Buffalo chicken sandwich?
Vegan burgers and hot dogs?
Well, at least they changed the name of Philadelphia Cheesesteak sandwich to Cowboys Cheesesteak.
Call me a purist but I think the menu should be restricted to iconic Texan recipes instead of pandering to the away team fans.
Forget pizza, vegan meals and other foods named after different cities or states. Go with BBQ! don't forget some top-notch Tex-Mex meals.
Buffalo chicken belongs in New York, Vegan in California, and pizza on the streets of any large east coast city.
Just to make sure the right kind of quality fans attend the games, they should introduce deer steaks, armadillo chili, and fried calf testicles.
Toss out anything resembling a salad as well as any vegetable not beans, corn, or deep-fried potato. We need to make the right impression for our out-of-state "guests."
Deserts should be restricted to Lone Star Beer.