I Like Beer A Lot

[waldoputty]

It's Prime Time

Prime Time is in the House !!!!

mountains heaping of popcorn
waves of melted butter cascading through the fountain

 

[dallasdave]

mountains heaping of popcorn
waves of melted butter cascading through the fountain

Putty DREAMS

 

[waldoputty]

Putty DREAMS

no, those are dave/loci wet dreams

 

[waldoputty]

better wearable air cleaner with HEPA (proven tech) and ion generator (controversy whether it is effective) - $250 and 8 oz.

 

[Melonfeud]

after being tucked in, melon pal is naughty playing hours later.
putty is sorry you were lonely during the dinner meeting.
while it is understanding for freudians to try to overcompensate for their shortcomings, putty butt desires are risking your seat on the casting couch.
all in the tavern of love are witness to melonius tail wiggling dreams.

the early release was for the monkey to do good deeds leading particularly to protecting the sacred monk to bring back the holy scriptures back from the buddha.
instead of the inviting putty butt, the celebrating monkey finds itself cradled by the enveloping palms.
misguided by melonius desires, the monkey finally learns that all of reality including putty butt and melon drawers are but part of the infinite layers of buddha palms.
melonius closeted desires has relegated he monkey back to the loving palms to be cradled for a few more hundred years.

putty starts meditating for the morning and sips some tea.
for puttyism is forgiving and ready to embrace his bro once melonius pal will finally repent for the errors of his ways.

orh le tor foo
orh le tor foo

<<GONG>>

So ,now tell me, " Waldo with a monkey deep plowed up his pooper Putty". This insane & certifiably Looney-tune form of crazy that I've apparently driven you over edge into, is the opium very expensive as you stumble around amongst the ruined & wrecked remains of yer' once semi-stable state of sanity, and it must really take a zen masters level to reach that prefect level of oneness within oneself with that pissed off monkey squirming around all up there in yer' POOPER!
ya-know? If you were to swallow one of them there " personal air space" casing-liner apparatus's that anrgy monkey up yer' butt could prolly make pretty good use of it,
And you'd be getting up in there in the mountainous meditation valleys of yer' mind in nothing flat with a mellow monkey moving around up in there in yer POOPER

Have you even tried to get that thing outta their yet?
Have you tried using a couple of pry bars?

 

[Melonfeud]

It's funny you mentioned NORTH KOREA as yer' designated bug out A.O. should this shangri-la melt down around you faster than you do, once you realize yer' completely surrounded and unarmed in a one on one battle of literary wits with MELON WINNER FEUD,,,

You heard back around Sept. 2017 yer ONE CHINA dreamland cut north Korea a "deal" that if they abandon their nuke expansion program,,,, they could keep there existing nuclear warheads ( some estimates are right around 20) and ONE CHINA would funnel them newer missile technology & wiggle worm around economic sanctions imposed against them on the slant eyed slicky boy slide( yeppers gang! I'd of done nuked ONE CHINA to ASHES,,, last week,,,er,,,TWICE) and fancy that! the Norks have miraculously reestablished communication/ talks with the South,,, One China told the North they thought it likely the U.S. would NOT attack but if ever the time for the NORTH to suffer U.S. military wrath it would be now,also, ONE CHINA central command structure would be pressed beyond its capabilities were the mass exodus of north Koreans were to flood across their porous shared border,,,

Yeppers WALDO with a monkey pile drived up the POOPER Putty,,, it's the vibe from the Borg like hive collective that's emanating from all yer' China fan boi love posts that MELON WINNER FEUD don't play well with,,,

 

[waldoputty]

So ,now tell me, " Waldo with a monkey deep plowed up his pooper Putty". This insane & certifiably Looney-tune form of crazy that I've apparently driven you over edge into, is the opium very expensive as you stumble around amongst the ruined & wrecked remains of yer' once semi-stable state of sanity, and it must really take a zen masters level to reach that prefect level of oneness within oneself with that pissed off monkey squirming around all up there in yer' POOPER!
ya-know? If you were to swallow one of them there " personal air space" casing-liner apparatus's that anrgy monkey up yer' butt could prolly make pretty good use of it,
And you'd be getting up in there in the mountainous meditation valleys of yer' mind in nothing flat with a mellow monkey moving around up in there in yer POOPER

