I Just Saw Something Horrifying

[bayeslife]

You are a monster.

Have you ever seen Winicki and Chris Collinsworth in the same room?

 

[MichaelWinicki]

You are a monster.

Can't wait for the Zone BBQ so you, Risen and I can make small talk about B Jones' 81.4 rating... While eating a brat of course.

 

[percyhoward]

Have you ever seen Winicki and Chris Collinsworth in the same room?

So that explains the glasses and phony stache.

 

[remdak]

I saw the title to this thread and thought I would really see some funny quotes, videos, or pics as a response. Come on guys step your game!

 

[Alexander]

Can't wait for the Zone BBQ so you, Risen and I can make small talk about B Jones' 81.4 rating... While eating a brat of course.

I bet you put it in a bun. With ketchup.

 

[Alexander]

Isn't that why you can't buy memberships anymore?

They wanted to make it exclusive to sports networks and broadcasts...

STATS Inc did it better, IMO.

 

[Risen Star]

That really is ridiculous.

 

[Vintage]

I bet you put it in a bun. With ketchup.

I do. With cheese.

Delicious.

 

[Alexander]

I do. With cheese.

Delicious.

Ketchup. And cheese.

Ookay. Good--good to know.

I like to know what special kind of uncultured savage I am dealing with. Thank you for the clarification.

 

[Vintage]

Ketchup. And cheese.

Ookay. Good--good to know.

I like to know what special kind of uncultured savage I am dealing with. Thank you for the clarification.

You must be one of those neo-mustard commies.

Probably some French imported elitist type stuff.

Ketchup rules everything around me. Kream. Get the money...

 

[skinsscalper]

Can't wait for the Zone BBQ so you, Risen and I can make small talk about B Jones' 81.4 rating... While eating a brat of course.

Be forewarned. Risen is showing up shirtless AND he's manning the grill. The shirts and skins pickup basketball game afterward should be colorful, to say the least.

 

[ActualCowboysFan]

Ketchup. And cheese.

Ookay. Good--good to know.

I like to know what special kind of uncultured savage I am dealing with. Thank you for the clarification.

And he eats it with a fork.

 

[ShiningStar]

I like Collinsworth, and I like PFF's raw data, but their subjective player grading system needs to be reworked.

I don't think Collinsworth, PFF, or NBC cares though.

dang it man, id say go and get a job there, but they would only bring you down.

 

[ShiningStar]

Be forewarned. Risen is showing up shirtless AND he's manning the grill. The shirts and skins pickup basketball game afterward should be colorful, to say the least.

there are some things left better unsaid, and you went and ruined that

 

[Alexander]

And he eats it with a fork.

{shudders}

 

[Hoov]

I like Collinsworth, and I like PFF's raw data, but their subjective player grading system needs to be reworked.

I don't think Collinsworth, PFF, or NBC cares though.

i like collinsworth too. He does a very good job IMO.

 

[MichaelWinicki]

Be forewarned. Risen is showing up shirtless AND he's manning the grill. The shirts and skins pickup basketball game afterward should be colorful, to say the least.

Oh not again!

Remember when he shaved his chest, covered himself in oil and wore a Hulk Hogan bandana on his head?

 

[Alexander]

You must be one of those neo-mustard commies.

Probably some French imported elitist type stuff.

Ketchup rules everything around me. Kream. Get the money...

No.

Just a red-blooded American that knows what should be served on a hot dog.

 

[skinsscalper]

Oh not again!

Remember when he shaved his chest, covered himself in oil and wore a Hulk Hogan bandana on his head?

That's nothing. You should see the epic back piece he's getting done of the epic Wentz/Prescott biblical battle. I'll let you guess who the "evil" character is. Rumor is, he's still sporting the bandana, though....................and a mullet.

 

[Nova]

Raw data used to be great. I used to pay for it when it was like $40 a year.

Now? Just got a quote and those stats are $1500 for a year subscription.

Absolutely bonkers