Dez Bryant Bought a Monkey; Names it Dallas Bryant

[Corso]

Oxymoron

Not really when you can compartmentalize.
Some can. Some can't.

 

[Jstopper]

His kind of money? Yes. Me and My woman don't quite make that kind of scratch so we make meals and give them to the homeless throughout El Paso days before holidays because we think that's a cool surprise for them.
Those poor guys. It hailed and snowed here like crazy yesterday and all I could do was be thankful I had a roof over my head for me and mine and a terrible pain in my heart for the homeless caught in that crazy weather.
It was bad man. My neighborhood still looks like a disaster zone.

Absolutely man. Whenever we complain about stuff in our life I always try to stop and think, somebody has it way worse than me right now. That's terrible being homeless in freezing weather.

 

[Corso]

I decided to do the responsible thing and invest in some houses and then lost them when the bubble burst and have nothing to show for it. If I'd bought a Corvette instead I'd still have it and had years of enjoyment and something with some value.

Cant go wrong owning and enjoying a Vette.

There is something very visceral and strong about cruising in a superior vehicle on a gorgeous day (subjective) many times throughout your life.
I will not argue with you on this.

 

[65fastback2plus2]

Idk I was in the dealership the other week and saw the sexiest corvette I've ever laid my eyes on. It was 100k all black with black and red rims. If I EVER won the lottery that's my car right there

well, if we're going to do this...

 

[DallasCowboys2080]

would have made more headlines if he named his monkey Dean Blandino

 

[WPBCowboysFan]

would have made more headlines if he named his monkey Dean Blandino

I like the way you think!

 

[65fastback2plus2]

would have made more headlines if he named his monkey Dean Blandino

so many gifs i cant post

 

[WPBCowboysFan]

There is something very visceral and strong about cruising in a superior vehicle on a gorgeous day (subjective) many times throughout your life.
I will not argue with you on this.

The best years of my life was in the 90's. I was in grad school, had a couple Vette's and met my wife and got married. Good times! Ive still got the wife. Got kids. No Vette and no more Lombardis.

 

[Bungarian]

Will he spank his monkey?

 

[Sasquatch]

You have to question the Lufkin school district and the Oklahoma St. education programs here, wow.

Don't jump to conclusions. Perhaps it's for investment advice.

 

[Corso]

The best years of my life was in the 90's. I was in grad school, had a couple Vette's and met my wife and got married. Good times! Ive still got the wife. Got kids. No Vette and no more Lombardis.

I'm very close to you in sentiment, my brother.
Extremely close.
I feel ya.

 

[Corso]

Will he spank his monkey?

Onry if he needs disciprine!

 

[Jstopper]

well, if we're going to do this...

This is the car I saw

 

[Aven8]

Don't jump to conclusions. Perhaps it's for investment advice.

 

[Corso]

well, if we're going to do this...

Makes me want to watch that movie The Wraith with a young Charlie Estevez.

 

[Corso]

well, if we're going to do this...

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

https://instagram.com/p/9HeNhgt5Mx/

Not sure if you can embed an instagram picture, but its in the link.

Michael Jackson had a monkey, kinda went down hill from there......

 

[WPBCowboysFan]

well, if we're going to do this...

Meh

 

[goshan]

a brass monkey?

 

[Corso]

a brass monkey?

that funky monkey?