Khartun
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blindzebra said:3 pages without:
They told me I was crazy to build a castle in this swamp, but I did it anyway and it sank.
So I built another one and that one sank.
I built a 3rd and that one caught fire than sank.
But the 4th one!
Or
Are you telling me coconuts migrate?
No I'm saying swallows migrate.
But there is no way a 4 ounce swallow can carry a 2 pound coconut, it's simple weight ratios.
Perhaps two of them carried it together, by the husk?
No, no.
An African swallow could do it!
African swallows are non-migrating.
Agreed. One of the funniest movies ever.
King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.