I Don't Trust Guys Who Don't Like Football

[Hostile]

I should have known you'd be able to track that down...

The thing that destroyed me about that bit is I could see some poor schlub stumbling on his first football game, not having any idea what it was he was seeing, and that's probably just about how I'd describe it...

It also cracked me up that Andy apparently toned down his country boy schtick for the TV show...

Thanks for sharing that, Hos... it was a trip down memory lane...

And name another sport that could engender such comic brilliance... that was my point for injecting that into this thread...

Now, can you find the Cosby clip??

I know of several of his football acts, but I don't remember the one you described.

I would love to put one up by Brother Dave Gardner but the last word in the act won't pass the filters here even though is is hilariously funny.

 

[lewpac]

I was a SS.Soccer is way more physically demanding u run nonstop and sprint at that.Football u get breaks.Basketball is too.

With all due respect...............BULL!!

Soccer is "physically demanding" in the sense that running cross-country is physically demanding. No disrespect to long-distance runners, even triathletes. What they do is admirable and demanding, buy you're WAY out of your league, like I said before, even mentioning REAL American Football and Soccer in the same breath.

You get "breaks" in football due to carrying around 40lb.s of equipment, being encumbered and restrained by the uniform and padding and helmet, etc.......and STILL running the 40 at 4.2 while in the heat of battle.
Soccer players wear every inch of uniform that Christopher Robin did in Whinnie the Pooh!!!!!!!!!!

You get "breaks" in football, because half the game you need "recovery time" for pert'near getting your head torn off while "playing". About the most "recovery time" the average Soccer player needs is a quick rub due to a sore hammy!

You get "breaks" in football because each play is designed for a score, or to stop a score. You have to re-group and re-play inch by inch and play by play. You don't need "breaks" in soccer when designed "plays" are really the luck of chaos, ants scurrying around, and stumbling on a GOOOOOAAAALLLL every now and then.

You get "breaks" in football to apply stitches, re-set dislocated joints, set bones, getting your bell un-rung, or waiting for the stretcher to cart someone off the field. In soccer, you don't need a "break" to pull up your socks or tuck in your shirt.

You get "breaks" in football for commercial time, and the whole world is watching and it's BIG MONEY. There's no "breaks" in soccer for commercial time, because no one with any money gives a rats ***, so commercial time is useless..


Next time the Super Bowl, or an important playoff game is on the TV, switch over to all the ESPN or FoxNet sports channels and see whats on. Billiards, darts, poker, ice skating, arm wrestling..............and SOCCER! These are the programming inserted, because those networks know that "all is lost today, we gotta' air something, so broadcast something for the hell of it". That, my friend, is why football has "breaks" and soccer (or whatever they call it in Crapistan or San ****hole) call it.

 

[Tom [Giants fan]]

I don't trust a guy who tells me he doesn't like football but loves soccer.

Probably means I should never go oversees because liking futbol doesn't count.

 

[the kid 05]

This better be the first piece people read in your book, in my eyes that would be one hell of a prologue (sp?)

 

[Rampage]

This better be the first piece people read in your book, in my eyes that would be one hell of a prologue (sp?)

yeah this should definetly be the introduction or something of that sort.

 

[CATCH17]

bbgun is a genius when it comes to showing football pics or expressing his sentiments with a picture! In all my time on the Internet I have never seen anyone come close to what he does...

I 2nd this.

 

[5Stars]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAjWi663kXc

Oh, wow! That was a brutal hit! Man, there is not a football player today that could take a hit like that soccer boy did!!





Get real!!!

 

[the kid 05]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAjWi663kXc

[youtube]3lZDSud6HIs[/youtube]

 

[lewpac]

Another thing.......................

I find Baseball much more entertaining and a ton more interesting that Soccer, because in Baseball, at least there's a GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLL often enough to keep you interested.

 

[silverbear]

I know of several of his football acts, but I don't remember the one you described.

I would love to put one up by Brother Dave Gardner but the last word in the act won't pass the filters here even though is is hilariously funny.

You can e-mail it to me, I haven't heard it...

 

[5Stars]

[youtube]3lZDSud6HIs[/youtube]

:laugh2:


OMG! What a bunch of freaking pansies! And the music to that vid was spot on!


I think I saw jukie in one frame!

 

[parchy]

With all due respect...............BULL!!

Soccer is "physically demanding" in the sense that running cross-country is physically demanding. No disrespect to long-distance runners, even triathletes. What they do is admirable and demanding, buy you're WAY out of your league, like I said before, even mentioning REAL American Football and Soccer in the same breath.

You get "breaks" in football due to carrying around 40lb.s of equipment, being encumbered and restrained by the uniform and padding and helmet, etc.......and STILL running the 40 at 4.2 while in the heat of battle.
Soccer players wear every inch of uniform that Christopher Robin did in Whinnie the Pooh!!!!!!!!!!

You get "breaks" in football, because half the game you need "recovery time" for pert'near getting your head torn off while "playing". About the most "recovery time" the average Soccer player needs is a quick rub due to a sore hammy!

You get "breaks" in football because each play is designed for a score, or to stop a score. You have to re-group and re-play inch by inch and play by play. You don't need "breaks" in soccer when designed "plays" are really the luck of chaos, ants scurrying around, and stumbling on a GOOOOOAAAALLLL every now and then.

