Comic Relief: The Cowboys Comedy Club now open

[Bobhaze]

Last night‘s loss was tough on us Cowboys fans. So to soften the pain, the fictional “Cowboys Comedy Club“ is now open for a few commiserating laughs. Sometimes it can help.

Calling all comedians.

RULES:

1. Keep ALL jokes and language clean and within the rules.
2. Follow all other forum rules.

Here’s a couple of starters:

”What do you call an annual group of pro athletes gathered to watch the Super Bowl on TV?”​

Answer: “The Dallas Cowboys”​

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”What are the last Cowboys cheerleaders to cheer for the Cowboys at a Super Bowl doing these days?”​

Answer: “Drawing Social Security”.​

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What else?

 

[BoysForLife]

What's the difference between Jerry Jones and David Blaine?

Ones an illusionist who gets people to believe in a smoke and mirrors mirage. The other is a senile alcoholic egomaniac who gets people to believe in a smoke and mirrors mirage.

 

[BoysForLife]

What's the difference between Dak Prescott and Cooper Rush?

About $39 million a year.

 

[Bob-Lillys-War]

Jerry Jones' mama is so fat ....

oh no , wait ...

 

[gmb1]

What does a Dallas Cowboy fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

 

[JohnnyTheFox]

Is there an admission fee to the club? If there is I ain't paying

 

[Bobhaze]

Is there an admission fee to the club? If there is I ain't paying

Free to all Cowboys fans. Thanks to the generosity of Jerral Wayne Jones.

 

[Bob-Lillys-War]

I left three Dallas Cowboys tickets on my windshield before yesterday's game.​

I came back and there were nine.

 

[acr731]

 

[KJJ]

If you want some good comedy, go check out the game chat, and some of the threads that were started immediately after the game. Some of the best comedy on this board is when emotions are running high after a big loss.

 

[Bob-Lillys-War]

The Dallas Cowboys team visited an orphanage today.​

"It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jose, age 6.

 

[maryquality]

I just saw a funny meme, but unfortunately, I am no longer able to copy and paste it here. So, I'm going to describe it to you. I know...lame. But in the pic, there's an extremely LARGE cowboy fan, and the meme says "refuses to diet until the Cowboys win another Super Bowl."

 

[Dallasfann]

Dak Prescott once visited the Virgin Islands, Now they are just called the islands.....

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Dak Prescott, each testicle is larger than the other one.

I think I did it wrong.

 

[Diehardblues]

It’s been so long since we went to a Super Bowl we don’t even have the technology to watch anymore our old recordings

 

[bewp7]

hey what is the difference between dak prescott and a pile of garbage

a pile of garbage do not make $50,000,000 a year and take up over 20% of the entire salary cap

 

[Montanalo]

Why won't San Antonio get an NFL team? Because Dallas is first in line to get a pro team

 

[maryquality]

In fairness, Tony didn't crap the bed with INT's to lose a playoff game, but he had a crappy defense. Dak, on the other hand, had a great defense, but crapped the bed.

 

[acr731]

 

[Risen Star]

I never thought I'd see the day where a staff member here wanted us to join him in laughing at the Cowboys for their failures.

 

[Cowfan75]

I never thought I'd see the day where a staff member here wanted us to join him in laughing at the Cowboys for their failures.

Same.