Gameday menu!

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Ranching said:
BTW gang, my 85 year old dad and my wife's 80 year old aunt are coming over to watch the game. I normally like to watch the game by myself, but this could be interesting!!!!
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Hopefully not as interesting as last weekend for me.

Guess I’ll tell on myself.. (keep in mind, I’m 44yo and I had a few friends over)

After our Boys scored that last touchdown I said to myself “sooo, your saying there’s a chance”. Knowing are chances of recovering an onside kick was slim to zero and liquid courage helped me to disregard the repercussions of what I was about to say..I yelled out loud “I will run around the neighborhood in my underwear if we recover this kick!”

Of course y’all know the rest of the story. The best part about my wife.. she won’t let me back out of making a fool of myself for her enjoyment. Lesson learned..again. Lol
 
Knotamus said:
:facepalm::facepalm:

Hopefully not as interesting as last weekend for me.

Guess I’ll tell on myself.. (keep in mind, I’m 44yo and I had a few friends over)

After our Boys scored that last touchdown I said to myself “sooo, your saying there’s a chance”. Knowing are chances of recovering an onside kick was slim to zero and liquid courage helped me to disregard the repercussions of what I was about to say..I yelled out loud “I will run around the neighborhood in my underwear if we recover this kick!”

Of course y’all know the rest of the story. The best part about my wife.. she won’t let me back out of making a fool of myself for her enjoyment. Lesson learned..again. Lol
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You gotta post a pic!!!!!! Lol!
 
aria said:
Green Bay has always been intriguing to me but I love to hike and snowboard so I need mountains along with the cold weather.

Not to mention people up north complain about the cold but I’ll take that over the metroplex summers with triple digits and high humidity. It blows, can’t do anything outside. The nasty area likes are like diesel infused warm bath water, constant ozone warnings, profusely sweating after being in my truck for a minute, walking outside in the morning feels like walking into a sauna, nothing but concrete for miles...I hate this dump.
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Now lets look at some things that have to be done on a regular basis here. Things like it's so cold that if you don't have a new car battery you go out and have to have a jump to start your car or to not ruin your engine having to let your car warm up so the oil is flowing right before actually driving it which means you have to buy gas more often. Talking about gas, having higher gas prices during the winter because additives have to be added to prevent gas line freeze. Then how about having to wear more layers of clothing because of the freezing cold weather or all the people that have to get treated for frost bite.. How about a little thing like those of us that wear glasses that frost up as soon as we go out in the freezing cold. and going back to cars another reason that you have to warm them up is because of frost on the inside of all the windows. and if you want to go to a drive through, good luck unless your car been running for a long time because the windows are frozen and won't go down. I have a friend who used to just give his window a tap to get it to go down until one time it was so cold that it shattered. Now he doesn't do that anymore. I could go on for a long time on all the things that suck because of living in this frozen barren wasteland.
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Ranching said:
You gotta post a pic!!!!!! Lol!
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Well, When they recovered it..I know my wife and friends well enough that they were going to hold me to it.. so I immediately stripped down and before I ran out the house I yelled “No pics!”. Lol, Of course that usually doesn't mean anything. I just asked my wife if she had a pic.. sorry friends, she still loves me and doesn't have any blackmail pics. My dignity is still in place. I suppose no pics, means it didn’t happen.. trust me when I say it did. :cool:
 
Knotamus said:
Well, When they recovered it..I know my wife and friends well enough that they were going to hold me to it.. so I immediately stripped down and before I ran out the house I yelled “No pics!”. Lol, Of course that usually doesn't mean anything. I just asked my wife if she had a pic.. sorry friends, she still loves me and doesn't have any blackmail pics. My dignity is still in place. I suppose no pics, means it didn’t happen.. trust me when I say it did. :cool:
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Lol!!! I believe you bro!! I once squirted my best friend with lighter fluid and ran after him with a lighter until he jumped over a fence. He's a Commander fan!!! Lol that was back in 1994!!! Lol
 
Ranching said:
My wife and daughter are making Bistek taquitos with cilantro, chopped onions and guacamole. Sides of rice, beans, house salad with lime juice and plenty of chips, salsa and queso dip to munch on throughout the day.
What's on your plate?
Salud and Go Cowboys!!!
Have a safe and great day CZ family!
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Fried oysters fresh from the bays around Rockport.
 
An Omaha Steaks chicken breast sauteed in butter and garlic between two slices of pan browned HEB Texas Toast, along with mass quantities of a Sumerian invention called BEER. :D Got a huge can of whole San Marcos Jalepenos w carrot and onion I might open too.
 
Ranching said:
Move down to South Padre Island, where you can show off your tattoos year round!!!
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Lol, I wear long sleeves anytime I’m outside and its sunny, even at work or if it’s 110 outside. Gotta protect the ink!

Speaking of tattoos, I’m long over due. I’ve been thinking of taking the next step and getting a tattoo on each hand but I’m trying to coordinate it with two other guys I work with that are gonna do it as well because we’re almost 100% positive there will be a new SOP banning hand tattoos after we get them.
 
gjkoeppen said:
Now lets look at some things that have to be done on a regular basis here. Things like it's so cold that if you don't have a new car battery you go out and have to have a jump to start your car or to not ruin your engine having to let your car warm up so the oil is flowing right before actually driving it which means you have to buy gas more often. Talking about gas, having higher gas prices during the winter because additives have to be added to prevent gas line freeze. Then how about having to wear more layers of clothing because of the freezing cold weather or all the people that have to get treated for frost bite.. How about a little thing like those of us that wear glasses that frost up as soon as we go out in the freezing cold. and going back to cars another reason that you have to warm them up is because of frost on the inside of all the windows. and if you want to go to a drive through, good luck unless your car been running for a long time because the windows are frozen and won't go down. I have a friend who used to just give his window a tap to get it to go down until one time it was so cold that it shattered. Now he doesn't do that anymore. I could go on for a long time on all the things that suck because of living in this frozen barren wasteland.
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Lolololololol....I know there’s downsides and figured you would bring them up. Don’t ruin my dreams and bring me down!
 
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