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[nobody]

I think bubble gum would be more helpful in that case.

Duct tape. The fix-all for Cosmonauts everywhere! Don't go into space without it!

 

[Runwildboys]

Duct tape. The fix-all for Cosmonauts everywhere! Don't go into space without it!

And always, ALWAYS leave a dog eared corner for quick access!.......and because it'd be incredibly difficult to peel the tape up with those gloves on.

 

[nobody]

And always, ALWAYS leave a dog eared corner for quick access!.......and because it'd be incredibly difficult to peel the tape up with those gloves on.

and carry a notebook. If your ship gets a small hole, the notebook will work as a temporary seal. Yet one of the many things The Expanse got right!

So, Duct tape, notebook, lifesavers, chewing gum. What else do we need? oh wait, I guess duct tape might work as a temp patch for a hull, too...so the notebook is extraneous.

 

[YosemiteSam]

I think bubble gum would be more helpful in that case.

Yes, but you forgot the most important thing when trying to save someone's life! Bubble gum, doesn't rhyme with light saber!

 

[nobody]

Yes, but you forgot the most important thing when trying to save someone's life! Bubble gum, doesn't rhyme with light saber!

neither does lifesaver. It's a slant rhyme and not a true rhyme.

 

[YosemiteSam]

neither does lifesaver. It's a slant rhyme and not a true rhyme.

 

[Runwildboys]

and carry a notebook. If your ship gets a small hole, the notebook will work as a temporary seal. Yet one of the many things The Expanse got right!

So, Duct tape, notebook, lifesavers, chewing gum. What else do we need? oh wait, I guess duct tape might work as a temp patch for a hull, too...so the notebook is extraneous.

Well the duct tape will hold the notebook in place, just in case there's a sudden depressurization elsewhere. That way you're not trying to plug multiple holes at once, like some kind of space Dutch Boy.

 

[nobody]

Just for you, buddy:

 

[Runwildboys]

Just for you, buddy:

Rectal applicator?

I gotta say, that was some quick photoshopping!

 

[nobody]

Rectal applicator?

I gotta say, that was some quick photoshopping!

lol wasn't me. I stole it fair and square!

 

[Runwildboys]

lol wasn't me. I stole it fair and square!

Wow, what a coincidence that there was something already available in a Lifesaversaber rectal applicator!

 

[YosemiteSam]

lol wasn't me. I stole it fair and square!

Proof that is does rhyme! Otherwise someone else wouldn't have had the same idea!

 

[nobody]

Proof that is does rhyme! Otherwise someone else wouldn't have had the same idea!

Still a slant rhyme!

Just because it's not a true rhyme doesn't mean it's not awesome.

 

[Reality]

Furries rescue woman being assaulted near California convention
https://nypost.com/2020/01/22/furries-rescue-woman-being-assaulted-near-california-convention/





@Furboy

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Furries rescue woman being assaulted near California convention
https://nypost.com/2020/01/22/furries-rescue-woman-being-assaulted-near-california-convention/





@Furboy

I heard about that! I'm so proud of my fellow furries! I've always been proud of being a furry, and that was amazing to read when my fellow furs shared it!

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Wow.

Loud fart gives away suspect's hiding spot to police

Ha ha ha ha ha. If you're going to commit a crime, use Beano first.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Mom arrested for driving with inflatable pool on car -- with kids inside
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/mom-arrested-driving-kids-top-suv-inflatable-pool-n1028556

"During the course of the investigation it was learned that Yeager drove into town to inflate the pool at a friends’ house and had her two juvenile daughters ride inside of the empty pool to hold it down on their drive home," police said.

Is it just me, or is that a not very good choice? I can think of one or two things that might go wrong.

 

[nobody]

Is it just me, or is that a not very good choice? I can think of one or two things that might go wrong.

Here's one you didn't think of: The pool goes flying with some good rotational speed on it. It lands more or less safely after a police chase and the children are arrested and taken to a black site as aliens. They're interrogated intensively to find out when the rest of the invasion is coming, causing them to resent humanity. They're eventually released when the mistake is sorted out, but by then it is too late. They'll grow up to be supervillains and kill lots and lots of people while trying to take over the world. All because of one stupid mom.

 

[speedkilz88]

 

[Runwildboys]

2 points for originality.