Dear Bill: Please do not rush Henry back

[TruBlueCowboy]

these "letters to Bill" really make me want to kick my dog.

Well, color me rookie, I've never seen an open letter to Bill in the forums. Guess I need to read more threads when I check in. Since we're all having fun with it....

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Dear Bill,

3 Rings. Suck on it.

Sincerely,

Bill B.

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Dear Bill,

Thanks for the loaner.

Sincerely,

Herm Edwards

 

[NovaCowboy]

Dear Bill,

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Your Friend
Bill Belichick

 

[TruBlueCowboy]

Dear Bill,

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Your Friend
Bill Belichick

 

[NovaCowboy]

Dear Bill,

Cook these grocieries I brought home

Yours truely,
Robert Kraft

 

[TruBlueCowboy]

Dear Bill,

Can I borrow five dollars?

Sincerely,
Quincy Carter

 

[NovaCowboy]

Dear Bill,

Can I have my sweaty jersey back?

Sincerely,
Antonio Bryant

 

[NovaCowboy]

Dear Bill,

Whats my role?

Best regards,
Chad Hutchinson

 

[CowboyChris]

dear Bill,

i have quit chasing cars


sincerely Derek Ross

 

[NovaCowboy]

dear Bill,

i have quit chasing cars


sincerely Derek Ross

Dear Derek,

quit lying

Sincerely,
Bill

 

[NovaCowboy]

Dear Bill,

Could you send me some Vaseline.

Sincerely,
Dwayne Goodrich

 

[LaTunaNostra]

Dear Bill,

I would like to be a free safety.

Signed,

Pete Hunter

 

[AsthmaField]

Dear Bill,

I would like to be a free safety.

Signed,

Pete Hunter

LoL! I bet that option does look a little better now to ol' Ralphie boy.

Do you think he's second guessed his decision to fight the move a few times? Who knows... he might have gotten cut anyway.

 

[CowboyChris]

Dear Bill,

thanks for letting me finish my career in Arizona


best regards, Emmitt

 

[CowboyChris]

thanks for trying to correct my throwing motion, now i can neither throw a baseball or a football.

a big future thanks, Drew Henson

 

[TruBlueCowboy]

Dear Bill,

How you like me now?

Yours in Tampa,
Joey Galloway

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Dear Bill,

I'm sorry about the little "what's my role" office incident. Do you need a backup? I'll do it for the minimum. I'll even talk about baseball with you.

Sincerely,
Chad Hutchinson

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Dear Bill,

HELLO!

Sincerely,

Peerless PRice

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Dear Bill,

watching me kickoff for the Eagles is gonna make you sick to your stomach REVENGE IS MINE!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sincerely,

Jose Cortez

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Dear Bill,

Could you send me some Vaseline.

Sincerely,
Dwayne Goodrich

Dear Bill,

and if it isn't too much trouble, some soap on a roap would be nice

Forever yours, I mean, sincerely,
Dwayne Goodrich

 

[CowboyChris]

Dear Bill,

why havent you set me free too


your one and only, Curtis Martin

 

[CowboyChris]

Dear Bill.

just let me know whats our next move

sincerely true, Jerry Jones