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[waldoputty]

It's past amusing how I dictate the very vectors of yer' thought process Putty-Buddy!
Reckon I should've never petted/ fed you the nectar of confrontation ,as yer' whimpering limps of retaliation have gradually degraded in capabilities, which is obviously the reason yer' all of a sudden retreated into yer' zen/ meditation self-help&healing hole in the ground as the splintering shards of Feudian Melon shrapnel explode incessantly above, below & at ground level with that point detonation casing-liner selected,,,,yer' depleted so far past holding any semblance of a fighting spine I reckon I should shower you with the milk of human kindness & some of that Christ like grace inherent of my being,,,,,, Naw! No way,No how,Not a air sucking chance, pal! yer' Worthy of the boots while yer' down,,,

on an email check at harris ranch halfway on the drive to city of angels.

how wonderful to see his bud melonius monkey thinking loving thoughts of putty.
though the playful monkey continue to struggle saying "i want to be free"

like one of the 4 great classics in the chinese romeo and juliet, the butterfly lovers
the monkey is released to do his good deeds
as putty shows his great brotherly love for his bro, the melonius monkey.

but the monkey will soon learn that he will one day return to the loving embrace of the infinite palms like the lovers upon their sad fate before being releasing again as a pair of butterflies.

<<gong>>

 

[waldoputty]

Wow !!! The story of Putty !!! Good stuff and explains the core of Putty !! Best write up of the New Year !!!! Melonfeud tells it like it is and what a story it is indeed SIR !!!

dallasdave joins in on the struggle.
discovering though the infinite palms are made of butter
he readily accepts his fate and closes his eyes to take in the buttery envelopment.

 

[waldoputty]

LMAO,,,
If it's not the year of
"Putty's shrieking monkey "
Somewhere upon the billions&billions of planetary planes of conciseness of consciousness there damn well ought'ta be,,,



( let's stop guy's! I know I'll regret it,probably never endingly so,too! But something about that
" grace of Christ inherent'
Shouldn't be trifled with once invoked)

once the melonius monkey was freed from the infinite palms, he starts to see the futility of the infinite struggle.
there is hope for the eventual inevitable acceptance.



since the melon has called for stop, putty will go along with his lovable monkey buddy!

 

[waldoputty]

Good stuff and can't wait for the paperback book to be on the racks at the store, Putty the rest of the STORY !!!!

 

[waldoputty]

Happy TGIF ...

welcome lukin

 

[waldoputty]

Good, you get tough when your surrounded by your cats in SF. Youre much more relaxed in LA.

half way bro.
i am more relaxed in the city of angels.

 

[waldoputty]

Nutty, Putty!!! He's nuts and he likes nuts!! and, now you know the rest of the story!!

nuts of a shell crack together

 

[waldoputty]

There it is!!!, an insiders objective analysis pertaining to the subject matter, as after MAXIMUS traumatized the putty upon initial nighttime casing-liner contact, wounded waldo knew his best& safest course of action was to immediately seek the shelter & subsequent safety of the BIG-G's guidance & protective buddy-hood , by buddying up in a fast way

I'm sorry,,,BUT,,,this is some ,,, seriously HILARIOUS,,,,,,, factual accounting,,,,,, as the after action report reads,,,,,,,,being duly noted& recorded into the hollowed tavern scrolls,logging ,,,,,,the
events as verifiably unfolding before the eyes & ascertained transcriber yer's truly Melon of feud ,,,,,,just himself sheltering out a wicked thunder&lightening Strom of a storm,,, rendering it imprudent to proceed further into his nighttime ride upon his thundering two wheeled steed of V-twin casing-liner thrust conveyance ,it tis exactly as portrayed&illustrated,,,

oh bro dont be jealous.
i love you as much as i love coach.
we are all in love together in the tavern of love.
conveyance of thrust can be replaced by conferring of trust
i see the source of ur angst.
u will feel better when u trust love will cure ur lust when ur thrust is a bust

 

[waldoputty]

Salud!!! Gonna be a nice weekend down here. Sun came out yesterday, gonna get some golf in this weekend. Have a good one, brother!!

sounds good bro, have fun with the golf over the weekend!

 

[waldoputty]

Yes, I do feel better. Looking forward to the junior hockey game (Canada vs Sweden), I’m a Canadian...and of course the NFL playoffs start tomorrow.

glad to hear u r better.

 

[lukin2006]

welcome lukin

Thank you...

 

[lukin2006]

glad to hear u r better.

Thank you

 

[Trouty]

Hello all!

Putty, you kept calling but I had my son and was also doing some business out of my home. I dropped him off last night. Give me a call later if you want, my friend

 

[Melonfeud]

on an email check at harris ranch halfway on the drive to city of angels.

how wonderful to see his bud melonius monkey thinking loving thoughts of putty.
though the playful monkey continue to struggle saying "i want to be free"

like one of the 4 great classics in the chinese romeo and juliet, the butterfly lovers
the monkey is released to do his good deeds
as putty shows his great brotherly love for his bro, the melonius monkey.

but the monkey will soon learn that he will one day return to the loving embrace of the infinite palms like the lovers upon their sad fate before being releasing again as a pair of butterflies.