Have you even tried to get that thing outta their yet?
Have you tried using a couple of pry bars?

melon obsession with putty behind is truly revealing of ur closet thoughts.
the poor monkey is now confined again by the closed in walls and its tail downtrodden as it assimilates into the whole of reality instead of its melonious goal.
perhaps u should show some remorse for the monkey's predicament since it was melonious corruptive thoughts that ultimately confined the poor monkey hundreds more years of self contemplation.

swallowing the air cleaner would kind of be self-defeating in addition to the high voltage needed to generate the ions.
putty also prefers ocean over mountain whether for meditation or daily enjoyment.
furthermore, it is the ocean air that provides the clean fresh air so mountain areas are not an option
furthermore, the mountainous areas are near tibet and other minorities in the west that may not be such friendly casing liners.
so for the honeyest of melons to be safe from carving by the sharp knives of the angry folks, coastal regions are highly advised.

chinese are quite adventurous in food items that put maximus at risk.
but truly novel would be melonious desire for all things poop.
if that is ur choice of fine ingredients, afraid that it would not be available for melonious stuffing...

putty credits the honeyest of melons with the impetus to find an escape path as well as a clean air shield based on proven hepa technology. honeyest of melons would be properly rewarded in his visit but thoughts of tail wagging in hooker behinds are highly inadvisable. melonious fetish of butts may not be consistent asian hooker casing liners, and could put melon pal in danger of meeting the organ traders. perhaps the tail fetish arises from freudian shortcomings that affect confidence needed to achieve proper dockings, but support equipment and fun toys could be provided to assist even those with great need in statue.

dont worry melon pal, puttyism is kind to all creatures even those who led the monkey off the chosen path. puttyism will shine its rays of healing and warmth to cure melon pal of his fetishes and rituals so melon can rejoin the brotherhood of creatures and enjoy the fruits of enlightenment. with the rays of healing, the honeyest of melons may assimiliate back to the whole of reality instead of futile attempts of individualistic acts of defiance.

orh le tor foo
orh le tor foo

<<GONG>>

 

[waldoputty]

It's funny you mentioned NORTH KOREA as yer' designated bug out A.O. should this shangri-la melt down around you faster than you do, once you realize yer' completely surrounded and unarmed in a one on one battle of literary wits with MELON WINNER FEUD,,,

You heard back around Sept. 2017 yer ONE CHINA dreamland cut north Korea a "deal" that if they abandon their nuke expansion program,,,, they could keep there existing nuclear warheads ( some estimates are right around 20) and ONE CHINA would funnel them newer missile technology & wiggle worm around economic sanctions imposed against them on the slant eyed slicky boy slide( yeppers gang! I'd of done nuked ONE CHINA to ASHES,,, last week,,,er,,,TWICE) and fancy that the Norks have miraculously reestablished communication/ talks with the South,,, One China told the North they thought it likely the U.S. would attack but if ever the time for the NORTH to suffer U.S. military wrath it would be now,also, ONE CHINA central command structure would be pressed beyond it capabilities were the mass exodus of north Koreans were to flood across their porous shared border,,,

Yeppers WALDO with a monkey pile drived up the POOPER Putty,,, it's the vibe from the Borg like hive collective that's emanating from all yer' China fan boi love posts that MELON WINNER FEUD don't play well with,,,

the confused melon appears to be unaware the location of jeju island at the southern tip of the korean penisula, such would be the most distant from the short crazy guy.
the jeju island in korea is about 250 miles away from the dmz, and is only in putty plans for vacations (good safe clean seafood) and quick escape in the event of a major bio event.
furthermore, the chinese population are frightened of the short guy, and despite what the government says for international consumption, substantial number of troops are positioned at the border between china and north korea.
finally there are plenty of choke points different than melonious fetishes of monkey tails that could be constrained to stop an enormous inflow of refugees such as the train route and highway between the 2.
also putty is certainly not planning to be near the border as most of the border area is inland with questionable air, and the closet city on the coast is dalian about 150 miles away.
putty current plans center around shanghai which is 1000 miles away and shenzhen which is 2000 miles away.

