Guarantees for tomorrow's game

[WoodysGirl]

The game will start on time.

Someone will complain about the commentator.

Multiple threads will be posted asking if there's a link to listen to or watch it online.

Commentators will mention Romo's "slump" and his adventures with Underwood.

Somebody will get kicked out of the chat room.

At least one infraction will be given because of something said in the game thread.

 

[Rampage]

The game will start on time.

Someone will complain about the commentator.

Multiple threads will be posted asking if there's a link to listen to or watch it online.

Commentators will mention Romo's "slump" and his adventures with Underwood.

Somebody will get kicked out of the chat room.

At least one infraction will be given because of something said in the game thread.

:laugh2: that's probally the best so far as in gaurantee's

 

[5Stars]

The game will start on time.

Someone will complain about the commentator.

Multiple threads will be posted asking if there's a link to listen to or watch it online.

Commentators will mention Romo's "slump" and his adventures with Underwood.

Somebody will get kicked out of the chat room.

At least one infraction will be given because of something said in the game thread.

Damn rules...!!

How come everyone has to tell everyone what to do? Why can't we just all get along?


(stupid cowboy fans)!!

 

[DeathToTheSkinS]

some1 will lay on the field for 5 minutes not moving after a play and be fine the next day in the papers.

 

[Achozen]

Guarantees...

1) At some point, Julius Jones will get dropped for a loss or no gain. This will spawn yet another "Let's start Barber!" thread that will last 2+ pages.

2) Romo will throw a couple bad passes. This will lead to tears shed on this board over passing on Brady Quinn.

3) Manning will move the ball on us without a ton of pressure in his face, due to the vanilla looks we throw out in the 1st preseason game. Nevertheless, the Chicken Littles will be out in full force, crying about how we STILL can't generate a pass-rush and our secondary is awful.

4) A good performance will have us in the Super Bowl... a poor performance will have us with 2 top 10 picks in the '08 draft.

Exactly.

 

[theebs]

The only thing any of us knows for sure and can guarantee is that it will be hot in there tomorrow.

like a jungle. I look forward to it!!

 

[BigDFan5]

I Guarantee us diehard fans will have a big grin on our face before kick off because while this is a meaningless game it is still the Dallas Cowboys and we know the season is getting closer.

and I guarantee by the end of the 4th quarter there will be a player on the field for the cowboys I didnt know was on the team

 

[Seven]

Grammatica will hide the laces of Folk's kicking shoe.
Greg Ellis will pass his hat around the stadium.
Jerheme wanders around in the locker room with his towel on for the entire first half. He's unable to find his locker cause the plaque reads JEREMY.
Campo sings the national anthem and sits out Flozell cause he got shampoo in his eyes.

 

[David276]

im going to start right now about the commentators , are troy and joe"idiot" buck doing it?

 

[WoodysGirl]

The game will start on time.

Someone will complain about the commentator.

im going to start right now about the commentators , are troy and joe"idiot" buck doing it?

That's one.

Multiple threads will be posted asking if there's a link to listen to or watch it online.

http://cowboyszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=92097

http://cowboyszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=92048

Commentators will mention Romo's "slump" and his adventures with Underwood.

Somebody will get kicked out of the chat room.

At least one infraction will be given because of something said in the game thread.

I'm two in...

 

[Facin'Fools]

free will make freeney his @$@%*!

I dont know which is funnier this...or Vintages post about Jessica Alba

 

[Vintage]

I dont know which is funnier this...or Vintages post about Jessica Alba

Eh, what can I say?

 

[LaTunaNostra]

Sheep will overreact if we win; shout "don't worry, it's early" if we lose. All the bases are covered.

I guaranteed you'd say that.

I also guarantee the only four hours that will drag more this year are the last four hours before the regular season opener.

 

[Everlastingxxx]

I am useless here at work, can’t concentrate. Have to get this first game out of my system.

 

[firehawk350]

Predicted threads tomorrow and the gist of their discussion...

Where's the attacking defense?

Doomsday III???

Romo- The REAL deal

Romo is leading us... TO DOOM!

Calm down, it's just preseason...

I know it's just preseason, but...

Start Marion Barber

Julius = 1200+ yards

You wouldn't BELIEVE what ESPN has said this time

Sportswriter predicts Cowboys to 11+ wins... Great read!

 

[Stash]

Don't forget Commanders suck!

:suxskins:

That's always popular here as well!

 

[HTownCowboysFan]

I guarantee the game will suck. Preseason....meh.

 

[LaTunaNostra]

Predicted threads tomorrow and the gist of their discussion...

Where's the attacking defense?

Doomsday III???

Romo- The REAL deal

Romo is leading us... TO DOOM!

Calm down, it's just preseason...

I know it's just preseason, but...

Start Marion Barber

Julius = 1200+ yards

You wouldn't BELIEVE what ESPN has said this time

Sportswriter predicts Cowboys to 11+ wins... Great read!

Do I realy need to make a few guarantees about what has to be going on right now on various Skins sites?

(hint hint it includes, Cooley is a sure-fire Hall of Famer, Taylor a shoo-in as well, Greg Williams is still a genius despite a 'down' year, Al Saunders is still a genius and will prove it once future Pro Bowler Campbell finally gets to start 16 whole games, and Joe Gibbs is still a genius - just because he is)

And what can be expected over the season?

 

[firehawk350]

Do I realy need to make a few guarantees about what has to be going on right now on various Skins sites?

(hint hint it includes, Cooley is a sure-fire Hall of Famer, Taylor a shoo-in as well, Greg Williams is still a genius despite a 'down' year, Al Saunders is still a genius and will prove it once future Pro Bowler Campbell finally gets to start 16 whole games, and Joe Gibbs is still a genius - just because he is)

And what can be expected over the season?

Easy enough...

When you guys win a couple in a row, here's the threads...

Time to get that ring for the other hand!

Dominate D, new name?

WARE, DPOY?

Newman FINALLY getting props

Romo wrangles threeway between Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba, doesn't have to worry about saying the wrong name...

Predictions for the rest of the season, I say we lose one, but I really don't see how that can happen.

And when you go on a losing streak...

It's happening again

Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel deny threesome

Roy at LB?

Romo is NOT slumping, here's why...

Start MBIII

TO's press conference...

She is out with knee injury, AGAIN!

I thought we were blaming Parcells for this, what happened???

 

[5Stars]

Easy enough...

When you guys win a couple in a row, here's the threads...

Yeah, that about sums it up. Hey, how many tapes do you think St. Gibbs will send to the NFL after they lose, crying about the refs? One after each loss?

How many times will the posters at ES bow down and kiss Arts' arse?

How many draft picks will get traded this off season for broken down vets?

How long will it take Campbell to learn how to speak so the other players will know what the hell he is saying?

Oh, man...the list is soooo long!