You get "breaks" in football to apply stitches, re-set dislocated joints, set bones, getting your bell un-rung, or waiting for the stretcher to cart someone off the field. In soccer, you don't need a "break" to pull up your socks or tuck in your shirt.

You get "breaks" in football for commercial time, and the whole world is watching and it's BIG MONEY. There's no "breaks" in soccer for commercial time, because no one with any money gives a rats ***, so commercial time is useless..


Next time the Super Bowl, or an important playoff game is on the TV, switch over to all the ESPN or FoxNet sports channels and see whats on. Billiards, darts, poker, ice skating, arm wrestling..............and SOCCER! These are the programming inserted, because those networks know that "all is lost today, we gotta' air something, so broadcast something for the hell of it". That, my friend, is why football has "breaks" and soccer (or whatever they call it in Crapistan or San ****hole) call it.

Don't be so ignorant, man.

First, your economics argument between soccer and football is laughable. There's no money in it? I present the 10 richest franchises in the world as of Forbes from 2008:

1. Man utd (Prem) $1.8bn
2. Dallas Cowboys (NFL) $1.6bn
3. Washington Commanders (NFL) $1.5bn
4. New England Patriots (NFL) $1.32bn
5. New York Yankees (MLB) $1.3bn
6. Real Madrid (La Liga) $1.29bn
7. Arsenal (Prem)$1.2bn
8. New York Giants (NFL) $1.18bn
9. New York Jets (NFL) $1.17bn
10. Houston Texans (NFL) $1.17bn

Barclays paid roughly $100 million just to have its name on the English top flight league.

It's a matter of gamesmanship. You decry soccer because its not as brutish as football... why? It's a different game (with is own set of grizzly injuries, believe me). It's like complaining that an apple doesn't taste like an orange because you just have to have an orange right now. It's nonsensical. You don't like soccer, fine dude, but you're not making sense by trying to bring it down.

I mean, its clear you don't watch enough soccer to make an informed argument here, so I don't know why I'm bothering, but the fact that you're arguing that goals are the result of "chaos" is both hilarious and kind of sad.

Why you can't just enjoy football and leave it at that is beyond me.

 

[juck]

With all due respect...............BULL!!

Soccer is "physically demanding" in the sense that running cross-country is physically demanding. No disrespect to long-distance runners, even triathletes. What they do is admirable and demanding, buy you're WAY out of your league, like I said before, even mentioning REAL American Football and Soccer in the same breath.

You get "breaks" in football due to carrying around 40lb.s of equipment, being encumbered and restrained by the uniform and padding and helmet, etc.......and STILL running the 40 at 4.2 while in the heat of battle.
Soccer players wear every inch of uniform that Christopher Robin did in Whinnie the Pooh!!!!!!!!!!

You get "breaks" in football, because half the game you need "recovery time" for pert'near getting your head torn off while "playing". About the most "recovery time" the average Soccer player needs is a quick rub due to a sore hammy!

You get "breaks" in football because each play is designed for a score, or to stop a score. You have to re-group and re-play inch by inch and play by play. You don't need "breaks" in soccer when designed "plays" are really the luck of chaos, ants scurrying around, and stumbling on a GOOOOOAAAALLLL every now and then.

You get "breaks" in football to apply stitches, re-set dislocated joints, set bones, getting your bell un-rung, or waiting for the stretcher to cart someone off the field. In soccer, you don't need a "break" to pull up your socks or tuck in your shirt.

You get "breaks" in football for commercial time, and the whole world is watching and it's BIG MONEY. There's no "breaks" in soccer for commercial time, because no one with any money gives a rats ***, so commercial time is useless..


Next time the Super Bowl, or an important playoff game is on the TV, switch over to all the ESPN or FoxNet sports channels and see whats on. Billiards, darts, poker, ice skating, arm wrestling..............and SOCCER! These are the programming inserted, because those networks know that "all is lost today, we gotta' air something, so broadcast something for the hell of it". That, my friend, is why football has "breaks" and soccer (or whatever they call it in Crapistan or San ****hole) call it.

ok tell the whole world what u just said.US football is only big here.There is a world out there pal.Let me see Andre Gurode sprint for 3 hours.

 

[5Stars]

You can e-mail it to me, I haven't heard it...

What about me? I want to see it too!

 

[juck]

Oh, wow! That was a brutal hit! Man, there is not a football player today that could take a hit like that soccer boy did!!





Get real!!!

ok internet tough guy.lol.

 

[5Stars]

ok tell the whole world what u just said.US football is only big here.There is a world out there pal.Let me see Andre Gurode sprint for 3 hours.

Let me see that little girly boy head butt Gurode to the ground! That fool would knock his own self out by trying that!


:laugh2: :laugh2:

 

[Hostile]

This better be the first piece people read in your book, in my eyes that would be one hell of a prologue (sp?)

You're the 2nd person to mention this. I may need to think about this and refine it a bit.

 

[Rampage]

ok tell the whole world what u just said.US football is only big here.There is a world out there pal.Let me see Andre Gurode sprint for 3 hours.

let's see David Beckum take on a D-linemen.

 

[5Stars]

ok internet tough guy.lol.

Where did I try to be an "internet tough guy"?

You are the one that posted that foolish stuff to say it's more physically demanding...

:laugh2:

 

[juck]

:laugh2:


OMG! What a bunch of freaking pansies! And the music to that vid was spot on!


I think I saw jukie in one frame!

Lets see. 13000 posts= clogged arteries