. Thanks for posting TooDeep.

 

[CowboyMcCoy]

Friggin' funny. Somehow, I remember that guy with the stache in the sig pic as some troll from way back when who couldn't make an argument to save his life. I love the mockery if indeed he's mocking the aforementioned poster.

Hilarious post tho either way.

 

[Kobal]

How does one subscribe to Pittman4Two's Insider Edition?

Yeah. That's what I want to know too.

Graet job as always, P4Two.

 

[tskyler]

I think the Barber out of his brothers shadow joke works at such a deep level.

Two thumbs up! Well played my friend.