Smart butt, some people aren't flakes by profession and actually live their lives out...
You have no clue and still lie about it.
What did YOU see when you moved 500 for the first time on a bench? How large was your first lifting trophy. I came out of the field teaching advanced tank driving on a day like now in Texas. My first lift I lifted and squated when I needed to throw up. I had to wait in a squat position until the spotters realized that I was having a problem and took the weight. I walked outside, threw up, and came back and made my first lift. My trophy that night was a little over three foot tall...in service, Fort Knox, Ky.
Belly ache on your own merits...smart butt.
I saw stars the first time that I moved a 500 bench!