News: ESPN: Cowboys presser delayed by Jones paternity case

[Reality]

 

[KJJ]

We’ll just have to wait a little longer to listen to Jerry’s um’s and huh’s talking about how optimistic he is for this upcoming season and how he feels better about this team than he did last year‘s team.

 

[DallasEast]

I will be honest and ask the petty question, "Why can't his first born conduct the training camp opening press conference without him?"

 

[Rockport]

I will be honest and ask the petty question, "Why can't his first born conduct the training camp opening press conference without him?"

Stephen may want to be at the hearing to support his sister

 

[speedkilz88]

I will be honest and ask the petty question, "Why can't his first born conduct the training camp opening press conference without him?"

Positive of the answer.

Jerry doesn't want to miss it.

 

[John813]

It's vital to hear Jerryisms. Without them, is it really a Dallas Cowboys press conference?

“Look, my daddy grew up on a farm in southwest Missouri. ... Every so often in the spring, the wind would come from a different part of the country, and the moon would set a different way, and the owls would start (expletive) the chickens. The owls are (expletive) the chickens.’’

 

[DallasEast]

Stephen may want to be at the hearing to support his sister

Okay. That was a good one.

 

[DallasEast]

Positive of the answer.

Jerry doesn't want to miss it.

Of course Jerry Jones does not want to miss heading up the press conference. He rarely ever removes himself from the limelight of any team-meets-press event.

So, I think you are 100% correct. Even so, it could have been a rare occasion when he allowed a team-related public function to proceed without him.

It is all good for Jones though. The media will be totally aware for why the presser was delayed. The same media could open up questions (after Jones got tired of talking) about his court case since it was the reason behind the delay. In other words, dig for the story (e.g. the paternity suit) behind that day's main story (e.g. the opening of training camp) but that will not happen. Too much of the media treats Jones with kid gloves.

Correction: mittens.

 

[Bobhaze]

Tells us everything we need to know about how much authority Stephen and Mike McCarthy have.

Apparently, the team could not possibly hold a press conference without our 81 year old GM’s non-sensical run-on sentences.

 

[Rayman70]

Jeerahs forte these days is perfecting the art of word salad. Says a lot without telling us anything of note. Except it confirms he's a characture of himself

 

[DallasEast]

It's vital to hear Jerryisms. Without them, is it really a Dallas Cowboys press conference?

“Look, my daddy grew up on a farm in southwest Missouri. ... Every so often in the spring, the wind would come from a different part of the country, and the moon would set a different way, and the owls would start (expletive) the chickens. The owls are (expletive) the chickens.’’

It does prevent everyone from enjoying Stephen Jones' Ted impersonation (from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure), while rambling how rodeos are a part of what makes the franchise great.

 

[erod]

Genghis Jones

 

[foofighters]

Stephen may want to be at the hearing to support his sister

I think that is the funniest thing you've said!!!

 

[DallasEast]

Genghis Jones

In this instance, substituting his name was so insulting that Khan started twisting in his mountaintop grave.

 

[Coogiguy03]

We’ll just have to wait a little longer to listen to Jerry’s um’s and huh’s talking about how optimistic he is for this upcoming season and how he feels better about this team than he did last year‘s team.

Post of the afternoon lol

 

[Reid1boys]

We’ll just have to wait a little longer to listen to Jerry’s um’s and huh’s talking about how optimistic he is for this upcoming season and how he feels better about this team than he did last year‘s team.

I wish he would come out and say... well, i agree with all the people on the forum. You know,we are gonna really suck this year. Sorry guys. Drop mic, walk off stage flipping the middle finger.

 

[btgboys41]

Stephen may want to be at the hearing to support his sister

Well played.

 

[G2]

Dallas is approaching a critical level for me. It's unfollowable and getting worse. I haven't given 2 craps about the offseason. Took a little nap and every article is the Jones' illustrating why they're not serious about winning a Super Bowl. It's malpractice. The largest fan base with very little reward, if any!
I should crawl back under the rock.

 

[DallasEast]

Dallas is approaching a critical level for me. It's unfollowable and getting worse. I haven't given 2 craps about the offseason. Took a little nap and every article is the Jones' illustrating why they're not serious about winning a Super Bowl. It's malpractice. The largest fan base with very little reward, if any!
I should crawl back under the rock.

DO NOT CRAWL BACK UNDER THAT ROCK!

Jerry Jones found it abandoned and called dibs on squatter's rights.

 

[ShortRound]

Jerry at paternity case "ALL IN BABY"