Fireside Chat

[Londonboy]

No way! We're going to have fun!!!!! There will be drinking, luaus and Saturday night we perform skits from Mama Mia. Coach will lead the chorus and he'd better not try and slip any Van Halen into it next time.
"Mama Mia! Here we go again. My my, I can't drive 55!"
(We're on to him. We've already told him to hang his chaps up.)

That's how it will start, but CC will forget to ask the Boat to come back to pick Us up.
The Conversation will then go :

"Not to worry, We have the emergency Radio, it's brand new, state-of-the art and can run off of Batteries or generator"
"Good, let's hook it up to the generator"
"Did You bring a generator?"
"I thought You were bringing one"
"No, I thought You were"
"DID ANYONE BRING A GENERATOR?"

silence

"O.K, not to worry, We'll have to use the batteries"
"Good, are they already installed?"
"Of course they are, it came with batteries fitted"
"Are You sure? did You check?"
"Why would I do that? it's an emergency radio, of course it comes with batteries"

sounds of opening back of radio

"{Name Delete} You dozy {Invective Deleted} there are no batteries inside! how are We getting out of here?"
"No worries, Somebody sail past soon and We'll flag 'em down"

From there it's a disturbingly short trip to anarchy and cannibalism.

 

[ESisback]

That's how it will start, but CC will forget to ask the Boat to come back to pick Us up.
The Conversation will then go :

"Not to worry, We have the emergency Radio, it's brand new, state-of-the art and can run off of Batteries or generator"
"Good, let's hook it up to the generator"
"Did You bring a generator?"
"I thought You were bringing one"
"No, I thought You were"
"DID ANYONE BRING A GENERATOR?"

silence

"O.K, not to worry, We'll have to use the batteries"
"Good, are they already installed?"
"Of course they are, it came with batteries fitted"
"Are You sure? did You check?"
"Why would I do that? it's an emergency radio, of course it comes with batteries"

sounds of opening back of radio

"{Name Delete} You dozy {Invective Deleted} there are no batteries inside! how are We getting out of here?"
"No worries, Somebody sail past soon and We'll flag 'em down"

From there it's a disturbingly short trip to anarchy and cannibalism.

A heartwarming tale! Wasn’t there a movie? Jimmy Stewart? Gregory Peck?

 

[CouchCoach]

Didn't he do that song with Van Halen?

That was off his solo album with a great song called "Where Eagles Fly". I am the one person in the world, I think, that actually loved both versions of Van Halen and Sammy as a solo as well.

 

[CouchCoach]

That's how it will start, but CC will forget to ask the Boat to come back to pick Us up.
The Conversation will then go :

"Not to worry, We have the emergency Radio, it's brand new, state-of-the art and can run off of Batteries or generator"
"Good, let's hook it up to the generator"
"Did You bring a generator?"
"I thought You were bringing one"
"No, I thought You were"
"DID ANYONE BRING A GENERATOR?"

silence

"O.K, not to worry, We'll have to use the batteries"
"Good, are they already installed?"
"Of course they are, it came with batteries fitted"
"Are You sure? did You check?"
"Why would I do that? it's an emergency radio, of course it comes with batteries"

sounds of opening back of radio

"{Name Delete} You dozy {Invective Deleted} there are no batteries inside! how are We getting out of here?"
"No worries, Somebody sail past soon and We'll flag 'em down"

From there it's a disturbingly short trip to anarchy and cannibalism.

LMAO

 

[Xelda]

No Ma’am!

I guess this pulls me out of the "I'm not a Van Halen fan" closet.

 

[ESisback]

That was off his solo album with a great song called "Where Eagles Fly". I am the one person in the world, I think, that actually loved both versions of Van Halen and Sammy as a solo as well.

No, I liked both too! While the original VH had that “spark” that made them iconic (and were my personal fave), Van Hagar was awesome, and a hit machine. For
Unlawful
Carnal
Knowledge
stands out in my memory as a great album. Between radio jobs I managed a Hardee’s in St.College (Penn State), and the 40 minute drive in my 1973 Nova SS was often made with that particular LP blaring in my “hi tech” cassette player. That was right before the nationwide sensation known as Crystal Pepsi...good times...

 

[ESisback]

I guess this pulls me out of the "I'm not a Van Halen fan" closet.

You’re cool as long as you prefer rock-n-roll guitar to silly pop pap, corny new country and rap crap!

 

[Runwildboys]

That was off his solo album with a great song called "Where Eagles Fly". I am the one person in the world, I think, that actually loved both versions of Van Halen and Sammy as a solo as well.

I love 'em both too....Heavy Metal is my favorite Hagar tune.

 

[CouchCoach]

I love 'em both too....Heavy Metal is my favorite Hagar tune.

Good, now I know 2 others and don't feel so all alone.

 

[Runwildboys]

No, I liked both too! While the original VH had that “spark” that made them iconic (and were my personal fave), Van Hagar was awesome, and a hit machine. For
Unlawful
Carnal
Knowledge
stands out in my memory as a great album. Between radio jobs I managed a Hardee’s in St.College (Penn State), and the 40 minute drive in my 1973 Nova SS was often made with that particular LP blaring in my “hi tech” cassette player. That was right before the nationwide sensation known as Crystal Pepsi...good times...

The name of the album was great, but the playlist wasn't all that, other than Pound cake.

 

[Xelda]

Good, now I know 2 others and don't feel so all alone.

The Grand Poobah of the PJG is never truly alone.

 

[Runwildboys]

The Grand Poobah of the PJG is never truly alone.

Except when his diaper is full.

 

[ESisback]

Except when his diaper is full.

Thankfully.

 

[ESisback]

The name of the album was great, but the playlist wasn't all that, other than Pound cake.

Top Of The World
Right Now

 

[Runwildboys]

Top Of The World
Right Now

Okay, Right Now was good too, but more because of the video.

 

[CouchCoach]

Except when his diaper is full.

And man, do I know how to fill out a diaper. Oh, wait, I misunderstood.

 

[Londonboy]

And man, do I know how to fill out a diaper. Oh, wait, I misunderstood.

That's a 2-for-1 no way Jose.

 

[G2]

I love 'em both too....Heavy Metal is my favorite Hagar tune.

Standing Hampton was a classic.

 

[Runwildboys]

Standing Hampton was a classic.

Honestly not familiar with that one. I pretty much know just his Unboxed playlist. I might know one or two others, but it wouldn't surprise me if I don't.

 

[G2]

Honestly not familiar with that one. I pretty much know just his Unboxed playlist. I might know one or two others, but it wouldn't surprise me if I don't.

Real good album.