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[AMERICAS_FAN]

Matt Lauer: Um..., Jerry, you're, um..., invading my personal space.
Jerry Jones: You know Matt I've always admired the Today Show. I tune in just to see you.
Matt Lauer: (Gulp)

 

[Doomsday101]

Jerry: Your Giants are going down punk

Matt Lauer: I'm real scared

Jerry: Damn right your scared I can see it in your eyes

 

[Big Dakota]

I'm thinking about wearing your face.

 

[Chief]

Jerry: "I like 'em big, Matt, how 'bout you?"

Matt: "Stadiums?"

Jerry: "Whatever .... (wink)."

 

[xWraithx]

I'm thinking about wearing your face.

:laugh2: :clap2:

 

[kmd24]

Jerry: TO's in Buffalo, Jessica's home with her daddy, Pacman and Tank are who knows where, and the league approved the videoboard. Any questions about football?

Matt: <shuffles notes> ummmm....

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Matt: "this are serious business"

Jerry: "I know"

 

[dmq]

Jerry: I got a specialist you can see about that thining hair.

 

[bbgun]

Jerry: "Matt, this is Texas, not Martha's Vineyard. Put on a pair of socks."

 

[viman96]

Jerry: Talk bad about the stadium and I will bury you under the 50 yd line.

Matt: ** Silence. Ponders the thought of being buried underneath the star **

Jerry: Yep. That's right.

 

[Doomsday101]

Jerry: That's right boy I may be old but I'll kick your butt right here and now.

 

[THUMPER]

Jerry: You know Matt, you've got smooth skin and a nice tan, your face would look good on me. Kinda like that movie with Travolta and Cage...

Matt: Someone please kill me now!!!

 

[DallasEast]

Jones: "...and that's the whole tour, Matt. Now, just think for a sec. Halftime. Videoboard. The Today Show having exclusive use between halves. What say you?

Lauer: "It's not really my decision, Jerry."

Jones: "Then why am I wasting time with you? Get out. **boot!** Female fans will love The View anyway. Barbara! Barbara Walters! Old gal! How you like my new stadium..!"

 

[Yeagermeister]

Jerry: Matt stop being so GLIB

 

[Seven]

Jones: You're a damn fine lookin' man.............

Matt: Is he still staring at me?

 

[Wood]

Jerry: "I like 'em big, Matt, how 'bout you?"

Matt: "Stadiums?"

Jerry: "Whatever .... (wink)."

lol...hysterical

 

[AMERICAS_FAN]

Jerry Jones: Go ahead Matt, you can touch it now. None of the people behind us are watching.
Matt Lauer: (Gulp)

 

[Four]

I wish someone would look at me like that

 

[Future]

Jerry: "Matt, this is Texas, not Martha's Vineyard. Put on a pair of socks."

:laugh2: :laugh1:

 

[Rackat]

Jerry: I can see your earpiece through this ear over here.
Matt: .........