Comic Relief: The Cowboys Comedy Club now open

[ArbynTX]

What do the Dallas Cowboys and a Chick-Fil-A employee have in common? Neither works on Sunday.

 

[ShortRound]

Favorite Cowboys Pastry?

The Turnover

 

[BoysForLife]

Dak Prescott threw his helmet in disgust after the loss. His helmet was intercepted.

His loyal fans swear it bounced off Noah Brown's hands, to be fair.

 

[BoysForLife]

Did you hear about the local DFW radio station giveaway contest?
First prize, a pair of 2023 Cowboys season tickets.

Consolation prize, four 2023 Cowboys season tickets.

 

[john van brocklin]

Can't really do anything but laugh. Everybody else is.

Fact, humor is all we got left.

 

[plymkr]

Q: How do you make sure Diggs will keep his hands off your daughter?

A: Hand her a football.

 

[plymkr]

Q: How do you keep a Cowboy out of your yard?

A: Put a goalpost in it.

 

[pentatwirl]

Trevon Diggs Pick & Dip BBQ Sauce

Only sold in packs of 2 or more because one is not enough to cover anything.

 

[The Fonz]

 

[MoistMayonnaise]

The Dallas Cowboys team visited an orphanage today.​

"It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jose, age 6.

I wish I could upvote that twenty times.

 

[ArbynTX]

Someday Dak will go far. And I really hope he stays there.

 

[BoysForLife]

The Dallas Cowboys team visited an orphanage today.​

"It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jose, age 6.

 

[Bobhaze]

Truth!

 

[Bobhaze]

I never thought we would go 27 years without making it to at least an NFC championship game.

Now 28 yrs. Ugh.

 

[Cowboys5217]

Take my QB, please!

 

[kskboys]

Jerry is moving the Cowboys. All the way to Manila. Also, changing their name to the Manila Folders!!!

 

[Pantone282C]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he couldn't cross the goal line.

 

[Floatyworm]

I never thought I'd see the day where a staff member here wanted us to join him in laughing at the Cowboys for their failures.

Well....it is Bob....

 

[Pantone282C]

What do ghosts, monsters, and goblins wear on Halloween night?
Cowboys uniforms.

 

[BoysForLife]

Jerry is moving the Cowboys. All the way to Manila. Also, changing their name to the Manila Folders!!!