honeyest of melons, with ur capitulation to the tenants of puttyism, ur rewards on the casting couch will be safe from the short guy. once u welcome assimilation into the whole and infinity of the palms of nirvana, u shall be cleansed from ur needs and fetishes for poop and butts, but the honeyest of melons and the dirty @Trouty will be cleansed in the lotus ponds of delight and washed by high quality hookers with no ties to organ traders.

 

[Melonfeud]

the confused melon appears to be unaware the location of jeju island at the southern tip of the korean penisula, such would be the most distant from the short crazy guy.
the jeju island in korea is about 250 miles away from the dmz, and is only in putty plans for vacations (good safe clean seafood) and quick escape in the event of a major bio event.
furthermore, the chinese population are frightened of the short guy, and despite what the government says for international consumption, substantial number of troops are positioned at the border between china and north korea.
finally there are plenty of choke points different than melonious fetishes of monkey tails that could be constrained to stop an enormous inflow of refugees such as the train route and highway between the 2.
also putty is certainly not planning to be near the border as most of the border area is inland with questionable air, and the closet city on the coast is dalian about 150 miles away.
putty current plans center around shanghai which is 1000 miles away and shenzhen which is 2000 miles away.

honeyest of melons, with ur capitulation to the tenants of puttyism, ur rewards on the casting couch will be safe from the short guy. once u welcome assimilation into the whole and infinity of the palms of nirvana, u shall be cleansed from ur needs and fetishes for poop and butts, but the honeyest of melons and the dirty @Trouty will be cleansed in the lotus ponds of delight and washed by high quality hookers with no ties to organ traders.

Felt the need to selectively clarify yer'self did ya?
It figures
Yeppers, may the monkey up Putty's POOPER guide you in thoughts& deeds,,,wang-chung

 

[waldoputty]

Felt the need to selectively clarify yer'self did ya?
It figures
Yeppers, may the monkey up Putty's POOPER guide you in thoughts& deeds,,,wang-chung

no need to clarify but to purify ur fetishes so u can enter the realm of puttyhood.
the monkey fetish will be cleansed as you assimilate into the pure white light of wisdom.
ur capitulation into puttyism will be justly rewarded with the achievement of oneness with the collective bliss.

 

[Melonfeud]

no need to clarify but to purify ur fetishes so u can enter the realm of puttyhood.
the monkey fetish will be cleansed as you assimilate into the pure white light of wisdom.
ur capitulation into puttyism will be justly rewarded with the achievement of oneness with the collective bliss.

The only thing that's entered "Puttyhood" is that rectally residing MONKEY& it'll probably take a hell've a lot more than that to cleanse that poor primate of Putty's puckered out Pooper once you crowbar that sucker outta there as yer' obviously grooving to the complete ONENESS you& yer' monkey up the butt have attained,,,hey maybe if you quaffed a pint of hydrogen peroxide, placed a set of vise gripe pliers on yer' nose and kept yer' mouth shut,,,that rapidly expanding gas just maybe might provide the impudence needed in facilitating the extraction of that monkey crammed up yer' butt by propelling it with projected anal flatulence pressures of up to 66 lb.psi,,,er,,,used in conjunction with a couple of crowbars of course,,, it's better to go with the overkill while attempting a medical procedure such as this,,,I would assume

 

[waldoputty]

