David Buehler Facts

[kmd24]

David Buehler prefers not to wear a helmet, but the NCAA mandated that he wear one to protect opposing players.

David Buehler is a one man kickoff coverage team. The other 10 guys are there only because he prefers an audience.

The NCAA has ruled that David Buehler's onside kicks must travel 20 yards before being touched by the kicking team because opposing players refuse to come any closer.

David Buehler is not allowed to squib quick. He tried it once and killed a man.

David Buehler started his college football career as a linebacker, but there weren't enough emergency rooms in Los Angeles to handle all the trauma.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

David Buehler prefers not to wear a helmet, but the NCAA mandated that he wear one to protect opposing players.

David Buehler is a one man kickoff coverage team. The other 10 guys are there only because he prefers an audience.

The NCAA has ruled that David Buehler's onside kicks must travel 20 yards before being touched by the kicking team because opposing players refuse to come any closer.

David Buehler is not allowed to squib quick. He tried it once and killed a man.

David Buehler started his college football career as a linebacker, but there weren't enough emergency rooms in Los Angeles to handle all the trauma.

I'm so glad we drafted Buehler

 

[lcharles]

Ferris Buehler would have been better value.

 

[TellerMorrow34]

Wow. Replaced old Chuck Norris jokes with our new kickers name.

 

[AdamJT13]

how does a foot touch a foot? it has no fingers

Argh. I had "football" and meant to erase the "foot" part instead of "ball."

 

[Idgit]

:laugh2:

All-good, Adam.

 

[AdamJT13]

Everyone who thinks Adam should consider sticking to posts about the salary cap and stay out of the comedy threads, raise your hand.

Thank you, I'll be here all week. ... Try the top sirloin.

 

[tomson75]

Lmao...we've found Adam's kryptonite!

 

[RoadRunner]

There is no chin under David Buehler's beard, only another fist.

The best part of waking up isn't Folger's in your cup, its realizing David Buehler didn't kill you in your sleep.

David Buehler doesn't sleep. He waits.

 

[ctrous25]

funny but I like the Chuck Norris versions still better

 

[Chief]

Everyone who thinks Adam should consider sticking to posts about the salary cap and stay out of the comedy threads, raise your hand.

 

[AdamJT13]

Lmao...we've found Adam's kryptonite!

Hey, at least mine was original.

 

[WoodysGirl]

This thread is gold.. :laugh2:

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I've honestly never seen Adam so alive before

awesome

 

[zeromaster]

I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him..

 

[tomson75]

Hey, at least mine was original.

Lmao...artificial intelligence does exist! Robots are taking over! Someone call Will Smith!

I've honestly never seen Adam so alive before

awesome

Lmao...pretty funny, isn't it..

 

[ethiostar]

• David Buehler sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, David roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
• David Buehler once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
• David Buehler doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

:laugh2:

I've heard some of these before but it's still pretty funny. I like the once above the most.

 

[lcharles]

Okay, someone make up one on why you can't cut Buehler.


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[jday]

Okay, someone make up one on why you can't cut Buehler.


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The planets had to realign just to facilitate Buehler's move to Dallas. If he were cut and he were to move back to California, the world would fall off it's axis!!!

 

[HoosierCowboy]

did we need a better kicker last year? Doesn't take a genius to see this as a possible great pick.:bang2: