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[Melonfeud]

the emails are for my meeting this evening.

putty believes in fair play and frontal sword-crossing engagements are unfair to freud's predisposed to limited reach and short duration.

also hipster warriors prefer autonomous-drone-swarm-engagements compared to 20th century bombardment tactics

putty gong is the latest electromagnetic rheological alloys that ignore barbaric mechanical volleys while providing a glorious jawing for disbelievers.

puttyism is kind and gentle to all forms including melonious monkeys.
instead of confining, it is welcoming and loving.
come join your brothers and sisters in the harmony of reality.
there is so much love waiting for the melon once the melon accepts the loving arms that envelop.
instead of watching the sands of time grain by grain, celebrate nature's blessings alike with singing bards, chanting monks and praying taoists.

orh-lee-tor-foo
orh-lee-tor-foo

hello Wald*yawn*0putty








Yer' mindless jibber- jabber is about as bland & absent of substance as yer' hopes& dreams of ever acquiring a female mate
( yet,yer' obviously contently fulfilled with that freaking out monkey doing the mumbo crammed half way up and hermetically sealed within yer' pooper, you were so justly & long overdue in receiving that merited award today ,I'd like to say )well, my
" Putty with a monkey butt buddy" do you think if a more lethal virulent casing-liner of avian flu were to decimate ,,,say 30-40% of yer homelands population, would yer' paranoid ONE CHINA central command structure stop being the greasy international low brow cockroach scum they are & withdrawal to refortify their INTERNET ACCESS thwarting great FIREWALL OF CHINA? as it's definitely a thought to ponder, considering the nation of yer' heritage is fixing to start losing fingers& toes everywhere its attempting to expand its yellow sphere of paranoia,self delusion & just an overall atmosphere of Eurasian commie suckage in general
If you could tear yer thoughts away from that annoying & albeit painful (ha) thrashing primate colon blockage and address these friendly questions of various issues, I'd be obliged,friend

 

[waldoputty]

hello Wald*yawn*0putty








Yer' mindless jibber- jabber is about as bland & absent of substance as yer' hopes& dreams of ever acquiring a female mate
( yet,yer' obviously contently fulfilled with that freaking out monkey doing the mumbo crammed half way up and hermetically sealed within yer' pooper, you were so justly & long overdue in receiving that merited award today ,I'd like to say )well, my
" Putty with a monkey butt buddy" do you think if a more lethal virulent casing-liner of avian flu were to decimate ,,,say 30-40% of yer homelands population, would yer' paranoid ONE CHINA central command structure stop being the greasy international low brow cockroach scum they are & withdrawal to refortify their INTERNET ACCESS thwarting great FIREWALL OF CHINA? as it's definitely a thought to ponder, considering the nation of yer' heritage is fixing to start losing fingers& toes everywhere its attempting to expand its yellow sphere of paranoia,self delusion & just an overall atmosphere of Eurasian commie suckage in general
If you could tear yer thoughts away from that annoying & albeit painful (ha) thrashing primate colon blockage and address these friendly questions of various issues, I'd be obliged,friend

melonius monkey is focused on backdoor visits?
i guess it is the character feud's leaking through the hermetic seal.
if the monkey behaves too badly, the infinite palms may have to provide some additional guidance

well ur concern for putty's health is truly loving and touching.
already looked up the approach facemasks having discussed with a biodefense guy.
the key is to avoid many forms of public transportation particularly during those times.

one of our closest family friends was the doctor in hong kong who caught SARS during the outbreak and it took him a long time to recover.
so it is definitely something worth worrying about.

private vpn's offer a way around some of the great firewalls. though ideally putty would be living in macau which is outside the great firewall.
crossing the chinese / macau border for the office is somewhat of a bother, but will see whether it can be done.

china still has the communist party, but in name only.
it is actually probably the most capitalist place on the planet.

ur focus on my rear is becoming more and more pronounced.
perhaps you should get some help.
or perhaps you can consider a local substitute or a visit to @Trouty's favorite bar

 

[Melonfeud]

melonius monkey is focused on backdoor visits?
i guess it is the character feud's leaking through the hermetic seal.
if the monkey behaves too badly, the infinite palms may have to provide some additional guidance

well ur concern for putty's health is truly loving and touching.
already looked up the approach facemasks having discussed with a biodefense guy.
the key is to avoid many forms of public transportation particularly during those times.

one of our closest family friends was the doctor in hong kong who caught SARS during the outbreak and it took him a long time to recover.
so it is definitely something worth worrying about.

private vpn's offer a way around some of the great firewalls. though ideally putty would be living in macau which is outside the great firewall.
crossing the chinese / macau border for the office is somewhat of a bother, but will see whether it can be done.

china still has the communist party, but in name only.
it is actually probably the most capitalist place on the planet.

ur focus on my rear is becoming more and more pronounced.
perhaps you should get some help.
or perhaps you can consider a local substitute or a visit to @Trouty's favorite bar

My focused aim of cramming yer' Buddha's palm monkey square up yer' *** previously is the limit& extent of yer' delusional beliefs in my concern of yer' LIVE MONKEY STUFFED POOPER,,,

so, the ol' hometown wok beckons it's native son home ,heh? Reckon the sooner you acquire a passport/ travel visa fer' yer monkey up yer' butt buddy,the sooner you can get the hell away & gone to hang and party with yer 1.3 billion blood relatives, well waldo riddle me this before you flee& run away back to yer homeland of corruption, piracy & theft,,,,is that monkey I wedged up yer' pooper starting to get used to you crackin them rice cake farts?,,,or is he freaking out gnawing & clawing away at that limited remaining internal pooper piping you got left?,,,

 

[Melonfeud]

on an email check at harris ranch halfway on the drive to city of angels.

how wonderful to see his bud melonius monkey thinking loving thoughts of putty.
though the playful monkey continue to struggle saying "i want to be free"

like one of the 4 great classics in the chinese romeo and juliet, the butterfly lovers
the monkey is released to do his good deeds
as putty shows his great brotherly love for his bro, the melonius monkey.

but the monkey will soon learn that he will one day return to the loving embrace of the infinite palms like the lovers upon their sad fate before being releasing again as a pair of butterflies.

<<gong>>

Ya Know, Waldo with a live monkey up the butt Putty?
By you retreating from the Field of battle in an less than honorable fashion & to morph into this weird as monkey crap stir-fry evenings dinner entree ,yer' more than worthy of any&all indignations, slights,slurs,along with various other calibrated casing-liner's I deem justifiably legal within these as yet to be defined articles of sparring we so raucously & with great mirth rush to engage( well yer' limping around with a pissed off monkey crammed up yer CABOOSE), it's obvious by yer' bizarrely lame& lifeless different tact /ploy you've been forced to employ as not only were you getting a Kentucky kick down applied, you were getting injun skinned at every frantic twist&turn,,, so it's apparent as to who stands victorious & commands the fields, I'd like to think you've possibly learned a valuable life lesson in this as you painfully sort through the shattered & useless wreckage that was once heralded as waldoputtys world that sadly short of stature and measurable length that it was,,, the Putty power is NO MORE! a mere trash heap upon history's past sunsets and long forgotten horizons,,, but hey Wally yer' walking away ,although a true LOSER in every aspect&fiber of that word, taking a LIVE MONKEY STUCK UP YER' POOPER with you,,,so at least you got that going for you in life,huh?

 

[waldoputty]

My focused aim of cramming yer' Buddha's palm monkey square up yer' *** previously is the limit& extent of yer' delusional beliefs in my concern of yer' LIVE MONKEY STUFFED POOPER,,,

so, the ol' hometown wok beckons it's native son home ,heh? Reckon the sooner you acquire a passport/ travel visa fer' yer monkey up yer' butt buddy,the sooner you can get the hell away & gone to hang and party with yer 1.3 billion blood relatives, well waldo riddle me this before you flee& run away back to yer homeland of corruption, piracy & theft,,,,is that monkey I wedged up yer' pooper starting to get used to you crackin them rice cake farts?,,,or is he freaking out gnawing & clawing away at that limited remaining internal pooper piping you got left?,,,

melon buddy's preoccupation for attacking putty butt with melonius monkey is truly odd.
more like melon pal is living vicariously through the freudian monkey since he is too shy to state his true desires to examine the putty butt.

how endearing melon pal is checking into putty piping, but putty recently had that fully checked out, and the scarring was all in the upper digestive system from the caustic material.

 

[waldoputty]

Ya Know, Waldo with a live monkey up the butt Putty?
By you retreating from the Field of battle in an less than honorable fashion & to morph into this weird as monkey crap stir-fry evenings dinner entree ,yer' more than worthy of any&all indignations, slights,slurs,along with various other calibrated casing-liner's I deem justifiably legal within these as yet to be defined articles of sparring we so raucously & with great mirth rush to engage( well yer' limping around with a pissed off monkey crammed up yer CABOOSE), it's obvious by yer' bizarrely lame& lifeless different tact /ploy you've been forced to employ as not only were you getting a Kentucky kick down applied, you were getting injun skinned at every frantic twist&turn,,, so it's apparent as to who stands victorious & commands the fields, I'd like to think you've possibly learned a valuable life lesson in this as you painfully sort through the shattered & useless wreckage that was once heralded as waldoputtys world that sadly short of stature and measurable length that it was,,, the Putty power is NO MORE! a mere trash heap upon history's past sunsets and long forgotten horizons,,, but hey Wally yer' walking away ,although a true LOSER in every aspect&fiber of that word, taking a LIVE MONKEY STUCK UP YER' POOPER with you,,,so at least you got that going for you in life,huh?

wow that was a 5 hour dinner meeting.
sorry melon pal had to wait but it was quite a positive meeting.
dinner menu of seafood pasta and tiramisu was pretty good.

hmm, all the indignations, slights,slurs,along with various other calibrated casing-liner's - sounds like melon pal missed his putty buddy.
sorry melon honey, i missed you also and i still love you lots with sugar on top.
but putty had to do some work on the china plan, so that could not be help.
it is really important to get the foundation correct when you and @Trouty visit, your hookers will not be in the organ business and be more attentive than the ones who took putty bribes.
so melon honey please understand why putty could not go out to play tonight.
if you promise to focus less on putty butt, perhaps we can hang out more often so we can live and prosper together.
putty power is greatly enhanced by the casting couch, and putty promises to make room for his visitors. so dont worry melon honey as ur seat on the seat of pleasure is reserved on your travel to puttyland.
so honey, please dont be throw any more temper tantrums.
here is a big wet one - uuuummaa - to make you feel better !!!!

here is one more - uuuummaa
now melon honey, have a good night of rest now that putty has tucked you in !!!

 

[Melonfeud]

wow that was a 5 hour dinner meeting.
sorry melon pal had to wait but it was quite a positive meeting.
dinner menu of seafood pasta and tiramisu was pretty good.

hmm, all the indignations, slights,slurs,along with various other calibrated casing-liner's - sounds like melon pal missed his putty buddy.
sorry melon honey, i missed you also and i still love you lots with sugar on top.
but putty had to do some work on the china plan, so that could not be help.
it is really important to get the foundation correct when you and @Trouty visit, your hookers will not be in the organ business and be more attentive than the ones who took putty bribes.
so melon honey please understand why putty could not go out to play tonight.
if you promise to focus less on putty butt, perhaps we can hang out more often so we can live and prosper together.
putty power is greatly enhanced by the casting couch, and putty promises to make room for his visitors. so dont worry melon honey as ur seat on the seat of pleasure is reserved on your travel to puttyland.
so honey, please dont be throw any more temper tantrums.
here is a big wet one - uuuummaa - to make you feel better !!!!

here is one more - uuuummaa
now melon honey, have a good night of rest now that putty has tucked you in !!!

melon buddy's preoccupation for attacking putty butt with melonius monkey is truly odd.
more like melon pal is living vicariously through the freudian monkey since he is too shy to state his true desires to examine the putty butt.

how endearing melon pal is checking into putty piping, but putty recently had that fully checked out, and the scarring was all in the upper digestive system from the caustic material.

So, Waldo with a monkey up the pooper Putty , I see the weight of LOSERDOM I've done slapped you with is wearing you down to the point of just rolling over& playing dead, a clever ploy that could possibly fool the lessor of savvy ( mostly) Anglo Saxon's such as I ,for being an adept student & quick study on the deceitful and deceptive nature Inherent of godless commies & Asian casing-liner's in general, also the obvious feminine traits of yer' mental make up being put on full display with all yer' snuggling kissing and pathetic ladyboy exhibitions,,,er,,,are,,, SHEESE dude,,,yer' really gonna fly that fruit flag,heh?,,,ANYWAY also while you were rolled over& playing dead ,that MONKEY PLANTED UP YER' POOPER started flicking it's tail revealing yer' position amongst the ruins of yer' former empire

You're gonna have to hereby & forever after refer to me as" MELON WINNER FEUD destroyer of Putty's colon&empire",,, best now you get some rest WALDO with the monkey up the pooper Putty,as the weight of that burdensome huge letter 'L' tattooed across yer' forehead surly do look heavy for yer' defeated stature

 

[Ranching]

Good morning. Headed to the golf course. You guys behave yourself today!

 

[waldoputty]

So, Waldo with a monkey up the pooper Putty , I see the weight of LOSERDOM I've done slapped you with is wearing you down to the point of just rolling over& playing dead, a clever ploy that could possibly fool the lessor of savvy ( mostly) Anglo Saxon's such as I ,for being an adept student & quick study on the deceitful and deceptive nature Inherent of godless commies & Asian casing-liner's in general, also the obvious feminine traits of yer' mental make up being put on full display with all yer' snuggling kissing and pathetic ladyboy exhibitions,,,er,,,are,,, SHEESE dude,,,yer' really gonna fly that fruit flag,heh?,,,ANYWAY also while you were rolled over& playing dead ,that MONKEY PLANTED UP YER' POOPER started flicking it's tail revealing yer' position amongst the ruins of yer' former empire

