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[Melonfeud]

Why can't we just get along? Good morning,

Cuz' the deviousness of the deviously devious, Lurch's on its perch like a bad breath squawking buzzard that makes a mighty fine silhouette target in desperate need of casual offhand potshots ,,,but,yeah! we ought to strive for that 'zen-free zone' and dwell in happy harmony,,, er,,,I reckon


Good morning BIG-G.

 

[waldoputty]

Cuz' the deviousness of the deviously devious, Lurch's on its perch like a bad breath squawking buzzard that makes a mighty fine silhouette target in desperate need of casual offhand potshots ,,,but,yeah! we ought to strive for that 'zen-free zone' and dwell in happy harmony,,, er,,,I reckon


Good morning BIG-G.

melon of freud yearns to be free of puttyism zen.
like the naughty monkey struggles to escape the buddha's palm.
only to learn freedom means leaping into another palm.
more struggling into another welcoming palm.
eventually realize the futility of struggling.
for freuds are part of the surrounding layers of reality.
putty meditates taking in the grand scheme of life and the universe and then sips his tea

 

[Melonfeud]

melon of freud yearns to be free of puttyism zen.
like the naughty monkey struggles to escape the buddha's palm.
only to learn freedom means leaping into another palm.
more struggling into another welcoming palm.
eventually realize the futility of struggling.
for freuds are part of the surrounding layers of reality.
putty meditates taking in the grand scheme of life and the universe and then sips his tea

More like free from the Putty's dripping chin & I'll ram a shrieking howling monkey up yer' casing-liner with a cop on each corner of the street,pal!
Yer' running off at the jizzle slurp is pathetically illustrative of yer' disconnectedness to the actual reality yer fixing to find yerself into once those cops on the street corners question you while yer' whimpering in pain as to why yer' rolling around on the sidewalk with a shrieking, howling monkey crammed up yer' casing-liner,,, and that monkey is throwing a level ten keneption fit ,too! ripping & tearing the poor Putty's bunghole all shredded & bleeding with his monkey tail just a flapping & twizzling in its frantic efforts to extricate itself from the clinched confines a pissed off feuding melon thrust him into,,, I'm fixing to break you from sucking eggs, Mr. Shredded sphincteric PUTTY,,,

 

[waldoputty]

More like free from the Putty's dripping chin & I'll ram a shrieking howling monkey up yer' casing-liner with a cop on each corner of the street,pal!
Yer' running off at the jizzle slurp is pathetically illustrative of yer' disconnectedness to the actual reality yer fixing to find yerself into once those cops on the street corners question you while yer' whimpering in pain as to why yer' rolling around on the sidewalk with a shrieking, howling monkey crammed up yer' casing-liner,,, and that monkey is throwing a level ten keneption fit ,too! ripping & tearing the poor Putty's bunghole all shredded & bleeding with his monkey tail just a flapping & twizzling in its frantic efforts to extricate itself from the clinched confines a pissed off feuding melon thrust him into,,, I'm fixing to break you from sucking eggs, Mr. Shredded sphincteric PUTTY,,,

so much anger and conflict...
putty watches his bud melon of freud struggle against the continuous tides of reality.
over time, his bud will learn that a cage is not a cage but a warm embrace.
for there can be no escape for the monkey from being part of the whole.
a bit sad, putty goes back to meditate, and sipping some more tea.
knowing that his bud will eventually learn the violence of the struggle only makes the soft embrace more snug.
until the day his bud celebrates in harmonious existence.

 

[waldoputty]

driving back to LA floating with a blissful smile
have a wonderful day, everyone!

 

[Melonfeud]

so much anger and conflict...
putty watches his bud melon of freud struggle against the continuous tides of reality.
over time, his bud will learn that a cage is not a cage but a warm embrace.
for there can be no escape for the monkey from being part of the whole.
a bit sad, putty goes back to meditate, and sipping some more tea.
knowing that his bud will eventually learn the violence of the struggle only makes the soft embrace more snug.
until the day his bud celebrates in harmonious existence.

It's past amusing how I dictate the very vectors of yer' thought process Putty-Buddy!
Reckon I should've never petted/ fed you the nectar of confrontation ,as yer' whimpering limps of retaliation have gradually degraded in capabilities, which is obviously the reason yer' all of a sudden retreated into yer' zen/ meditation self-help&healing hole in the ground as the splintering shards of Feudian Melon shrapnel explode incessantly above, below & at ground level with that point detonation casing-liner selected,,,,yer' depleted so far past holding any semblance of a fighting spine I reckon I should shower you with the milk of human kindness & some of that Christ like grace inherent of my being,,,,,, Naw! No way,No how,Not a air sucking chance, pal! yer' Worthy of the boots while yer' down,,,

 

[dallasdave]

More like free from the Putty's dripping chin & I'll ram a shrieking howling monkey up yer' casing-liner with a cop on each corner of the street,pal!
Yer' running off at the jizzle slurp is pathetically illustrative of yer' disconnectedness to the actual reality yer fixing to find yerself into once those cops on the street corners question you while yer' whimpering in pain as to why yer' rolling around on the sidewalk with a shrieking, howling monkey crammed up yer' casing-liner,,, and that monkey is throwing a level ten keneption fit ,too! ripping & tearing the poor Putty's bunghole all shredded & bleeding with his monkey tail just a flapping & twizzling in its frantic efforts to extricate itself from the clinched confines a pissed off feuding melon thrust him into,,, I'm fixing to break you from sucking eggs, Mr. Shredded sphincteric PUTTY,,,

Wow !!! The story of Putty !!! Good stuff and explains the core of Putty !! Best write up of the New Year !!!! Melonfeud tells it like it is and what a story it is indeed SIR !!!

