Dez Bryant

[kmp77]

oh noez, Dez didn't scribble this on my helmet :cry2:

Who the heck is Oy Byo?

 

[peplaw06]

Dig a deeper hole? :laugh1:

Take the Internet less seriously.

It's a metaphor...

And this post is funny considering you have 5 times as many posts as I do in roughly the same amount of time.

 

[bbgun]

I dunno. It's kinda like Derek Jeter signing autographs for 100 fans before a game, but sooner or later he has to go, and the few fans he didn't have time to sign for rush to the Net to proclaim him an arrogant bum--neglecting to mention all the fans he did make time for.

 

[RoyTheHammer]

Who the heck is Oy Byo?

Oy By Q? maybe? hahah

 

[Cowboy Brian]

You need to get your possessives and contractions down young man.

A rookie, who is injured, doesn't take the time to sign a fan an autograph

 

[RoyTheHammer]

A rookie, who is injured, doesn't take the time to sign a fan an autograph

We need to work on your punctuation as well.

 

[Ware2010]

We need to work on your punctuation as well.

He is totally out of control.

 

[windjc]

That is the best autograph I have EVER seen.

I don't know, all I know is that its a helluva lot more valuable than Miles Austin's sig. Thats why the OP is so upset. If it had been Miles, not so much.

 

[windjc]

It's a metaphor...

And this post is funny considering you have 5 times as many posts as I do in roughly the same amount of time.

Don't bother him. He's too busy taking a piss in my tea. Its exactly what I intended for him to do, he just didn't know it. Because I own him.

He'll be taking a **** in my yard next. Watch.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

He is totally out of control.

Somebody better get that boy.

 

[Ware2010]

Somebody better get that boy.

Something needs to be done. It's crazy.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Something needs to be done. It's crazy.

Let's kidnap him and force him to watch Dez Bryant tapes.

 

[RoyTheHammer]

Something needs to be done. It's crazy.

I say we string 'im up. Can't have people like this walking amongst the commoners.

 

[JBS]

I say we kidnap him and give him a nice ole Mike Tepper style hair cut.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

http://img706.*************/img706/5092/62019128.jpg

 

[JBS]

http://img706.*************/img706/5092/62019128.jpg

Hahahahaha

 

[bbgun]

You have a really interesting concept of what "public property" is then.

Bob was a plantation owner in another life.

 

[dcfanatic]

Here's Dez signing when camp was ending...

[youtube]WazesNrUTw0[/youtube]

 

[AsthmaField]

Here's Dez signing when camp was ending...

[youtube]WazesNrUTw0[/youtube]

That video shows that a player will never get to all the fans. There will always be somebody left out in the cold when he has to stop signing.

He doesn't have to sign any autographs, so what he does is out of his time and goodwill.

Don't know how some people still get upset though.

 

[Seven]

I dunno. It's kinda like Derek Jeter signing autographs for 100 fans before a game, but sooner or later he has to go, and the few fans he didn't have time to sign for rush to the Net to proclaim him an arrogant bum--neglecting to mention all the fans he did make time for.

Nope. Nope. You're waaayy off. This is completely unacceptable. He should come to my home after said performance and talk with me as I prepare a frozen pizza. Ungrateful bastids...........the lot of them.