The only thing that's entered "Puttyhood" is that rectally residing MONKEY& it'll probably take a hell've a lot more than that to cleanse that poor primate of Putty's puckered out Pooper once you crowbar that sucker outta there as yer' obviously grooving to the complete ONENESS you& yer' monkey up the butt have attained,,,hey maybe if you quaffed a pint of hydrogen peroxide, placed a set of vise gripe pliers on yer' nose and kept yer' mouth shut,,,that rapidly expanding gas just maybe might provide the impudence needed in facilitating the extraction of that monkey crammed up yer' butt by propelling it with projected anal flatulence pressures of up to 66 lb.psi,,,er,,,used in conjunction with a couple of crowbars of course,,, it's better to go with the overkill while attempting a medical procedure such as this,,,I would assume

melon should be commended for the will to continue inspite of overwhelming odds.
though melon must be getting tired and eyes are heavier.
instead of seeing capitulation, melon pal should simple join the loving palms and accept his place among the collective voices in infinite realities.
valiant attempts to resist the inevitable is valiant but futile.
come join the chorus of collective voices in harmony and symphony with universal brotherhood and love.

 

[Ranching]

I see you boys have been up to no good.. we need @daboyzruleperiod to come in here and set you all straight!!! And we need @haleyrules to join us for a cold drink!!

 

[waldoputty]

I see you boys have been up to no good.. we need @daboyzruleperiod to come in here and set you all straight!!! And we need @haleyrules to join us for a cold drink!!

haley and daboyz need to join in on the melon assimilation to puttyhood!

 

[Melonfeud]

haley and daboyz need to join in on the melon assimilation to puttyhood!

The only assimilation transpiring around here is that obvious melding of the complete transcendental ONENESS going on between you& that pet primate you have pounded up yer' POOPER Putty,,,

I can tell yer' breaking out in cold sweats of dread on my every posts
Even a soothing cup of seaweed tea& meditation is of no avail while yer' limping aimlessly around in Waldo's world of wreckage wreaked by that wizard of WINNING, Melonfeud

 

[waldoputty]

The only assimilation transpiring around here is that obvious melding of the complete transcendental ONENESS going on between you& that pet primate you have pounded up yer' POOPER Putty,,,

I can tell yer' breaking out in cold sweats of dread on my every posts
Even a soothing cup of seaweed tea& meditation is of no avail while yer' limping aimlessly around in Waldo's world of wreckage wreaked by that wizard of WINNING, Melonfeud

the poor primate has been confined to the million leaves of buddha due to your false fantasies.
continued resistance and eventual spiral will mark your ultimate enlightenment with collective voices and universal love.
freudian shortcomings will be cured by the pure white light of puttyism, guiding your eventual acceptance of the enveloping palms.
assimilation process would complete your cleansing and rebirth into a new golden age.
step by step, as your eyelids get heavier and heavier, let your journey start and relieve melon pal of earthly troubles and bodily confines.
come, melon pal, take the leap and free yourself!

 

[The Dark Bishop]

I guess the cease-fire is surely off.

Before long I can imagine the Icy-hot drenched casing-liner and the calming effects of beating one's monkey. Then again with certain breeds of dogs still on the menu, I fear the whole gong thing. If Hong Kong Fuey ends up as tomorrow's tavern special, we may need to step in and make you both shotgun beers til you like each other again. While I am sure many of us drinkers would actually wish for this punishment, this seems like the clear choice for you two. LMAO

 

[waldoputty]

I guess the cease-fire is surely off.

Before long I can imagine the Icy-hot drenched casing-liner and the calming effects of beating one's monkey. Then again with certain breeds of dogs still on the menu, I fear the whole gong thing. If Hong Kong Fuey ends up as tomorrow's tavern special, we may need to step in and make you both shotgun beers til you like each other again. While I am sure many of us drinkers would actually wish for this punishment, this seems like the clear choice for you two. LMAO

the concept of a ceasefire is foreign to the putty-melon fire-ice casing liner.
dogs are always on the menu as is hong kong fuey which is not very authentic though.
putty actually cannot really drink after his accident though i think melon will be more than happy to take you up on the offer. perhaps you can join in on the merriment and add your own voice to melon's monkey and putty zen.

 

[waldoputty]

hey melon, it is getting repetitive and i think the other tavern members may be tired of us taking over the thread...
lets stop zen-monkey battle.

 

[Ranching]

hey melon, it is getting repetitive and i think the other tavern members may be tired of us taking over the thread...
lets stop zen-monkey battle.

Yawn!