Thank you for clarifying, Coach. I've speculated it was something naughty about Jason Garrett but was afraid to ask. I've got a neat recipe for baked potatoes and more cook books than I know what to do with, but this is not the place for talk of facials, manicures or pedicures and Tony Romo's butt is not too big. QB butt muscles form differently for their specific and repetitive motions. It's like looking at horses before a race. It's like watching Olympic athletes and being able to tell the difference between gymnastic and swimming groups. I can't help it that football puts athletic men in tight pants. I don't care to watch other sports. Coincidence only... maybe. Nah, I've been a Cowboys fan since I was a kid.
As for house mom, who would or could take on this group? I only came out as female to avoid any sense of weirdness over possible comments I might make about Tony's butt or something.
