I have the perfect name for this defense

[atlantacowboy]

I like the "Hot Doughnuts" ........Soft on the edges and nothing in the middle.

 

[FiveSuperBowls]

YouTackleEm

 

[The Fonz]

They don't deserve a nickname

 

[eromeopolk]

Xavier Woods gave the Cowboys defense their name, the...

"No Shame" Defense

Xavier Woods said “I mean, on certain plays, some guys, me included, there may be a lack (of effort)." "I mean, we’re in the NFL,'' Woods continued to try to explain. "You don’t expect guys (going) full-speed for 70 plays. That’s not possible."

No Shame in his game.

 

[reddyuta]

really hard to even call it an NFL defense,they are not even executing fundamentals out there.they cant get off blocks to save their lives.

 

[Proof]

The ***** ********** ***** *** ****** of ***** ********
******* **** and ******** ***** boyz!

 

[PTBarnum]

It would appear as if this defense is indeed afraid of catching the COVID!!

 

[CowboyRoy]

that is good...or the soft-boys?

HOT MESS?

 

[buybuydandavis]

Hot Boys is actually perfect for these morons now

Not Boyz

 

[IceStar-D7]

My name for our defense? Buyers remorse...

 

[Mannix]

How about Swiss Cheese in honor of MM's previous stop

 

[cern]

Great thread. Lots of great names. Las nadas. Lukes to everyone.

 

[sideon]

They're the pass around defense because everyone gets a turn to score.

 

[Setackin]

I like mine better:

Perfect!!!!!

 

[Typhus]

The.. walk around half hazardless trying not to bump into someone, waiting for some one else to do your job...guys

 

[Grevus]

masochist

 

[Grevus]

Doughboys

 

[plasticman]

The Dumbday Defense

The Hobbled Boys

The AWOL Eleven

The Open Range Defense

Jerry's Kids

 

[NorthoftheRedRiver]

The sub-70-play-not-going-full-speed goers.

 

[Dalmations202]

The Diarrhea Defense -- extremely soft and everything runs right through
The Door Knob Defense -- everyone gives them a turn and they just open up