How would you celebrate Garrett's exit?

[CoachD]

DA DA DA DAAAAA.......

 

[408Cowboy]

* I'd always figured you fer' one of them there scotch enema type of perveyor's ,in that realm of rectal infusion,,,

 

[GMO415]

The Daboyz date sounds fun.

 

[408Cowboy]

I would protect my main dude melon from those hooligans who like to... have an... IV drip... of rum?
Count me in @RGV_C_Los !

Hooligan I am n....

Yeah ya got me in a box.

 

[CoachD]

Personally i'd like to know where did this Lincoln Reily obsession come from any damn way?

 

[waldoputty]

I would run in my pasture butt naked pinching my nipples!!!!!

would u not do that anyway?

 

[waldoputty]

happy days r here again!

 

[waldoputty]

Pound out a wider mud hole in yer' Putty butt rubber a$$hole,,,$*** head,,,that's what

sorry bro
even with garrett's termination, u get no piece of putty
though u can get some @RGV_C_Los action

 

[Rajveer]

We will be throwing all sorts of names on this forum and they will promote Kellen Moore. I am going by history. We like our guys.

 

[Blake]

It'd be atleast 5+ years too late. What's there to celebrate?

 

[DallasEast]

No, that's who many fans want.

That's the problem with Jerry firing any coach.

Everyone gets so wrapped up in their firing and believing rumors that they always assume the coach they want will be hired.

That's why I would probably laugh when his replacement ends up being someone most fans did not want.

^This.

30 years of Jerry Jones usually making atypical coaching hires has seemingly taught some fans ONE thing:

He will hire the guy THEY want.

Problem is Jones has hired (post-Johnson) Barry Switzer, Chan Gailey, Dave Campo, Wade Phillips and Jason Garrett—who were, not at all surprisingly, not THEIR first choice, second choice, etc. Even an extremely qualified coach as Bill Parcells was not some fans’ number one choice.

Anyone can reflect back on Jones’ hiring practice and wonder how can some people be so certain THEIR favorite guy is JONES’ favorite guy?

This is an exact reason why I created the You Want Garrett Fired thread, namely very few people seemingly care what kind of ideas bounce around inside Jones’ skull BUT they know for sure what he will do.

It’s crazier than seeing someone eating cotton candy with a spork.

/rant

 

[waldoputty]

I'd worry about @Ranching immediately.

u may need to apply cpr for @Ranching

 

[Dallasfann]

I wouldn't be that excited because, 10 seconds after he's fired we will have people claiming to be fans, starting threads about how bad Jerry is at hiring coaches and whoever he hires will just be a puppet. Then when the new coach is hired we will have hundreds of more threads about how awful he was with whoever he coached before. Then when he is on his first pre season game we will have hundreds of threads saying they can't believe we only scored 30 points vs the Dolphins. Then in the regular season he will lose a game at some point and people ( who claim to be Cowboy fans ) will talk about how awful he and Jerry are. Then when he loses 2 games we will have people rooting for us to lose every game so that we can get a real coach. Then we will be right back to this exact thread. So honestly, I won't be excited one bit.

Edit - Ironically I didn't read any responses before I typed this. I see step 1 has already started in this very thread...LOL!!

 

[waldoputty]

* I'd always figured you fer' one of them there scotch enema type of perveyor's ,in that realm of rectal infusion,,,

now we know what u do at home alone

 

[nate dizzle]

Probably just clap a few times then try to high five my friends who ignore my high five attempt.

 

[waldoputty]

It'd be atleast 5+ years too late. What's there to celebrate?

better late than never

 

[AbeBeta]

Wade Phillips is doing a great job as the Rams D-coordinator. He'd be high on my list.

 

[ShortRound]

Watch us hire a doofus

 

[DallasEast]

Watch us hire a doofus

I would not call Kellen Moore a doofus but I do not really know him that well so...

 

[JustChip]

I’ll be royally pissed ‘cause that means I will have sat at the game surrounded by mouthy Philthy fans and had to listen to them while the ‘boys got pimp-slapped for 3+ hours. Not to mention listening to them vermin walking to and from the parking lot. Nothing is worth having to go through that.