<<gong>>

Seeking a little moral support thru them frantically fired off requests fer immediate supportive 'puttyness' with them Emails,heh?
Yer' the one with the
" shrieking butt monkey"
Firmly impacted & planted up yer' casing-liner ( take notes,Putty-Buddy! yer' ill equipped to even feign a feeble facade of fighting a single front engagement,,,& you wanna play tough with DAVE of DALLAS by lobbing a couple of 50 year old Russian manufactured mortar RDS of limited supply yer' cousin from north Korea loaned you?,,,man! a tactical wizard you ain't,,,)
Yer' "gong" done got holes shot threw it from here to hell and gone around 2500 yards back,rendering that feeble grasp of pathetic comfort null&void of resonating resonance yer' heathen applied hopes
are traditionally steeped in
( ya, you done fuzzed up the wrong Indian with a skinning blade today,putty-pal)
As yer' tact of attempting the defraying of direct knee buckling,vision jarring melon hits with yer' vaporous veiled vestige of complete & utter NOTHINGNESS in yer' counter battery fusliade is beyond LAUGHABLE

 

[Melonfeud]

once the melonius monkey was freed from the infinite palms, he starts to see the futility of the infinite struggle.
there is hope for the eventual inevitable acceptance.



since the melon has called for stop, putty will go along with his lovable monkey buddy!

Reckon you've no other alternative, seeing how yer' loveable monkey buddy is firmly ensconced in its ever expanding confines writhing vigorously to escape from " Putty's monkey butt cavernous cave of horrors ",,,sip on some of that there tea,reload& try again my "Putty buddy with a squirming, squiggling butt monkey half way hanging out",,,,

 

[Melonfeud]

oh bro dont be jealous.
i love you as much as i love coach.
we are all in love together in the tavern of love.
conveyance of thrust can be replaced by conferring of trust
i see the source of ur angst.
u will feel better when u trust love will cure ur lust when ur thrust is a bust

And a certain razor edged T-handled skinning blade sez' yer' fixing to be of the dickless& denuded ranks of emperor eunuch's horde,,,
Keep pressing yer' pucker, pal!

 

[waldoputty]

Hello all!

Putty, you kept calling but I had my son and was also doing some business out of my home. I dropped him off last night. Give me a call later if you want, my friend

lol, ok dirty pms trouty

 

[waldoputty]

Seeking a little moral support thru them frantically fired off requests fer immediate supportive 'puttyness' with them Emails,heh?
Yer' the one with the
" shrieking butt monkey"
Firmly impacted & planted up yer' casing-liner ( take notes,Putty-Buddy! yer' ill equipped to even feign a feeble facade of fighting a single front engagement,,,& you wanna play tough with DAVE of DALLAS by lobbing a couple of 50 year old Russian manufactured mortar RDS of limited supply yer' cousin from north Korea loaned you?,,,man! a tactical wizard you ain't,,,)
Yer' "gong" done got holes shot threw it from here to hell and gone around 2500 yards back,rendering that feeble grasp of pathetic comfort null&void of resonating resonance yer' heathen applied hopes
are traditionally steeped in
( ya, you done fuzzed up the wrong Indian with a skinning blade today,putty-pal)
As yer' tact of attempting the defraying of direct knee buckling,vision jarring melon hits with yer' vaporous veiled vestige of complete & utter NOTHINGNESS in yer' counter battery fusliade is beyond LAUGHABLE

the emails are for my meeting this evening.

putty believes in fair play and frontal sword-crossing engagements are unfair to freud's predisposed to limited reach and short duration.

also hipster warriors prefer autonomous-drone-swarm-engagements compared to 20th century bombardment tactics

putty gong is the latest electromagnetic rheological alloys that ignore barbaric mechanical volleys while providing a glorious jawing for disbelievers.

 

[waldoputty]

Reckon you've no other alternative, seeing how yer' loveable monkey buddy is firmly ensconced in its ever expanding confines writhing vigorously to escape from " Putty's monkey butt cavernous cave of horrors ",,,sip on some of that there tea,reload& try again my "Putty buddy with a squirming, squiggling butt monkey half way hanging out",,,,

puttyism is kind and gentle to all forms including melonious monkeys.
instead of confining, it is welcoming and loving.
come join your brothers and sisters in the harmony of reality.
there is so much love waiting for the melon once the melon accepts the loving arms that envelop.
instead of watching the sands of time grain by grain, celebrate nature's blessings alike with singing bards, chanting monks and praying taoists.

orh-lee-tor-foo
orh-lee-tor-foo

 

[waldoputty]

And a certain razor edged T-handled skinning blade sez' yer' fixing to be of the dickless& denuded ranks of emperor eunuch's horde,,,
Keep pressing yer' pucker, pal!

missed this post.
i guess u r safe