I hope the Rams win 45 to 10 and then after the game Tom Brady sobs and says, "I don't know what happened. I worshiped Satan on my special alter to him before the game like I always do. Also, I love communism, having sex with goats, and torturing cute, little kittens. I was sent by Lucifer to the earth to win Super Bowls, and I hate the American flag and Abraham Lincoln. Long live Vladimir Ilich Lenin and communism." Then they ask Bill Bellicheck to comment and he says, "I agree with everything Brady just said. I love cheating and communism. I have a blow-up sex doll of Karl Marx, and I wish British troops had captured George Washington and scalped him. By the way, apple pie and the American flag SUCK, and it's a shame Hitler didn't win on D-day; even though I'm a commie, I hate America that much and I fully deserve to have my face smashed into a hot waffle iron and then get blown up by a hand grenade."
And then Erin Andrews is like, "Okay, that was a a strange response by the both of you, and I'm not sure what I'm doing here since I don't work for CBS."
And then Bellicheck is like, "By the way, Erin, I'm the creep who hid that camera in your hotel room to spy on you -- I just paid some dude to take the fall for me."
Erin: "Oh, wow, your a total dirtbag, aren't you?"
Bellicheck: "Yeah, I'm the worst dirtbag who's ever lived. I deserved to lose this game. I also deserve to get thrown into a live volcano somewhere."
Erin: "Yes, you do. I hope I get to watch that."