Twitter: Cowboys to host "Major business announcement press conference" Wednesday

[StarChamber_33]

As a result of recent events, Jerruh and the gang, are proud to announce a partnership with [MEGA CONDOMS].

 

[Diehardblues]

LOL......really?

"I am investing in our sponsors look at ME and how SAVVY I am am!

oh boy sheesh.

Yes, it was only way for me to get on the payroll. I was at a point that in order for me to continue supporting this franchise I needed to benefit from the priorities of this ownership. Now, I can laugh along with them all the way to the bank

My stockbroker had always advised me to invest in products I consumed. I simply diversified with products the Cowboys align with. It’s been a rewarding experience so far and brings some satisfaction in an otherwise very frustrating situation.

 

[erod]

My gut says sponsorship name on jerseys.

 

[Diehardblues]

My gut says sponsorship name on jerseys.

Is that allowed by the league? Haven’t seen anything like that before,

 

[Floatyworm]

They already announced it. Jerry is hosting the world record nerf gun pysop games.

Wish I was making that up.

Funny our GM has time for such BS while our team can't win a playoff game.

 

[J_Allen]

Who cares...

 

[JonesBoys]

This is where the Jones Boys truly win. Another big business announcement coming to put more money in their pocket. They capitalize on all us idiots and then turn around and get cheap building a team that actually might have a window if they added the right pieces.
This announcement is the Jones boys super bowl.

 

[JonesBoys]

They already announced it. Jerry is hosting the world record nerf gun pysop games.

Wish I was making that up.

Funny our GM has time for such BS while our team can't win a playoff game.

Now I see why the GM has been quiet in free agency, he had bigger fish to fry.

 

[Pantone282C]

OMG, Starship Troopers fighting rabid insects!

 

[Pass2Run]

Troy Aikman immediately takes over GM duties

Ah.

I see I'm not the only one who see something like this possibly happening.

 

[Hoofbite]

My gut says sponsorship name on jerseys.

Not so sure about that one. That seems like it would require the league and PA to make it happen.

 

[SteveTheCowboy]

Yes, it was only way for me to get on the payroll. I was at a point that in order for me to continue supporting this franchise I needed to benefit from the priorities of this ownership. Now, I can laugh along with them all the way to the bank

My stockbroker had always advised me to invest in products I consumed. I simply diversified with products the Cowboys align with. It’s been a rewarding experience so far and brings some satisfaction in an otherwise very frustrating situation.

okay. that's real cool.

 

[Longboysfan]

Spaulding new VP of player personnel. We are set for decades.

 

[Sonny Koufax]

Ah.

I see I'm not the only one who see something like this possibly happening.

There is no chance of this happening, although I wish it would.
Aikman just signed a huge deal to do MNF and Joe Buck left Fox ( and baseball) to go with him. More importantly, the Jones family will NEVER give up control. I hope I eat crow, but I don’t think there’s any chance this happens.

 

[stinkface]

All sizzle, no steak.

 

[Denim Chicken]

 

[Rayman70]

Jimmy in the ring? Is that it?

 

[Rayman70]

Maybe Massengale?

 

[CowboysNation85]

What time is this happening? Anyone know?

 

[bigE79]

Any guesses?

I'm thinking the women's volleyball championship..lol