You're gonna have to hereby & forever after refer to me as" MELON WINNER FEUD destroyer of Putty's colon&empire",,, best now you get some rest WALDO with the monkey up the pooper Putty,as the weight of that burdensome huge letter 'L' tattooed across yer' forehead surly do look heavy for yer' defeated stature

after being tucked in, melon pal is naughty playing hours later.
putty is sorry you were lonely during the dinner meeting.
while it is understanding for freudians to try to overcompensate for their shortcomings, putty butt desires are risking your seat on the casting couch.
all in the tavern of love are witness to melonius tail wiggling dreams.

the early release was for the monkey to do good deeds leading particularly to protecting the sacred monk to bring back the holy scriptures back from the buddha.
instead of the inviting putty butt, the celebrating monkey finds itself cradled by the enveloping palms.
misguided by melonius desires, the monkey finally learns that all of reality including putty butt and melon drawers are but part of the infinite layers of buddha palms.
melonius closeted desires has relegated he monkey back to the loving palms to be cradled for a few more hundred years.

putty starts meditating for the morning and sips some tea.
for puttyism is forgiving and ready to embrace his bro once melonius pal will finally repent for the errors of his ways.

orh le tor foo
orh le tor foo

<<GONG>>

 

[waldoputty]

Good morning. Headed to the golf course. You guys behave yourself today!

have fun coach.

 

[waldoputty]

melon honey, i do owe u some gratitude.
i found an escape path in shanghai to a safe island in the event of a major biohazard event.
it goes to the 'hawaii of korea' but southwest of the southern tip so far from the short crazy guy in the north.
there are lots of western restaurants as it is a nice tourist site.
and quite lightly populated with population of about 626k over 714 square miles.
the weather is about 10 degrees cooler than hawaii which is ideal for putty comfort during meditation.
i now need to find a way to get there if i am in the southern areas of china around macau.

my gratitude will be shown if you are again enveloped in the infinite palms.
in my puttyism generosity, you may be embraced along with one of ur hookers so it is not a solitary confinement casing liner.
may even leave u with a large supply of vitamin v and some toys to help u with ur shortcomings, but no monkey tail for u as the poor thing is back repenting for his debacherous thoughts of the putty butt.

https://encrypted-tbn0.***NOT-ALLOWED***/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQhzMqUrkBI13m5FWdE2YmYBdOQgECyDKRCOrqWjjk4B3gO_DqM

 

[waldoputty]

for those going to asia and afraid of potential pandemic event or have clean air if going to bad air places like Beijing. this is an interseting product and initial research on internet has good reviews for protecting against flu etc, but would need some verification as the ion emitting protection casing liner not the traditional HEPA filter:

https://www.serenityhealth.com/a302...aFZ2MKFdFeaUPEPsBnmz0_zXZSBPrWMBoC3UIQAvD_BwE
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[dallasdave]

Nutty, Putty!!! He's nuts and he likes nuts!! and, now you know the rest of the story!!

I know he is Wild and Crazy Guy

 

[dallasdave]

melon honey, i do owe u some gratitude.
i found an escape path in shanghai to a safe island in the event of a major biohazard event.
it goes to the 'hawaii of korea' but southwest of the southern tip so far from the short crazy guy in the north.
there are lots of western restaurants as it is a nice tourist site.
and quite lightly populated with population of about 626k over 714 square miles.
the weather is about 10 degrees cooler than hawaii which is ideal for putty comfort during meditation.
i now need to find a way to get there if i am in the southern areas of china around macau.

my gratitude will be shown if you are again enveloped in the infinite palms.
in my puttyism generosity, you may be embraced along with one of ur hookers so it is not a solitary confinement casing liner.
may even leave u with a large supply of vitamin v and some toys to help u with ur shortcomings, but no monkey tail for u as the poor thing is back repenting for his debacherous thoughts of the putty butt.

https://encrypted-tbn0.***NOT-ALLOWED***/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQhzMqUrkBI13m5FWdE2YmYBdOQgECyDKRCOrqWjjk4B3gO_DqM

Great Putty Pics -love that waterfall !!!

 

[dallasdave]

dallasdave joins in on the struggle.
discovering though the infinite palms are made of butter
he readily accepts his fate and closes his eyes to take in the buttery envelopment.

Very deep Putty, I'm getting my boots on as we speak.

 

[waldoputty]

Great Putty Pics -love that waterfall !!!

dave, come join puttyism and help our bro reap the rewards!
lots of butter here

 

[waldoputty]

Very deep Putty, I'm getting my boots on as we speak.

mountains of popcorn
fountains of butter

 

[dallasdave]

mountains of popcorn
fountains of butter

 

[waldoputty]

loci incoming

 

[dallasdave]

loci incoming

It's Prime Time

loci incoming

Prime Time is in the House !!!!