CouchCoach
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Howdy y'all, I am CouchCoach and I have a typing problem as you can see from my moniker. Nothing like having a typo with the first thing I type here. I usually go back and correct typos as I think faster than I type which is in no way bragging since a snail on downers could type faster...and better.
I am a Hog and that's not a Commander Hog but a Razorback. I was living in Little Rock when Booger and Jimmy won the school's only national title. Booger is my nickname for the owner/GM/face of the franchise because I think a billionaire caught picking his nose on national TV to kick off his Big Top is deserving of a nickname. And Booger is not an uncommon nickname in the south, which is our fault for losing the war.
I am an older dude so I am a boxers man because wearing briefs is nothing more than the sad act of trying to regain one's childhood.
The Cowboys were my co-favorite along with the Cards from 60-68 and the Ice Bowl changed it. They became my team and I've never looked back.
I am new here, obviously since I am in the New Members forum, and will go looking for the Old Members Forum as soon as finish my introduction. Do they have a nap time over there? I like naps and sometimes people think I am disinterested but they are wrong, I am totally disinterested. A nap time when we all lay down on our little blankies would be cool and I might put on briefs but just for that.
I was, until yesterday, a member of the DC Forum for 10+ years and while I love football and the Cowboys, I do have the tendency to wander off on other topics and they've decided they're going to enforce the rules that they've ignored for 10+ years in favor of the entertainment value we had there. Not enjoyed by everyone, I get that but what's the harm of members exchanging ideas and laughs. This is supposed to be fun.
I look forward to posting amok with y'all and if I get rowdy, put the tire back in my cage,
Oh yeah, I hate Rowdy, how do I replace that nightmare from a disturbed kid's closet?
I am a Hog and that's not a Commander Hog but a Razorback. I was living in Little Rock when Booger and Jimmy won the school's only national title. Booger is my nickname for the owner/GM/face of the franchise because I think a billionaire caught picking his nose on national TV to kick off his Big Top is deserving of a nickname. And Booger is not an uncommon nickname in the south, which is our fault for losing the war.
I am an older dude so I am a boxers man because wearing briefs is nothing more than the sad act of trying to regain one's childhood.
The Cowboys were my co-favorite along with the Cards from 60-68 and the Ice Bowl changed it. They became my team and I've never looked back.
I am new here, obviously since I am in the New Members forum, and will go looking for the Old Members Forum as soon as finish my introduction. Do they have a nap time over there? I like naps and sometimes people think I am disinterested but they are wrong, I am totally disinterested. A nap time when we all lay down on our little blankies would be cool and I might put on briefs but just for that.
I was, until yesterday, a member of the DC Forum for 10+ years and while I love football and the Cowboys, I do have the tendency to wander off on other topics and they've decided they're going to enforce the rules that they've ignored for 10+ years in favor of the entertainment value we had there. Not enjoyed by everyone, I get that but what's the harm of members exchanging ideas and laughs. This is supposed to be fun.
I look forward to posting amok with y'all and if I get rowdy, put the tire back in my cage,
Oh yeah, I hate Rowdy, how do I replace that nightmare from a disturbed kid's closet?
