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Cowpolk

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That's how it will start, but CC will forget to ask the Boat to come back to pick Us up.
The Conversation will then go :

"Not to worry, We have the emergency Radio, it's brand new, state-of-the art and can run off of Batteries or generator"
"Good, let's hook it up to the generator"
"Did You bring a generator?"
"I thought You were bringing one"
"No, I thought You were"
"DID ANYONE BRING A GENERATOR?"

silence

"O.K, not to worry, We'll have to use the batteries"
"Good, are they already installed?"
"Of course they are, it came with batteries fitted"
"Are You sure? did You check?"
"Why would I do that? it's an emergency radio, of course it comes with batteries"

sounds of opening back of radio

"{Name Delete} You dozy {Invective Deleted} there are no batteries inside! how are We getting out of here?"
"No worries, Somebody sail past soon and We'll flag 'em down"

From there it's a disturbingly short trip to anarchy and cannibalism.
Where da whiskey
 

ESisback

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I'm in East Bum **** Jesus but y'all knew that. I am presently Mayor but running for King.
I'm in East Bum **** Jesus but y'all knew that. I am presently Mayor but running for King.

At least you’re not running for Queen, which is pretty good, since a childhood hero was easily lured from the Wheaties box to the Stayfree box...
 
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