Signed by Cowboys Cowboys are hiring Brian Schottenheimer

[jsb357]

Of course, this means our coordinators aren't all that. So instead of hiring competent coordinators (with all due respect to Dan Quinn) who can manage the game themselves, we hire a head coordinator to coordinate the coordinators.
This team ...

can you imagine the countless meetings that went into this decision?



poor Jerry

he can't help it

 

[Rayman70]

Brian S. will be a HC someday. I like he hire.

 

[jsb357]

you mean the green raw rookie with terrible HC and not many weapons..lol sure that BS fault.

ding ding ding

we have a winner

 

[akcowboy22]

Brian and his dad and all that history. Zero Super bowls.

 

[cityochamps]

I see no value to this hire other than the name, unless he can help Dak out so he can hit the target again I'm not sure how this will put more w's under our belt

 

[EGTuna]

what a joke. Like when a company hires Managing Consulting Firm A to run a project, and then bringing in Managing Consulting Firm B to add another layer of nonsense. It’s the definition of “too many cooks”.

How did having the genius extra eyes of McAdoo help
last year? Was he saying “keep running a hurt rb into the LOS?” Hiring a proven failure like Brian Schottenheimer to “analyze trends and probode insight “ is laughable. There’s countless websites and data scientists doing just this with much more effectiveness than Mr. Run The Ball On 3rd and 7.

Remember the playoff game vs Seattle in January 2019 when Seattle kept running the ball into the teeth of the Dallas D without success?

 

[jrumann59]

There's like a 50% chance Jerry thinks he just hired Marty Schottenheimer.

Or J. Robert Oppenheimer

 

[Floatyworm]

He is Kellen Moore’s training wheels….

Pffff....you might want to check his resume....dude can't keep a job. If it wasn't for his dad....the guy probably doesn't even have job. Got a feeling this is McCarthy...repaying someone for a favor. Fatboy sure seems to owe quite a number of people for that 2010 title.

 

[CowboysFaninHouston]

so we are hiring a coach, from one of the worst teams in the league, expecting him to help offense and defense....how is this going to turn out?

 

[SteveTheCowboy]

Does he have any running schemes he can teach K. Moore?

Please God let it be so!

 

[SteveTheCowboy]

Pffff....you might want to check his resume....dude can't keep a job. If it wasn't for his dad....the guy probably doesn't even have job. Got a feeling this is McCarthy...repaying someone for a favor. Fatboy sure seems to owe quite a number of people for that 2010 title.

"fatboy"? Keepin it classy, eh?

 

[Floatyworm]

"fatboy"? Keepin it classy, eh?

Just trying to get him motivated to find a mirror.

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

How long KMoore get to be described as "lack of experience", but get interviews?

I don't know why he's getting interviews tbh. I think he's clearly way overrated.

 

[IceStar-D7]

A JAG coach from the Jags?

What could go wrong...

Plenty

 

[BigD_95]

well Moore needs the help

 

[Oz-of-Cowboy-Country]

I want no Moore.

 

[Hawkeye19]

 

[cowboyec]

What analytic stuff?

the analytic stuff that folks think he doesn't do.

 

[Joe Realist]

7-10, say it again

 

[cowboyec]

fat Elvis would like fat mike, I bet they both would enjoy some peanut butter and bananas.

THE KING