Humor: Breaking News!!

[EMMITTnROY]

Reality, you dirty dog.. When I clicked on this thread, i was really hoping to read that we had traded Greg Ellis for Ronde Barber.. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm as happy about Hostile signing an extension as the next guy..

 

[Bob Sacamano]

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:laugh1:

careful, dont' want Reality closing the site down

 

[AtlCB]

This story is just breaking on Pro Messageboard Talk:

I have just received information that CowboysZone admin Hostile who we will call Hosturd caused trouble at a rival board some time ago. He attempted to register and post under the name Hostile. He was asked several questions by an unnamed admin at the rival board. We were able to speak with this unnamed admin:

"We couldn't believe how rude this guy was. First, he tried to register under the name Hostile as a Cowboys fan! I asked him several questions to see if he would fit in. He failed to admit that the Commanders would win the next ten superbowl, would not admit that Joe Gibbs was the second coming, and absolutely refused to sing the praises of the most wonderful owner ever to run a pro football team, Daniel Snyder. The name and the answers to those questions indicated to me that this turd was up to no good. I've seen his type before."

It is also noted that CowboysZone owner Reality has just rewarded this turd with another 5-year contract. PMT has information that the other boards who contacted his agent were not actually interested in signing him.

Brainpaint has been unavailable for comment.

 

[dargonking999]

:laugh1: thats cold. btw what did happen to him???

after constant reports of Law not coming to Dallas, and the many claims of "you are wrong nors" reports, He decided that it was better if he resigned from the office, of the highly drugged, and dillisional office of cowboyszone.com

 

[Da Hammer]

Reality, you dirty dog.. When I clicked on this thread, i was really hoping to read that we had traded Greg Ellis for Ronde Barber.. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm as happy about Hostile signing an extension as the next guy..

yeah when i first saw the thread i thought we had made some sort of trade or something but i'm happy too that we were able to keep Hostile from going to a rival team...

 

[Yeagermeister]

after constant reports of Law not coming to Dallas, and the many claims of "you are wrong nors" reports, He decided that it was better if he resigned from the office, of the highly drugged, and dillisional office of cowboyszone.com

Luckily you took over that job for us

 

[Hostile]

This story is just breaking on Pro Messageboard Talk:

I have just received information that CowboysZone admin Hostile who we will call Hosturd caused trouble at a rival board some time ago. He attempted to register and post under the name Hostile. He was asked several questions by an unnamed admin at the rival board. We were able to speak with this unnamed admin:

"We couldn't believe how rude this guy was. First, he tried to register under the name Hostile as a Cowboys fan! I asked him several questions to see if he would fit in. He failed to admit that the Commanders would win the next ten superbowl, would not admit that Joe Gibbs was the second coming, and absolutely refused to sing the praises of the most wonderful owner ever to run a pro football team, Daniel Snyder. The name and the answers to those questions indicated to me that this turd was up to no good. I've seen his type before."

It is also noted that CowboysZone owner Reality has just rewarded this turd with another 5-year contract. PMT has information that the other boards who contacted his agent were not actually interested in signing him.

Brainpaint has been unavailable for comment.

The Zone Media is relentless. I never thought this stuff would get out.

Juke, you're my agent, take over and make sure you just keep saying "Next question."

Meanwhile I'll do some situps in the driveway.

 

[dargonking999]

Luckily you took over that job for us

i had to, it was like a calling for me

But hey speaking of Law, you know he's out there on the market and i promise you the guy i was talking with at lunch said, he heard from a firend, that his cousin saw Law on the phone with Jerry Jones, discussing abuot a possibilty of talking about coming to Dallas for a vist, just letting you guys know

 

[Phoenix-Talon]

Can we now trade him to an Eagles board for some old Owens Jerseys.

You're bluffing ...you only have new Owens' jerseys!

 

[Waffle]

For a moment, I thought ...

-Reality

Me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[WoodysGirl]

after constant reports of Law not coming to Dallas, and the many claims of "you are wrong nors" reports, He decided that it was better if he resigned from the office, of the highly drugged, and dillisional office of cowboyszone.com

What do dillisional mean?

 

[dargonking999]

What do dillisional mean?

i suck at spelling, i was trying for the word, like when somebody is dillisonal, and they like think they see things but really dont? or am ijust missing the word completly jeez, and i thought graduating from high school, meant i think past a 6th grade level

 

[the kid 05]

This just in ...

The CowboysZone.com has signed Hostile to a 5 year extension for an undisclosed amount of money. There was rapid speculation that other sites in the league were heavily negotiating with Hostile's agent, Juke99, to have him switch sites, but in the end, Hostile just couldn't say no to the money and the Nors-free zone.

After the signing, Hostile said, "It's a great day. I'm glad it worked out for me to stay where my heart is. I really want to thank every..." At that point Hostile abruptly took off after another person who apparently was miming Hostile's interview. While we cannot confirm it, several witnesses claimed to hear Hostile shout out, "Damn you, trickblue! I'll show you what Photoshoping is in the real world" as he ran wildly down the street chasing after the unknown assailant.

In other news, the band, R.E.M. announced they have planned a new Armageddon tour featuring their new hit single, "Its the end of the world as we know it ... and we're all screwed .."

-Reality

you sir...are evil

 

[CrazyCowboy]

That is pretty funny stuff right there.....

 

[kartr]

It's going to take a lot of bandaids to cover the wounds from all these darts.

How about a little salt for your wounds, my salty friend.:laugh2:

 

[Hostile]

How about a little salt for your wounds, my salty friend.:laugh2:

My favorite post from you...ever.

Nicely played.

 

[BigDFan5]

*** THIS JUST IN ***

MichaelWinicki upon hearing of Hostiles lucrative extention with the Cowboyszone, has decided he will hold out from forum training camp. When asked for comments His agent replied "Michael is just looking for more commitment from the zone. When he signed on here, it was known that he was the one with the witty, and dry sense of humor. Now he feels that he is being pushed out as the zone goes in a different direction." More on this story as it develops

 

[Yeagermeister]

*** THIS JUST IN ***

MichaelWinicki upon hearing of Hostiles lucrative extention with the Cowboyszone, has decided he will hold out from forum training camp. When asked for comments His agent replied "Michael is just looking for more commitment from the zone. When he signed on here, it was known that he was the one with the witty, and dry sense of humor. Now he feels that he is being pushed out as the zone goes in a different direction." More on this story as it develops

His agent CBZ says NEXT QUESTION

 

[dargonking999]

roflmao, Uh oh Reality you gots a hold out

 

[superpunk]

What is this going to do to Winky's golden boy image?

Is he not going to be able to babysit Realituh's kids anymore?