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Howdy y'all, I am CouchCoach and I have a typing problem as you can see from my moniker. Nothing like having a typo with the first thing I type here. I usually go back and correct typos as I think faster than I type which is in no way bragging since a snail on downers could type faster...and better.

I am a Hog and that's not a Commander Hog but a Razorback. I was living in Little Rock when Booger and Jimmy won the school's only national title. Booger is my nickname for the owner/GM/face of the franchise because I think a billionaire caught picking his nose on national TV to kick off his Big Top is deserving of a nickname. And Booger is not an uncommon nickname in the south, which is our fault for losing the war.

I am an older dude so I am a boxers man because wearing briefs is nothing more than the sad act of trying to regain one's childhood.

The Cowboys were my co-favorite along with the Cards from 60-68 and the Ice Bowl changed it. They became my team and I've never looked back.

I am new here, obviously since I am in the New Members forum, and will go looking for the Old Members Forum as soon as finish my introduction. Do they have a nap time over there? I like naps and sometimes people think I am disinterested but they are wrong, I am totally disinterested. A nap time when we all lay down on our little blankies would be cool and I might put on briefs but just for that.

I was, until yesterday, a member of the DC Forum for 10+ years and while I love football and the Cowboys, I do have the tendency to wander off on other topics and they've decided they're going to enforce the rules that they've ignored for 10+ years in favor of the entertainment value we had there. Not enjoyed by everyone, I get that but what's the harm of members exchanging ideas and laughs. This is supposed to be fun.

I look forward to posting amok with y'all and if I get rowdy, put the tire back in my cage,

Oh yeah, I hate Rowdy, how do I replace that nightmare from a disturbed kid's closet?
 

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Hey, Booger. Nice to have you here. Looks like you managed to replace Rowdy, so congrats, I guess. Have fun running amok.
 

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Hey, Booger. Nice to have you here. Looks like you managed to replace Rowdy, so congrats, I guess. Have fun running amok.
Thanks but I am not Booger, he has a hell of a lot more money than I do but I am cuter.
 

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Hey, Booger. Nice to have you here. Looks like you managed to replace Rowdy, so congrats, I guess. Have fun running amok.
Hey idgit, how do I correct the spelling in my moniker? I am adept with the edit key as I am most familiar with that one.
 

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Hey idgit, how do I correct the spelling in my moniker? I am adept with the edit key as I am most familiar with that one.

You can't, once it's created. An admin can do it for you if you really want it changed. I think it's kind of funny, personally.

@WoodysGirl copied here, just in case you do need an admin, though. WG, I think he wants his username changed to "Booger."
 
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Nah, that's OK. Any of my buds come over looking to meet up, that'll make it easier for them to find me...just look for the typos before I can change them.
 

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boxer briefs, best of both worlds!
Naaaaahhhhh, too creepy, like turtleneck briefs. However, if I were a porn actor, and I still think that's an oxymoron, I would start off with black boxer briefs and black dress socks to match that black makeshift blindfold.
 

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Hey Booger.. lol

Glad to see you made the crossover. Seems like a much more professionally run forum.

Not surprising the one Jerry owns is dysfunctional. Haha

Should have made the trip over years ago.

I see Erod has been here awhile.
 

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Hey Booger.. lol

Glad to see you made the crossover. Seems like a much more professionally run forum.

Not surprising the one Jerry owns is dysfunctional. Haha

Should have made the trip over years ago.

I see Erod has been here awhile.

I have to say, speaking of professionally-run, I'm disappointed WG hasn't changed his name to 'Booger' yet.
 

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Hey Booger.. lol

Glad to see you made the crossover. Seems like a much more professionally run forum.

Not surprising the one Jerry owns is dysfunctional. Haha

Should have made the trip over years ago.

I see Erod has been here awhile.
Hey Greg, so far it looks pretty nice, it's just tricky adjusting to something new when I spent so long on the other one and got used to it. Going to miss some of those folks. I think it was such a fertile troll playground because the team does own it.

Anyway, I was cutting back on my forum time anyway as I am undertaking some new things that will take more time.

And I sure hope that Booger nickname doesn't stick with me. Be ironic, wouldn't it? They let you beat on ole Booger over here? It's not the same though is it? That's what used to get me jazzed, insulting him on his own site. I used to fantasize that he was up late at night reading my posts, eyes floating in his head with the mixture of JW Blue and the tears poor ole CC was bringing to his eyes. Then I decided to fantasize about women instead.
 

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It's good to see you, too! I created several posts on the evil site pointing people here and telling them you were here. Hope you don't mind.
Not at all but I think most will stay as it's comfortable..unless they encounter the evil queen. She sure got the attention she was seeking.

I think this forum might be good, I've already encountered Sarek and he's attacked me again. He liked to do that and I kinda get off on it.

From just roaming the forum, and I haven't seen much, I believe the smart*** Force is strong with them. My sarcasticometer had been humming.
 

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You know the pics, and you know there done. It's all about the guitar now, even tho I suck at playing it. Pics were of Spock and Sarek, and a few old school generals I care not mention.
 

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Not at all but I think most will stay as it's comfortable..unless they encounter the evil queen. She sure got the attention she was seeking.

I think this forum might be good, I've already encountered Sarek and he's attacked me again. He liked to do that and I kinda get off on it.

From just roaming the forum, and I haven't seen much, I believe the smart*** Force is strong with them. My sarcasticometer had been humming.

Sarcasm is definitely tasty food. The evil queen and I exchanged a few PM's. I told her that she handled things wrong and made suggestions. She thanked me for reaching out and said she'd consider my suggestions. We'll see how it goes, I guess.
 

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You know I love ya and all your friends.

I wondered what happened to you, dude. lol We had some good disagreements on the Official forum, didn't we? No hard feelings though.
 
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