I like this. Saves a ton of time.
Watched the trailers for a few movies I've never gotten around to seeing. My reviews...
Lawrence of Arabia
This is going to be a terrible movie. Bunch of sweaty people yelling in bathrobes. Too many camels to be a good movie. How many is too many? If a movie has more than 0 camels it's a bad movie. Also, what are they even fighting over. It's all sand dunes. You guys can have those sand dunes. We'll take these. They look exactly the same. Problem solved. Should be a 10 minute movie.
Life of Pi
Don't bother. Kid trapped on a boat with a tiger for two hours. Total fantasy. The tiger would eat the kid almost immediately. The kid would be dead. The tiger can't speak so it's going to be one character talking to himself. Saw this movie already when it was a guy and a volleyball. Also, math may be involved at some point. No thanks.
Dr No
Good title. Better one is Dr Hellz No. Guys, this James Bond character is supposed to be a secret agent, but he tells everyone who he is (twice!) and there are explosions and gunfire everywhere. S-E-C-R-E-T. Also, it's set in Jamaica but there are basically no Jamaicans -- no dreadlocks, no tie dye shirts, no reggae, no hackey sack, no irie mon. Might as well be set in Myrtle Beach.