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[Juggernaut]

 

[nobody]

Yeah, he's nuts...but she chose to marry him. What's that say about her too?

 

[YosemiteSam]

He is either Klingon or a Vulcan as they have similar rituals.

 

[YosemiteSam]

You guys are crazy! Actually, those Military boys in Killeen top the charts for Texas at #8 in the country!

Austin ranked in top 100 cities with high STD rates, but it isn't the worst in Texas

 

[nobody]

You guys are crazy! Actually, those Military boys in Killeen top the charts for Texas at #8 in the country!

Austin ranked in top 100 cities with high STD rates, but it isn't the worst in Texas

Man, don't those idiots know?

Put on the cover before embracing your lover.
Wrap the stick so you don't get sick!
Engage the shield before playing the field!

 

[Juggernaut]

 

[Runwildboys]

Well, he outsmarted the Hell out of himself, didn't he? ... Hope he gets a few years, at least.

 

[YosemiteSam]

Hope he gets a few years, at least.

Likely a few "extra" years.

 

[Juggernaut]

 

[nobody]

Can we please have Asteroid Apophis decide to strike early to put humanity out of its misery? It won't because it's probably afraid it'll be sued for not providing closed captioning for it's strike.

 

[Hardline]

https://www.wideopencountry.com/wor...W4b0gccuVHsahmeg-AFaC8AqN1PTEdZAjcsHEgH-S_6uQ

 

[nobody]

https://www.wideopencountry.com/wor...W4b0gccuVHsahmeg-AFaC8AqN1PTEdZAjcsHEgH-S_6uQ

Who else is going to try to trick or treat for that?! Who's with me!?

 

[Them]

The Space Force officially launched last month.
It's tasked with carrying out space operations and
is the first new military service created in the U.S. since 1947.
( So the new Space Force uniforms are out....and yes they are camouflaged!)

https://twitter.com/girlsreallyrule/status/1218525654184005638
or so says )

 

[Runwildboys]

The Space Force officially launched last month.
It's tasked with carrying out space operations and
is the first new military service created in the U.S. since 1947.
( So the new Space Force uniforms are out....and yes they are camouflaged!)

or so says )

Oh good, so our enemies won't be able to see them hiding in the space woods.

 

[Them]

Oh good, so our enemies won't be able to see them hiding in the space woods.

...exactly!...

 

[Tabascocat]

I’ll join if they give me a light saber

 

[Runwildboys]

I’ll join if they give me a light saber

You have to earn your light saber!

 

[nobody]

I’ll join if they give me a light saber

Pfft, I'll join if they give me a ride into space and let me pilot some kinda space fighter while I utter witticisms and sarcastic comments. Lightsabers aren't gonna help you in space, man.

 

[YosemiteSam]

I’ll join if they give me a light saber

Umm, is this close enough? I mean, they might come in handy if your space suit gets a rip in it!!!

 

[Runwildboys]

Umm, is this close enough? I mean, they might come in handy if your space suit gets a rip in it!!!

I think bubble gum would be more helpful in that case.