Comic Relief: The Cowboys Comedy Club now open

[Bobhaze]

“How did Jerry celebrate his last Super Bowl win?”
A- “By becoming a father”

 

[Ranching]

What does a vacuum cleaner and Garrett have in common.

 

[Bob-Lillys-War]

Why can't Dak use the phone anymore?
Because he can't find the receiver.

 

[Hardline]

What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?​

They can both make crowds of 100,000 stand up and yell Jesus.

 

[Hardline]

What's the difference between a dollar and the Dallas Cowboys?​

A dollar is good for four quarters.

 

[Bob-Lillys-War]

What's the difference between Kellen Moore and a carp?

One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

 

[acr731]

 

[Rajveer]

Q: What are two things similar between the company Dyson and the Dallas Cowboys
A: They both suck and blow.

 

[Bob-Lillys-War]

Did you hear that Dallas Cowboys' website is down?

They can't string three "Ws" together.

 

[MikeB80]

Romo lost against excellent teams and excellent quarterbacks almost all hall of famers..Eli Manning, Brett Favre, Aaron Rodgers & Matt Hassleback fresh off a Super Bowl.

Dak has lost to Jared Goff, Jimmy Garrapolo, Brock Purdy & Aaron Rodgers. The 16 GB defense was terrible and the last two niners games were both setup for Dallas to win.

This Dak is the same as Romo crap is laughable. I want to see them rebuild the offensive line and have the worst defense in the league and win 8 games. Dak would be lucky to win 3 if he was on those 12 and 13 teams.

 

[Hagman]

 

[Hagman]

 

[Hagman]

 

[Reverend Conehead]

I made this meme after the last Washington game.

 

[PA Cowboy Fan]

I never thought I'd see the day where a staff member here wanted us to join him in laughing at the Cowboys for their failures.

Can't really do anything but laugh. Everybody else is.

 

[StarOfGlory]

Dak Prescott threw his helmet in disgust after the loss. His helmet was intercepted.

 

[gmb1]

What is the difference between Dak Prescott and a computer?

You only have to tell a computer to do something once.

 

[acr731]

 

[Blackrain]

I never thought I'd see the day where a staff member here wanted us to join him in laughing at the Cowboys for their failures.

I never thought we would go 27 years without making it to at least an NFC championship game.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

I also made this one before the last game versus the Eagles.