 

[Melonfeud]

Wow !!! The story of Putty !!! Good stuff and explains the core of Putty !! Best write up of the New Year !!!! Melonfeud tells it like it is and what a story it is indeed SIR !!!

LMAO,,,
If it's not the year of
"Putty's shrieking monkey "
Somewhere upon the billions&billions of planetary planes of conciseness of consciousness there damn well ought'ta be,,,



( let's stop guy's! I know I'll regret it,probably never endingly so,too! But something about that
" grace of Christ inherent'
Shouldn't be trifled with once invoked)

 

[dallasdave]

LMAO,,,
If it's not the year of
"Putty's shrieking monkey "
Somewhere upon the billions&billions of planetary planes of conciseness of consciousness there damn well ought'ta be,,,



( let's stop guy's! I know I'll regret it,probably never endingly so,too! But something about that
" grace of Christ inherent'
Shouldn't be trifled with once invoked)

Good stuff and can't wait for the paperback book to be on the racks at the store, Putty the rest of the STORY !!!!

 

[lukin2006]

Happy TGIF ...

 

[Melonfeud]

Good stuff and can't wait for the paperback book to be on the racks at the store, Putty the rest of the STORY !!!!

Indeed! I believe the "bantam" book publishing consortium is fixing to crank them suckers out right around $9.95 per copy, my agent hinted around midsummer, as that is projected to give enough time to enjoy the
" kick" through word of mouth / social media for record breaking winter sales,,,er,,, at least that's what my agent Joan Wilder is telling me,,,

 

[Melonfeud]

Happy TGIF ...

Hey,buddy! You betcha

 

[Ranching]

driving back to LA floating with a blissful smile
have a wonderful day, everyone!

Good, you get tough when your surrounded by your cats in SF. Youre much more relaxed in LA.

 

[Melonfeud]

LMAO,,,
If it's not the year of
"Putty's shrieking butt monkey "
Somewhere upon the billions&billions of planetary planes of conciseness of consciousness there damn well ought'ta be,,,



( let's stop guy's! I know I'll regret it,probably never endingly so,too! But something about that
" grace of Christ inherent'
Shouldn't be trifled with once invoked)

 

[Ranching]

Good stuff and can't wait for the paperback book to be on the racks at the store, Putty the rest of the STORY !!!!

Nutty, Putty!!! He's nuts and he likes nuts!! and, now you know the rest of the story!!

 

[Ranching]

Happy TGIF ...

Salud, my friend!! Hope you're feeling a bit better. Stop by any time you want.

 

[Melonfeud]

Nutty, Putty!!! He's nuts and he likes nuts!! and, now you know the rest of the story!!

There it is!!!, an insiders objective analysis pertaining to the subject matter, as after MAXIMUS traumatized the putty upon initial nighttime casing-liner contact, wounded waldo knew his best& safest course of action was to immediately seek the shelter & subsequent safety of the BIG-G's guidance & protective buddy-hood , by buddying up in a fast way

I'm sorry,,,BUT,,,this is some ,,, seriously HILARIOUS,,,,,,, factual accounting,,,,,, as the after action report reads,,,,,,,,being duly noted& recorded into the hollowed tavern scrolls,logging ,,,,,,the
events as verifiably unfolding before the eyes & ascertained transcriber yer's truly Melon of feud ,,,,,,just himself sheltering out a wicked thunder&lightening Strom of a storm,,, rendering it imprudent to proceed further into his nighttime ride upon his thundering two wheeled steed of V-twin casing-liner thrust conveyance ,it tis exactly as portrayed&illustrated,,,

 

[Ranching]

There it is!!!, an insiders objective analysis pertaining to the subject matter, as after MAXIMUS traumatized the putty upon initial nighttime casing-liner contact, wounded waldo knew his best& safest course of action was to immediately seek the shelter & subsequent safety of the BIG-G's guidance & protective buddy-hood , by buddying up in a fast way

I'm sorry,,,BUT,,,this is some ,,, seriously HILARIOUS,,,,,,, factual accounting,,,,,, as the after action report reads,,,,,,,,being duly noted& recorded into the hollowed tavern scrolls,logging ,,,,,,the
events as verifiably unfolding before the eyes & ascertained transcriber yer's truly Melon of feud ,,,,,,just himself sheltering out a wicked thunder&lightening Strom of a storm,,, rendering it imprudent to proceed further into his nighttime ride upon his thundering two wheeled steed of V-twin casing-liner thrust conveyance ,it tis exactly as portrayed&illustrated,,,

Salud!!! Gonna be a nice weekend down here. Sun came out yesterday, gonna get some golf in this weekend. Have a good one, brother!!

 

[Melonfeud]

Salud!!! Gonna be a nice weekend down here. Sun came out yesterday, gonna get some golf in this weekend. Have a good one, brother!!

Thanks COACH!
I've not suffered the winter onslaught, maybe ran the heater 3 times during the nights at different times,,,so far!
I'm Not much for the golf game,I've played it,sloshed beers in the golf cart mostly, but should you pick up that 'trap&skeet' shooting pastime,we'd be some fast&tight bro's of like minded passions,,,

SALUD!

 

[lukin2006]

Salud, my friend!! Hope you're feeling a bit better. Stop by any time you want.

Yes, I do feel better. Looking forward to the junior hockey game (Canada vs Sweden), I’m a Canadian...and of course the NFL playoffs start tomorrow.