I Like Beer A Lot

[maxdogg]

 

[Trouty]

I've got the " hateful eight "
Coming on the tube,fellers.

Abslotely AMAZING film, Melon!!!

 

[Trouty]

 

[Trouty]

This is about an Ayahuasca trip.

My ex GF left last year to go do a two week ayahuasca trip in Peru. She's from Brazil, a Mormon, and a nut job. She thinks this will bring here love. We separated right before she left. Wanted me to leave my child and spend all my ******* time with her.

She's already done it by now, haven't heard back from her.

 

[Trouty]

I was still
Chewing/ crunching those bad boy lemon 714's up and pounding whiskey in the early 80's and I'm pretty sure there still prescribed in mexico I've not been to Nogales Mexico in 7-8 years I used to go once or twice a year there for awhile ,I buy my duty free scotch and cigs at the port, they always treated me pretty good across the border but I never got tore down drunk or ventured to deep in country, all they want is the bizzness of taking your dollars so you gotta haggle, I've bought several high quality leather pistolero rigs down there , single action cowboy rigs ( and like say you're wanting a left handed holster rig for your 4 5/8th" barrelled single action Roscoe? Boom no problem,,,, had one cat say what you wanting/looking for? I told him a leather holster for a S&W 4506,,,wham! Less than 15 minutes that cat came thru with a brown basket weave stamped, soft leather lined rig,,, yeah! There's ludes down there.

Now that's an adventure!!!!

Yeah, I hadn't considered the pharmacia's down there. They have everything, you just have to be careful. Sometimes they set people up at the border so they can sneak in behind you with a bigger load. We used to bring back all sorts of, um, stuff, from there for friends of mine that needed, um, stuff, to make um, stuff, from there (TJ) back in the day. I'll leave this intentionally vague.

 

[Tabascocat]

Just got back from the Watt charity softball thing, thank goodness they sold beer! It was pretty cheesy but it is for a good cause and got to see Arnold throw out some of his catch phrases

The celebrities playing were all Texans, so pretty much Watt, Clowney and some lesser names. Hopkins and A. Johnson played too.

A few of the guys hit it out of Minute Maid(or would have if roof was open) and it was a large crowd. I have played in front of maybe 17k max in my ball career yet this place was 20k plus for a short softball game. Hope they made good money for the kids, we spent $300 just on our two tickets.

One annoying part was the music, they had it blareing non-stop, gave me a headache. Guess I am getting too old now

 

[Trouty]

I will say, when I realized the path I was leading down I counted my blessings and left all that crazy **** behind.

Don't want you guys thinking I'm some miscreant

Just a daddy and man who loves his little boy and the Cowboys

Well, I love a lot of things, but all things positive in my life.

 

[Trouty]

Just got back from the Watt charity softball thing, thank goodness they sold beer! It was pretty cheesy but it is for a good cause and got to see Arnold throw out some of his catch phrases

The celebrities playing were all Texans, so pretty much Watt, Clowney and some lesser names. Hopkins and A. Johnson played too.

A few of the guys hit it out of Minute Maid(or would have if roof was open) and it was a large crowd. I have played in front of maybe 17k max in my ball career yet this place was 20k plus for a short softball game. Hope they made good money for the kids, we spent $300 just on our two tickets.

One annoying part was the music, they had it blareing non-stop, gave me a headache. Guess I am getting too old now

Awesome, Dex, Glad it went better than you expected other than the music

 

[maxdogg]

My ex GF left last year to go do a two week ayahuasca trip in Peru. She's from Brazil, a Mormon, and a nut job. She thinks this will bring here love. We separated right before she left. Wanted me to leave my child and spend all my ******* time with her.

She's already done it by now, haven't heard back from her.

Yeah that stuff is crazy I have heard.

 

[Tabascocat]

Awesome, Dex, Glad it went better than you expected other than the music

It was fun but I was itching to get out there! Most of the football players were embarrassing themselves

 

[Trouty]

Yeah that stuff is crazy I have heard.

Way crazy. Week long trip with DMT-level highs that last far longer than DMT's 25 minute experience. You actually need a guide with you the first few times you do it, it's so intense.

Never tried it, never will. If I can't handle something in the comfort of my home, forget about it.

 

[Trouty]

It was fun but I was itching to get out there! Most of the football players were embarrassing themselves

 

[maxdogg]

I will say, when I realized the path I was leading down I counted my blessings and left all that crazy **** behind.

Don't want you guys thinking I'm some miscreant

Just a daddy and man who loves his little boy and the Cowboys

Well, I love a lot of things, but all things positive in my life.

Me too man I have had some breaking bad and scarface times in my life but that was back in the 70's and 80's. that's a faint memory.

 

[Trouty]

Me too man I have had some breaking bad and scarface times in my life but that was back in the 70's and 80's. that's a faint memory.

Right on, brother. At one point, when I first came back, I didn't give a **** about myself, my family, nothing. Neglected everyhting and everybody. Was looking for a death wish. Incredibly crazy time for me, almost matching my time in Iraq. So happy it's behind me.

 

[maxdogg]

Right on, brother. At one point, when I first came back, I didn't give a **** about myself, my family, nothing. Was looking for a death wish. So happy it's behind me.

That's great bro. I know some buddys from back in the day that never got out of it. Damn shame.

 

[Trouty]

That's great bro. I know some buddys from back in the day that never got out of it. Damn shame.

Same here. Have buddies that eventually got caught up big time. I got out just in time. This was back in '08, so going on 9 years away from that game.

 

[Ranching]

Salud, headed home from a graduation. A little buzzed.

 

[Melonfeud]

It was fun but I was itching to get out there! Most of the football players were embarrassing themselves

hey Dextern!
So did you say Arnold Schwarzenegger was there? I didn't know this till about a month ago but he owns a m-48 Patton tank! Them kids at work were telling me,, I had to google it,,, other than the music, I'm thinking you still had some fun going there,bro.

 

[Tabascocat]

hey Dextern!
So did you say Arnold Schwarzenegger was there? I didn't know this till about a month ago but he owns a m-48 Patton tank! Them kids at work were telling me,, I had to google it,,, other than the music, I'm thinking you still had some fun going there,bro.

Yup, the biggest action star ever gave a speech wearing a cowboy hat, he started off with "pump you up" followed by "get to da chopper"

 

[Melonfeud]

Yup, the biggest action star ever gave a speech wearing a cowboy hat, he started off with "pump you up" followed by "get to da chopper"

Hilarious,, gonna go to sleep laughing,,, git' to DA' chopper,,,, ha,ha,ha,,,