Ok, ok, ok, we get it, some of you are seers who can see into the future, while us mere mortals can only take it day by day, or game by game, to assess a QB. Ok, we get it, Dak is horrible, so horrible Sanchez will take over next week , or shortly thereafter, because some radio guy with an agenda(Broaddus?) hinted as much. (What probably happened, is he took the signing of Sanchez to mean the organization really doesn't have much faith in rookie Dak) Ok, ok, and I get it, Dak can not carry Wentz's or Romo's jock strap because he has a weak arm, a noodle head, and lacks work ethic, even though it has been stated countless times how much Dak has stayed after hours to learn, and has even memorized the dink and dunk play book already. (That might run counter to what I just wrote, except it's still an NFL playbook. Ok, nevermind. I'll take that last sentence back.)
If you really believe Dak was responsible for the Dumb and Dumber play calling, I have a used cat box I'd like to sell you. He's a smart guy. I bet we won't be seeing any more screens to Witten. Not that the play call will be totally eradicated from the NFL Playbook for Dummies. After all, it's important to wave the white flag on a 3rd and long. That way nobody loses their job.
But I really like this one: Dak won't ever be anything but a back up because he was drafted in round 4 and we all know QB's drafted after round 1, (like the Marvelous Mighty Wentz he, with the impressive home win over the hapless Browns) will stink up the joint and never be considered franchise QB's. Montana, Staubach, Brady, Romo, Wilson all say HOWDY! I hesitated to put Romo in there, since, by most of you Dak non-believers, specifically the OP, are using stats, or physical traits to justify your impatience, er stance. Well, there's a big ol' goose egg by Romo's name in the most important stat of all: Super Bowl wins. Yeah, that Romo, he sure is an elite QB says the 31 other teams fans like never. Of course we loyal Cowboy fans counter with: but, but, but, Romo has had lousy coaches, lousy OL, lousy receivers, blah, blah, and more blah. Well, here's what I do know: Romo is a great sandlot QB with two playoff wins in what, 13 years.
Now for the bad news. Dak was only two TD passes away from Dakmania, or Wentzmania for one of you. Thank you, Bease, Dez, and TWill. Because of you, we have posters retreating to Daksylvania, a remote area where blood spewing, blood sucking whatever, is common.
Personally, I'm sorta glad Dak started out this way, and not so high he can't possibly live up to his billing. I know I never like coming down to earth after flying high. It sucks. And Russell Wilson says, I sucked tomatoes my first game. And now look? No big fat zero by my name!
