Gameday Confessions

Ranching · Sep 30, 2017

I've been watching the Cowboys since 1974. I can't remember ever watching a Cowboy game anywhere but in my home, by myself. Of course, I've allowed my wife and daughter to sit quietly in the room and bring me food and drink as needed, but there is no conversation. I like to focus on the game, is what I tell them. The other day, my daughter asked, "why do you chat with your friends on the CZ during the game, but you can't talk to us?". I had to explain to her, "they aren't my friends, they're a bunch of idiots and I only post during the game to correct them, because I feel sorry for their ignorance.". Sorry, guys!
What are your confessions?

Edit! I don't really think you guys are idiots. At least, most of you. Lol

AmericasTeam81 · Sep 30, 2017

When I was 9 I used to bite my nails and save them for good luck while listening to the game on the radio

Rockport · Sep 30, 2017

Ranching said:
I've been watching the Cowboys since 1974. I can't remember ever watching a Cowboy game anywhere but in my home, by myself. Of course, I've allowed my wife and daughter to sit quietly in the room and bring me food and drink as needed, but there is no conversation. I like to focus on the game, is what I tell them. The other day, my daughter asked, "why do you chat with your friends on the CZ during the game, but you can't talk to us?". I had to explain to her, "they aren't my friends, they're a bunch of idiots and I only post during the game to correct them, because I feel sorry for their ignorance.". Sorry, guys!
What are your confessions?

Wow.

Proximo · Sep 30, 2017

Ranching said:
I've been watching the Cowboys since 1974. I can't remember ever watching a Cowboy game anywhere but in my home, by myself. Of course, I've allowed my wife and daughter to sit quietly in the room and bring me food and drink as needed, but there is no conversation. I like to focus on the game, is what I tell them. The other day, my daughter asked, "why do you chat with your friends on the CZ during the game, but you can't talk to us?". I had to explain to her, "they aren't my friends, they're a bunch of idiots and I only post during the game to correct them, because I feel sorry for their ignorance.". Sorry, guys!
What are your confessions?

Edit! I don't really think you guys are idiots. At least, most of you. Lol

I read this post in the voice of Ron Swanson and it sounded so right.

Ranching · Sep 30, 2017

Proximo said:
I read this post in the voice of Ron Swanson and it sounded so right.

I need to google that name. Lol

Ranching · Sep 30, 2017

Proximo said:
I read this post in the voice of Ron Swanson and it sounded so right.

Just googled him. Lol!!!

Ranching · Sep 30, 2017

Proximo said:
I read this post in the voice of Ron Swanson and it sounded so right.

I pictured Ron Burghundy, myself.

jobberone · Sep 30, 2017

AmericasTeam81 said:
When I was 9 I used to bite my nails and save them for good luck while listening to the game on the radio

That's disgusting! Even for a 9 yo!!!!

LOL

StarOfGlory · Sep 30, 2017

My uncle was a team mate of Roger Staubach at Annapolis. I got to see a game with Roger playing, and after the game I got to meet him. He signed one of my ticket stubs. When Roger played for the Cowboys, I always had that ticket stub next to me, thinking that it would be good luck for the Boys.

THEHEREAFTER · Sep 30, 2017

To the op well said. I have no idea how you have the nerve to post here with this group during an actual game? My friends I text with are one thing but a tital wave of chicken littles, negative Nancy's, overreactors etc DURING a real game? Too much to handle.

Ranching · Sep 30, 2017

StarOfGlory said:
My uncle was a team mate of Roger Staubach at Annapolis. I got to see a game with Roger playing, and after the game I got to meet him. He signed one of my ticket stubs. When Roger played for the Cowboys, I always had that ticket stub next to me, thinking that it would be good luck for the Boys.

I bow to you!!!! :bow:

AmericasTeam81 · Sep 30, 2017

jobberone said:
That's disgusting! Even for a 9 yo!!!! LOL

It's better than picking my nose and saving them.

ShortRound · Sep 30, 2017

I once was following a game during Sunday service via gameday thread/ESPN scoreboard, I let out a small "YES!" when we scored.
The death stare from my wife would have pierced your soul.

Aven8 · Sep 30, 2017

I've skipped family functions for 20 plus years. U name it I've missed it. I like to get behind on the game just a bit now, just to fast forward through 30 ford commercials, but have never watched one recorded because I wasn't home.

Ranching · Sep 30, 2017

AmericasTeam81 said:
It's better than picking my nose and saving them.

You can't save them, they taste better, fresh!! :lmao:

ShortRound · Sep 30, 2017

Ranching said:
You can't save them, they taste better, fresh!!

no no no

GORICO · Sep 30, 2017

Ranching said:
I've been watching the Cowboys since 1974. I can't remember ever watching a Cowboy game anywhere but in my home, by myself. Of course, I've allowed my wife and daughter to sit quietly in the room and bring me food and drink as needed, but there is no conversation. I like to focus on the game, is what I tell them. The other day, my daughter asked, "why do you chat with your friends on the CZ during the game, but you can't talk to us?". I had to explain to her, "they aren't my friends, they're a bunch of idiots and I only post during the game to correct them, because I feel sorry for their ignorance.". Sorry, guys!
What are your confessions?

Edit! I don't really think you guys are idiots. At least, most of you. Lol

Ranching--- I must confess i am one of those straight up idiots...i tired to improve but things got worse...but i totally understand when the Cowboy game on... family may be
allowed to stay in same room but no conversations...my daughter never talks about football but when Cowboys play she has a million questions...i do attempt to convey to her
.."my little dear you have a lousy dad on all fronts who is incapable of getting it together and my only release from this "taco stand" called life is Cowboy game day..and your
continued questions make daddy even a worse head case....she promptly replies...aawwwww....this is my confessions of a cowboy Homer

Ranching · Sep 30, 2017

GORICO said:
Ranching--- I must confess i am one of those straight up idiots...i tired to improve but things got worse...but i totally understand when the Cowboy game on... family may be
allowed to stay in same room but no conversations...my daughter never talks about football but when Cowboys play she has a million questions...i do attempt to convey to her
.."my little dear you have a lousy dad on all fronts who is incapable of getting it together and my only release from this "taco stand" called life is Cowboy game day..and your
continued questions make daddy even a worse head case....she promptly replies...aawwwww....this is my confessions of a cowboy Homer

My long lost brother!!!

Proximo · Sep 30, 2017

Ranching said:
Just googled him. Lol!!!

You should google something along the lines of "Ron Swanson quotes" and you'll probably be glad you did. Seems like your kind of guy from what I can tell.

GORICO · Sep 30, 2017

AmericasTeam81 said:
When I was 9 I used to bite my nails and save them for good luck while listening to the game on the radio

mr 81....good to hear normal cowboy Homer confessions

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