Deadpool: A waste of time and money

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avoid the movie, why i say that? cause deadpool is just another superhero movie. and its rated R, you wouldnt take your kids to a rated R movie. also the dialogue from deadpool is ....... terrible.

worry about Race and Hail Caesar, those are better movies to watch this february. as well as that ski jumping movie starring Hugh Jackman
 

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avoid the movie, why i say that? cause deadpool is just another superhero movie. and its rated R, you wouldnt take your kids to a rated R movie. also the dialogue from deadpool is ....... terrible.

worry about Race and Hail Caesar, those are better movies to watch this february. as well as that ski jumping movie starring Hugh Jackman

did u see an early screening or you just don't like deadpool (or super hero movies in general)?
 

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avoid the movie, why i say that? cause deadpool is just another superhero movie. and its rated R, you wouldnt take your kids to a rated R movie. also the dialogue from deadpool is ....... terrible.

worry about Race and Hail Caesar, those are better movies to watch this february. as well as that ski jumping movie starring Hugh Jackman

Seems like a bit of a stretch to condemn a movie you haven't even seen.
 

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avoid the movie, why i say that? cause deadpool is just another superhero movie. and its rated R, you wouldnt take your kids to a rated R movie. also the dialogue from deadpool is ....... terrible.

worry about Race and Hail Caesar, those are better movies to watch this february. as well as that ski jumping movie starring Hugh Jackman

I'm going to see Hail Caesar and Deadpool.

Imagine that.
 

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avoid the movie, why i say that?
You had a nightmare about Deadpool..?
cause deadpool is just another superhero movie.
lol. You had no clue about the character.
and its rated R,
It had a G rating until Deadpool killed that tenth guy. Or was it the eleventh..?
you wouldnt take your kids to a rated R movie.
Yes I would. My kids are grown.
also the dialogue from deadpool is ....... terrible.
You really don't have a clue about the character.
worry about Race and Hail Caesar, those are better movies to watch this february. as well as that ski jumping movie starring Hugh Jackman
Race? Sure. The other two movies are technically bad. Why? Hail Caesar stars George Clooney and Scarlett Johansson. You already mentioned Jackman, right? Well, they played Batman, Black Widow and Wolverine before and starring in their current movies makes those two films bad by association.

"???" Now before you say that doesn't make any sense realize that saying bad things about other superheroes will cause Deadpool to hunt you down and chop your head off. Worse, he'll take your kids to an R rated movie afterwards. (psst! That guy's crazy!)
 
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avoid the movie, why i say that? cause deadpool is just another superhero movie. and its rated R, you wouldnt take your kids to a rated R movie. also the dialogue from deadpool is ....... terrible.

worry about Race and Hail Caesar, those are better movies to watch this february. as well as that ski jumping movie starring Hugh Jackman

How do you know what I or anyone else would do with our kids?

You wouldn't have sex with your kids either (I hope), does that mean you won't have sex with your wife?

The dialogue seems like it could be funny, but since I haven't seen the movie, I don't know. Just like you don't.
 

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I like this. Saves a ton of time.

Watched the trailers for a few movies I've never gotten around to seeing. My reviews...

Lawrence of Arabia
This is going to be a terrible movie. Bunch of sweaty people yelling in bathrobes. Too many camels to be a good movie. How many is too many? If a movie has more than 0 camels it's a bad movie. Also, what are they even fighting over. It's all sand dunes. You guys can have those sand dunes. We'll take these. They look exactly the same. Problem solved. Should be a 10 minute movie.

Life of Pi
Don't bother. Kid trapped on a boat with a tiger for two hours. Total fantasy. The tiger would eat the kid almost immediately. The kid would be dead. The tiger can't speak so it's going to be one character talking to himself. Saw this movie already when it was a guy and a volleyball. Also, math may be involved at some point. No thanks.

Dr No
Good title. Better one is Dr Hellz No. Guys, this James Bond character is supposed to be a secret agent, but he tells everyone who he is (twice!) and there are explosions and gunfire everywhere. S-E-C-R-E-T. Also, it's set in Jamaica but there are basically no Jamaicans -- no dreadlocks, no tie dye shirts, no reggae, no hackey sack, no irie mon. Might as well be set in Myrtle Beach.
 

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you dont have to take your kids to all the movies(dump them off at Grandmas),i am interested in a R rated superhero movie.
 
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